This will be the last chapter of How the Fellowship REALLY got started. But the trilogy will be continued in The Three Rather Tall Buildings and whatevr I name the parody for Return of the King. Please Read, Review, and Enjoy but mostly Review!

Chapter 12: Lost in Lothlorian

"Yes we should have!"

"No, we shouldn't have!"

"Oh, we so should have!"

"No, we totally shouldn't have!"

"We really should've helped the old guy!" Merfy argued.

"Don't you remember how mean he was to you my short friend?" Acorn asked. "I mean he picked fights with you, he made fun of your shortness and he stole your apple."

"That was all you!" Merfy shouted.

"Oh…right," Acorn said "but still now you have me, the slightly less old, less magical man to guide you."

"I feel safe!" Lego muttered sarcastically.

"So onward we march!" Acorn said commanding.

"Do you know where we're supposed to go?" inquired Fernando raising his eyebrow.

"Umm…well...no…but look over there!" Acorn said and began hoping down the Random hill they were sitting on. Everyone else shrugged and skipped down the hill after him. Halfway down the hill Bomby, who was walking in back as usual, tripped over his own shoe and landed on Sham in front of him. He and Sham rolled down bumping into Fernando who bumped into Merfy who bumped into Poppy. By this time they were a large rolling ball of people and hobbits. The

ball then collected Lego and Gimles and stopped an inch short of hitting Acorn. With his ultra Ranger senses he spun around and saw the gigantic ball constructed of his companions.

Hobbits2 watching from afar could only laugh until the point where they forgot to breathe where they were forced to revive one another before breaking into another laughing fit.

"Poke!" Acorn said as he poked the ball, making it fall apart and throwing all who were in it to the ground.

"Oww!"

"Eww!"

"That's my face!"

"Wow!" Poppy exclaimed.

"What is it? Poppy?" Lego asked.

"Look." Poppy said pointing.

"Awwww!" everyone said mesmerized looking at the PRETTY forest in front of them.

"We have reached the magical land of Lothlorian." Acorn said stepping ahead of the rest of the Fellowship. He then turned to face them very solemnly and then started to tap dance. Lego skipped happily across the border of Lothlorian and into the foreign land. The others followed except Gimles who never obtained the ability to skip and tripped within seconds.

"Help! I'm being crushed!" Gimles cried.

"Umm…by what?" Merfy asked.

"By the rock!" Gimles shouted angrily.

"There's no rock!" Merfy shouted back even though they were only 2 feet apart.

"Come on! I wanna go!" Acorn whined and easily lifted Gimles off the ground and pulled Merfy by the ear into Lothlorian.

"They always pick on the short ones!" Merfy said slightly annoyed. Two male elves approached The Fellowship.

"Hello we are two male elves and we are approaching you!" They said.

"Who are you?" asked Acorn. The elves exchanged he-is-such-a-stupid-human glances.

"I am Celebrate and this is my friend Holdir." Celebrate answered. "My wife, the Lady Glady, never lets me talk so until we see her I will NOT shut up! Blah. Blah. Blah…" Everyone tuned him out.

"So Holdir, will you take us to Glady? I feel we must speak to her." Acorn said once again assuming the role of the leader.

"Yes, my friend I shall take you to the Lady. But I must warn you, the way you picture the fair elven Lady Glady will change once you meet her." Holdir said solemnly before throwing each member of the Fellowship to the home of Glady one by one.

"What the…" Fernando gasped when he arrived at a brightly lighted gazebo to find Glady dancing like a rock star.

"I told you!" Holdir rang in an I-told-you-so voice.

"We have guests!" Galdy scream jumping up and down and clapping like a little girl.

"Umm…right…can you help us with our journey Acorn inquired slightly disturbed by this first impression.

Hobbits2 also look frightened, but also think this Glady could be cool.

"You're so PRETTY!" Lego said in a childlike voice. Glady did a flip and landed squarely in front of them.

"What great quest brings you here?" she asked still in a girlish voice. Acorn and Lego attempt to tell her why they were there when she spotted the other members of The Fellowship, Holdir, and her husband, Celebrate.

"Celebrate where have you been? Oh my god! You were with another elf! I bet it was that blond you're always with! Glady scream.

"That's you!" Celebrate said defensively.

"So you admit it! You're cheating on me! Wah!" Glady shrieked and ran off. Celebrate sighed.

"Well I shall lead you to your stead for tonight and perhaps in the morning you may seek the council of Glady." With that Celebrate lead the Fellowship to the elvish apartment where he stayed when Glady was angry at him. Incidentally this was quite frequently.

The next morning:

The Fellowship finds Glady talking to another elf." I have just learned the great significance of your task." She said calmly addressing the Fellowship. "It is

not as safe as it once was in the land of Lothlorian. You must leave at once." She added.

"But…but we just got here! And I really like you elvish folk Sham complained.

"I realize the quick departure is startling to you all. So tonight you may stay in the Home of Glady. Come, I will show you the way." Glady said apologetically.

The Fellowship and Celebrate began to follow Glady when she suddenly turned to face Celebrate. "Not you." she stated firmly.

Celebrate sighed heavily and walked in the other direction, running into many trees as he went.

That night after the Fellowship had fallen asleep Galdy roused Fernando and Sham and said she had something important to show them. She led them to a courtyard surrounded by to much security to make people feel anything less then terrified that some evil would spring out of the ground and try to kill them. Anyway, the courtyard had a bird bath in the middle. Next to the bird bath was the Mirror of Glady.

"Look into the pool." she said waving her hand over the water. Fernando and Sham didn't move. "Look into the pool." she repeated. Fernando and Sham remained stock-still. "I said look into the pool!" Glady screamed. She was so angry now that she turned blue and hovered above the ground as she said. Suddenly she was trapped in a net from above. Fernando and Sham thought this would be a good time to look into the pool. Sham nearly fell into the pool but was saved by the G.I. Joe rubber ducky navy. Then magical images started to appear… It was a… light bulb. Then the light bulb turned off and a drunk man appears, then he was hit by a motorcycle and there were some depressing images of the Shire that don't really matter because they will most likely be cut out of the story anyway, then the water in the pool turned into a giant bubble which Sham and Fernando chased until they fell into the water where the Fellowship, Holdir, Celebrate, and Glady now only slightly tangled in the net, were standing by the river bank.

The elves and Fellowship just look at them as if they are not surprised at all that they just fell down a hill that is still surrounded by high-tech security. The elves started giving the Fellowship directions.

"Get in the River and choose the path which is best for you." Glady said, sounding proud of herself.

"Wow! That was so helpful! THANK YOU PRETTY LADY!" Gimles said wayyy to happy.

"Oh and here are some boats!" Celebrate added. Glady glared at him. Celebrated gulped.

The elves guided The Fellowship to the River which was about 2 feet away, where they loaded into the boats and sailed off. They were quickly out of the sight of Lothlorian and came to a three-way fork in the River. The boat that held Poppy and Merfy bore left. The boat carrying Acorn, Lego and Gimles was pushed to the left-most part of the River. The boat that Fernando and Sham were in was pulled toward the right-most section of the River. Bomby had unfortunately been forgotten on land.

The adventure of Fernando and Sham was about to begin.

"It'll be ok Mr. Fernando, at least now we can sing to our heart's content! LAAAAA!" Sham said comfortingly.

"Shut up Sham!"

"Yes, Mr. Fernando"

Well, that's the end. Well, not really… I hope to start posting The Three Rather Tall Buildings soon, so please read it when I do! And as always read and review! Sorry to all Hobbits2 fans that they weren't in this chapter a lot but the first chapter of the sequel is nearly all about them. Sooo… The End!