Chapter 11: The Not-So-Merry Mines of Moria
A few minutes later: The octopus thing tries to eat Fernando!
"Someone please help Mr. Fernando! PLEASE!" Sham was screaming!
Lego, Acorn, and Gimles were playing poker outside the door of Moria which had just opened.
"Lego, Acorn you have to help him! You have to save Mr. Fernando!" Sham yelled while poking them.
"Fernando!!! Oh my god! We MUST protect him!!!" Acorn jumped up and yelled.
"You're right! Fernando we will save you!" Lego jumped up and yelled like Acorn.
"But I'm winning!" Gimles whined.
Lego shoots at octopus while Acorn chops off a few of his legs.
Fernando fell into Acorn arms and then Sham helped him to stand.
"Shouldn't we kind of be going inside now?" Bomby asked but not moving.
Everyone FINALLY realizes that they should probably move away from the bubbling water with the giant octopus in it and go inside. A few minutes later they actually walk inside.
Door closes dramatically.
Random Screams, mostly from Hobbits and Hobbits2.
"IT'S DARK!"
"I'M SCARED!"
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!"
"Oh fine you big babies I'll turn on a light." GoGolf said and waved his staff
lighting up a very small part of the room.
"Ooooooh-Ahhhh!" Everyone else chorused.
"Oh shut up!" GoGolf said annoyed.
Crunch Crunch Crunch
"Hey does anyone notice that we're stepping on something?" Katie asked.
"Ummm....(crunch)... not really... (crunch)" Poppy said wondering why GoGolf was making them go on this long adventure when he could have just magically poofed the Ring to Mt. Doom.
GoGolf shines light on where they're walking.
"Ewww!" everyone shouted.
"It's…it's…!" Lego said grossed out.
"FURBIES!!!" everyone (even GoGolf) screamed in horror. The room randomly lit up and they saw that the floor was covered in FURBIES! Someone turned on a black light and the room went dark again. Sham tries to pet a FURBIE and make it his friend.
"It bit me! Now I'll have to cook you up and serve you to Mr. Fernando. Yes, I will." Sham said.
"Sham, I'm REALLY not hungry right now." Fernando said trying to stop him. It was too late though, Sham was bound and determined to cook the FURBIE!
"Burn little FURBIE! Burn!" Sham yelled.
All look at him strangely and blink.
"What I can't have an evil, murderous side too?" Sham asked very
seriously. No comment.
Hype jumps out of Random bushes Randomly growing on top of a dead guy.
"Hi everybody!" Hype said.
"Hi Dr. Nick!" Everyone said Randomly. Hype pokes Lego and disappears.
"RIIIIIIGHT!" Hobbits2 all commented.
"So Merfy…" Poppy said acting casual-and-I-have-nothing-to-talk-about-but-I-can't-stand-the-silence-ish.
"You remember that one time when we did the thing?" Merfy said in the same way as Poppy.
"Oh yeah, when we went to that dude's house and we were all like DUDE and he was talkin' all Paris talk and we were like DUDE!!!" Poppy answered. All stare but can't see Merfy and Poppy.
"Hey, we're down here!" Merfy shouted. Everyone looked down, and down, and down, and finally saw them and stared blankly.
Gimles walked into a hard staircase. He walked into the staircase again, and again, and again. GoGolf came over and saw Gimles and walked into the staircase, and walked into it again, and again, and again. Everyone except Acorn walked into the staircase over and over. Acorn finally comes over and figured out they could walk up the staircase after walking into it several times.
"So should we go up the stairs now?" Acorn asked in his Hooded Man voice.
"You know my cousin was this special dwarf guy and…" Gimles started to ramble.
After walking up many flights of stairs the Fellowship came to an open room. Poppy was the first to explore this new room. The others followed and noticed the large stone coffin in the center of the room.
"What do you think is in it?" Lego asked Acorn. Acorn poked it.
"A sword?" Acorn thought out loud.
"No too wide for a sword," Lego said, "maybe a horse?"
"FOOLISH FOOLS!" GoGolf shouted.
"You like that word a lot don't you GoGolfy?" Poppy asked with a giggle.
"It is neither a sword nor a horse, it is obviously a pillow." GoGolf said while Gimles picked up an old book that laid next to the coffin.
"Oh my!" Gimles exclaimed, "It's…it's my uncle!"
"The book is your uncle?" Bomby asked.
"No you idiot, in the box!" Gimles exclaimed. Everyone leaned over the box ohhhing and ahhhhing. GoGolf began to read the book as best he could. Poppy slowly slinked into a corner and accidentally knocked a flower pot into a well. It made a loud sound as it crashed against the well and fell to the earth.
"FOOL OF A TOOK!" GoGolf scream.
"Is that like your catch phrase?" Sham inquired.
"You have just caused great peril!" GoGolf continued.
"Hey don't yell at him! You're the reason we're in here in the first place!" Acorn yelled.
"Stop yelling at me!" yelled GoGolf.
"Stop yelling at Acorn for yelling at you!" Fernando yelled
"Stop yelling at me for yelling at Acorn for yelling at me! GoGolf yelled.
"Stop yelling at me for yelling at you for yelling at Acorn for yelling at you!"
Fernando yelled. Gimles cried loudly.
"What's the matter Gimles?" Merfy asked.
"My uncle and I used to have fights like this." Gimles sobbed. Suddenly there was a knock at the door that had been open just seconds before.
"Who is it?" Lego asked. The only response was a battering ram shoved through the door. "Well that's rude!" Lego exclaimed putting his hands on his hips.
The Fellowship readied themselves for battle. Several orcs, a troll and a black cat burst through the door. Acorn, Lego, Gimles, GoGolf and Bomby succeeded in slaying the orcs before they could harm the hobbits, but before they could stop it the troll gave Fernando a hard blow to the chest. He hit the wall and slid to the floor.
"Mr. Fernando!" Sham shouted. Acorn and GoGolf ran to Fernando's aid as another group of orcs rushed through the now open door. Acorn lifted Fernando and the Fellowship leaped down the stairs which magically turned into a slide.
"WEEEEEEE!" everyone, including the semi-conscious Fernando shouted. When they reached the bottom they found themselves on a narrow bridge. A monster of smoke and fire came onto the bridge. All gasp dramatically.
"I will fight this fiend." Acorn said bravely.
"No young one," GoGolf began.
"Isn't he like 87 years old?" Lego whispered to Gimles.
"This creature and I share a special bond, a bond of oldness, I shall meet him in battle." GoGolf said chivalrously.
"Uhhh…" everyone else said dumbly. GoGolf walked to the halfway point of the bridge and raised his sword. The creature leaped on GoGolf hurling them both onto the Random weak spot of the stone bridge. GoGolf managed to grab the very edge of the remaining piece of bridge.
"Somebody help me!" GoGolf exclaimed. The Fellowship backed away toward the exit of Moria. "Oh come on! Someone help me please!" All other members of the Fellowship slowly slinked away out of Moria as GoGolf fell into the infinite abyss.
Outside Moria:
"Does anyone else think we might've been able to help him?" Merfy asked shrugging.
This chapter didn't take long to post because it was already in the right format so… YAY! Please read and review! Sorry, there are no author-to-reviewer notes this time because I'm literally posting this minutes after I posted the chapter 10.
