The Three Rather Tall Buildings

Chapter 2: Where oh Where has the Plot Gone?

Ok, this post has been slightly belated because I am a VERY slow typer and I'm also working on another attempt at a serious story about the Marauders (which I finally learned how to spell correctly!) but I will try to keep up the updates on both, I'm not sure what will come of that though…heh. Anyway… this chapter, as you can tell by the title, is a random chapter where the plot processes very little or not at all, pretty much like the chapters To the Club and At the Club of How the Fellowship REALLY Got Started. So…please enjoy and read and REVIEWWWWWWWWW! (now the word review will echo in your mind until you review, Mahahahahhahahaha!)

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Pirate swinging on rope breaks through glass window and lands next to author.

"Uh, Chloe you've done this before."- Katie

"Really? Well, I bet I haven't done this before!" Chloe runs off and jumps on a huge firework that flies into the sky and when it explodes glitter in the sky spells out "I don't own LOTR."

"She has definatley never done that before."

"See…original." Chloe said suddenly appearing on the ground non-exploded.

"Whoa. But how..., oh nevermind," Katie gave up trying to understand how they all survived random things.

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"Mr. Fernando! Mr. Fernando! Mr. Fernando!" Sham shouted frantically.

"Sham, I'm right here, I'm not having a spasm, and I'm even conscious. What is it?" Fernando complained.

"In the water. That thing's still in the water. I think it's following us." Sham said suspiciously, not noticing that "the thing" was Bomby and Hobbits2 with their heads popping out of the water with lilies on their heads mouthing "we're following you."

Then Bomby and Hobbits2 gave each other a secrety signal that signified that it was time to have a…TEA PARTY underwater! During the TEA PARTY Bomby tripped and spilled his tea on Kelli. Kelli crept up and stole Gimles' axe while he was crying like a baby at the "loss" of Lego. "YOINK!" she yelled her classic expression that wasn't actually hers. She took the axe and clonked Bomby over the head with it. He was miraculously still alive.

"I'm not dead yet!" Bomby said very under watery as he was indeed underwater. (Those dwarfs should really do better inspections on their axe products).

Suddenly Sham's hair caught fire when Bomby's Denethorpyro sences were tingling. Sham jumped into the water hoping to extinguish the large fireball that had taken the place of his head. But instead when making contact with the water it quadrupiled in size and firyness.

"Hehe quadrupile…"

"Uh, author person…"

"Oh right…"

So anyway, the large firemass that was Sham landed on top of the underwater-non-water-proff-ish tent where the TEA PARTY was being held. The tent then spontaneously combusted setting off an explosion where the stuffed animals were holding a tea party of their own.

So much fluffy stuffing…

Seeing this, Fernando got jealous that all these people were having this caught-on-fire-explody-melting-in-water-watching-the-mass-massacere-of-stuffed-animals-fun without him and jumped in the water to join the excitement. Fernando's cloak was caught in an oddly placed ceiling fan on his way down from the boat.

"No, Mr. Fernando!" Sham shouted in a worried-can't-decide-if-I'm-melting-or-drowning-or-burning-to-death voice.

A half-surviving stuffed bunny walked/attempted-to-hop-and-fell-multiple-times over Fernando… "Hello." It said so sweetly Fernando felt the need to pet it but he stuck his hand out and suddenly one of his fingers was gone!

"No that's not supposed to happen yet! Why Mr. Cute Fuzzy Bunny? Why?" Fernando questioned.

"Oh! I'm not 'Mr. Cute Fuzzy Bunny' I'm…" he went to rip off his costume, his voice getting eviler by the second, but he exposed a Yoda mask.

"Ah!" Fernando screamed. "Not another oldie! I can't even listen to the Oldies radio station anymore thanks to you people! And it was my favorite!"

"What! No, not right, that is." He said ripping off the mask to reveal a Furbie. Fernando shrieks, Sham attempts to bake him. "Damn, that's not right either!" He said looking down at himself. This time he tore the costume showing a very frustrated mutated form of both Smugoal and HAHA. But he was wearing an "I 3 Lego" T-shirt which he then gently took off and folded and placed it neatly in his suitcase next to his unfinished manuscript of "Why not to be attracted to Shiny Things you find at the Bottom of Rivers," his preciousss novel of "schizophrenia for Idiots," and his Esteé Lauder perfume.

"Yea 'tis I and I have come to… KILL you!" The Smugoal/HAHA combination exclaimed.

"You're so puppyish." Fernando stared at THE creature mesmerized and tried to pet it once again.

"No Mr. Fernando! Don't trust him! Don't be sucked in by his fluffy cuteness or that large fan behind you!" Sham said still burning in the water on top of the TEA PARTY tent.

"Whoooooooooooooooo!" Hobbits2 said rather drunkenly (what was in that tea!). As they fly out of the tent and watch it explode…again. This time a passed-out Bomby flew out of the enormous pile of towels that had appeared there after the first tent explosion.

No, the pile of towels had not been inside the tent nor had the tent been made out of towels…they were just simply there.

After Bomby had been jettisoned out of the towel pile in an astronaut seat wearing a snorkel and a bright orange business suit, the towel pile started to…talk.

"Who dare make me puke on my kitty?" He asked in a threatening/ I've-smoked-too-much-tobacco voice.

The towel pile ate Gimles…just because. Once inside his throat Gimles swung his axe around , and actually caused some damage this time but was swallowed anyway and was forced to use the box he had in the pocket of his pink fleece hoody. The package had a squirt gun, plastic explosives, and a flask of Irish Wiskey- product of Toys 'R' Us. He was thinking up a clever plan to escape from the towel monster but at the idea of thinking his mind exploded and green ozze started to come out of his ear, but he didn't seem to notice because…well, his mind had just exploded.

Outside the Towel Monster's stomach:

"I am the mighty towel monster of… Askaban."

"Askaban? What the rocky hell is Askaban?" Lego asked skeptically.

"Oh sorry, I meant I am from the evil lands of…MORDOR!"

All who were around including most of the Fellowship (Gimles and GoGolf had… disappeared), Bomby who no one really noticed or bothered to ask how the hell he got there, and Hobbits 2 gasped.

"MUHAHAHAHAHA!" cough. "HAHAHAHA" cough. "HAHAHAHA" cough. "Uh, could you get me my inhaler please?" The Towel Monster asked quietly, too quietly, so quietly only a little spastic freak could hear it.

"Here you go precioussssssss." The HAHA/Smugoal contraption said handing it or rather throwing it onto the pile of towels.

Since the towel monster had no arms it whistled, spitting out Gimles, and calling its helper…washcloth.

"Oh…" Gimles complained "I liked it in there." So he tried to jump back into the towel monster's stomach but was caught in the net that Lego had set up earlier as a decoration in his fort.

"Wow! Where did you learn to do that?" Acorn asked.

"I was an Elf Scout," Lego said proudly.

"Well, I was a Squirrely Scout!" Acorn said trying to look proud but just ended up falling backward instead.

"Oh what did you do Acorn, eat yourself?"

"No, what did you do? Prance around modeling whitey-tightys!"

Everyone turns at this and stares at Acorn and Lego.

Meanwhile Gimles ate through the licorice rope, with some difficulty because it kept getting stuck on his braces. He was crawling on the ground…not for any reason in particular…seeing this, HAHA saw that it was his destiny to… RIDE GIMLES LIKE A HORSIE! So, he jumped on his back and kicked him in the sides yelling "Giddy-up precioussss!"

This caused Gimles to neigh wildly and run off into the sunset, or a tree, whichever came first.

Rain (no, not water, the girl) falls out of storm cloud hovering over Bomby's head. "OOOOOOOOO K..." she said as she looked down to see she was sitting on top of a man with red-ish hair and is surrounded by her friends and a bunch of odd looking people that she has never seen before but recognizes them by the very detailed description of all of them that Katie and Chloe give her during classes.

"Your hair...it's soooo shiny and blonde like mine!" Lego does cool hair-flippy thing. Fangirls stare in awe. "I must...touch it!" He squeals and runs toward Rain who shrieks and runs away screaming about the strange person chasing her trying to touch her hair.

"THE WORLD IS NOT RIGHT!" Katie screamed and ran in circles.

End of Chapter

Horray! I FINALLY finished typing! That took me soooo long! So easily distracted… shiny! No, no…I'm ok! Ok everybody you know you wanna review! You do! PLEASE REVIEW!