Authors Note: I'm producing these about two chapter per day so keep checking for new additions! Also, the chapters are getting longer.
The Arbiter gathered together a few Elites and Grunts, and set sail on one of those big ship things towards Earth. The Arbiter looked down and saw the large planet that he would have to traverse to find the Demon. As the ship soared over the many rooftops, the Arbiter looked a little to far over the edge of the ship and he fell off.
About 4 seconds later he landed promptly in a pool in someone's back yard. The Arbiter, not knowing how to swim, thrashed around wildly. Luckily, he was close to the edge of the pool and managed to haul himself up. As he was lying in the grass catching his breath, the face of a plump female appeared in the window. " Edgar! Edgar! There's a dang alligator in our back yard!" she yelled from inside the house. A plump and slightly elderly man ran towards the Arbiter and began to poke him with a stick. "Ella Louise, I don't think this is an alligator" the man yelled towards the house. At this point, the Arbiter stood up and yelled/roared in the face of the man, outstretching all four of his….lip things, pulled out his trusty plasma rifle, and shot the guy in the stomach. The Arbiter ran towards the house and broke through the window adjacent to the one where the woman was standing. He quickly turned and grabbed the woman. "Tell me where the Demon is!" he yelled, "Or is shall kill you and your entire race!….Which I shall probably do anyway…… but not without backup!" the woman timidly replied "well, I don't know any demons, except, maybe you, but if I were lookin' fer someone I'd try white pages, PLEASE DON'T KILL ME!" "Show me this white…pages" said the Arbiter, and the woman led him to her computer with a quick glance at the door. "Don't even think of escaping scum, you will be dead before you take a step" warned the Arbiter. The woman quickly turned back to her computer and went in to white pages. Then the woman asked, "yessir, what is the name of the demon you're lookin' fer?". "…I believe his name is…Master Chief.." replied the Arbiter uncertainly. The woman entered the name. "Well, there's a mister and misses Master Chief a few blocks West of here on 1458 Peppermint street" she said "Thank you feeble human, to repay you I shall give you a quick death". And with that, he bit her chubby head off with his very small, but very pointy teeth and leaped away towards 1458 Peppermint street.
A few hours later he arrived at 1458 Peppermint street. "Damned high gravity planets, it takes forever to get anywhere by leaping" he grumbled. The Arbiter walked up the front steps and with a bang he kicked down the pathetic human made wooden door. There, inside, were two wrinkled old people huddled on the couch. "Where is the Demon?" bellowed the Arbiter. "Oh, you mean our son Jimmy?" asked the old man "Yes, I suppose I do" said the Arbiter. "Well, he's not here at the moment, he's out doing his army thing" replied the old man. "Would you like to stay and wait for him?" chimed the old lady. " Yes, I shall" said the Arbiter. "Grand! we never have company" said the old lady, "Would you like some tea deary?" she asked, "Yes please" replied the Arbiter.
A few hours later, Master Chief walked in the door, 'Hey Mom, hey Dad. You will not believe what kind of day I had at the station! First, some marines peed in my shoes, then Cortana wrote me this soppy poem abou- WHAAAAA!" yelled Master Chief as he saw the Arbiter sitting on his living room couch plasma rifle at the ready. The Arbiter stood up, "Demon, I have come to kill you". BUM BUM BAAAAAAAAAA To be Continued….
