I don't own damn Halo or its characters so read this or die!

'Dude, look at all those grunts,' said Pothead Marine 1. 'Wow, dude lets see if we can party with 'em!' said Pothead Marine 2. So they ran down the hill, yelling, 'PARTYYYYYY!' Suddenly, the air was filled with a sizzling noise, and instead of potheads, there were scorch marks on the ground where they had just been, and the stench of weed.

10 seconds later, they respawned at the top of the hill, as per usual. 'Huhuh, that was fun. You got some explosives?' asked Pothead Marine 2. 'Hell ya, I got me a secret stash in my backpack, just like the weed!' P.M. 1 told him. 'Sweet, strap a bunch to my back and give me the detonator,' P.M.2 told his friend. Once this was done, P.M. 2 told his partner, 'Stay here dude; I'll respawn in a few minutes. Ok?' 'Yeah, ok, see you then,'

2 minutes later, P.M. 1 heard a loud explosion and screams from the covenant. 10 seconds later, P.M. 2 respawned 5 feet above P.M. 1, and falling, crushed him. 'God damn, stupid game, you made me smash my friend!' yelled P.M. 2 while shaking his fist at the sky. P.M. 1 spawned a few seconds later, five feet away from his friend, immediately started yelling at him. 'Dude, what the fuck, why did you have to fucking smush me!'

Suddenly, P.M. 1 whipped up his assault rifle up and shot his friend in the face. 'Hahaha, biotch! You get that for killing me!' he said, and walked over to the corpse and commenced blowing it to shreds with his assault rifle.

P.M. 2 respawned silently behind his friend, and silently took out his gun. He creeped up behind P.M. 1 and lashed out with the butt of the gun, hitting him at the base of the skull, and P.M. 1 collapsed to the ground, where he met the same fate that he had been giving out only moments ago.

After respawning, P.M. 1 said, 'Ok, if I kill you one more time, we'll be even, so will you let me kill you now?' 'Fine, but just so that we're even,' replied P.M. 2 in a resigned tone. 'Ok, don't move, I got a good idea,' said P.M. 1. He reached into his backpack and pulled out an explosive pack and its detonator. He also got out some duct tape (remember, duct tape is good for everything, kiddies!) and walked over to his friend. He put the explosives in P.M. 2's mouth, and secured it with a strip of good ol' duct tape. He then walked a safe distance away from the standing form of P.M. 2, and pressed the detonator.

His head exploded in a bloody, pulpy fashion, splattering P.M. 1 and his surroundings with bits of his cranium. The second P.M. 2 respawned, P.M. 1 exclaimed, 'Dude that was so fuckin' awesome!' 'Hell ya it was,' replied his friend. And, they started for the covenant camp to try and eradicate its forces, no matter how long it took.