By Hikaru Hayashi

Hey there! I got three reviews, which is more than what I was expecting!

To Lightning-Dono and Master Ruby: There are different ways of spelling Yugi's last name, I've seen it spelled 5 different ways: Muto, Moto, Mouto, Mutou, and Mutoh. I like the last spelling because it looks cooler!

Any who...on with the madness!

Disclaimer note: I do not own Yu-Gi-Oh! or Rurouni Kenshin (You'll see...)

Let the madness begin!

Chapter 2: Anzu Mazaki, the Female Battousai

Where we last left off, it was a Saturday night. Anzu Mazaki had killed Noah Kaiba and went on a mad rampage. Now, Yugi and Crew must find a way to stop her, or they might not live to see Sunday morning!! While Yugi and Yami went on to stop her, Seto and Mokuba had stayed behind.

"Seto," Mokuba began, "aren't we going to help Yugi and Yami stop Anzu?"

Seto stared at his younger brother. "No...why?"

"Well," Mokuba said, "she might come back and try to kill you next, Nii-sama!"

Seto was quiet. Then he said, "I guess you have a point, but why would stupid naïve Anzu waste her time and effort killing me?"

Mokuba started shivering from fear. "If she wanted to take over the world, she might even want to take over KaibaCorp!"

Seto felt his heart stop. "Uh..." he moaned as a disturbing vision came to him...

Seto's Vision

Seto was sitting in his office, hidden under his desk. It was daybreak. The city of Domino looked like a battlefield. Seto's desk was turned over, acting as a barricade. Suddenly, someone was banging on the door.

Pound! Pound! "COME OUT AND FIGHT ME LIKE A MAN, SETO KAIBA!!!" came Anzu's voice.

Seto poked his head over his desk. "Listen, Anzu!" he shouted to her, sweat-dropping. "I'm sure we can talk this over like civilized people!! Y'know, I always did think you were kinda cute...!!"

The door came crashing down. Anzu stood in the doorway, decked out in armor and wielding heavy artillery. She pulled out a rocket launcher. "THIS IS THE END OF THE LINE FOR YOU, KAIBA! You're toast, and KaibaCorp belongs to me!! DIE!!!" With this she fired.

Seto screamed as rockets came flying at him. "Ahhhhhgggggghhh!!"

End of Vision

"Ahhhggghh! No! Anzu, stop!!" Seto shouted.

"Um, are you okay, Nii-sama?" Mokuba asked.

Seto turned to Mokuba and shouted, "What the heck are we waiting for, Mokuba?! We must crush Anzu!" With this, he ran off. "Anzu Mazaki! I will send you into oblivion, so help me god!!!! Nobody takes over my company!!!!"

Mokuba snickered as he followed his older brother. "Ha hah. That one gets him every time...!"

Meanwhile...!

Anzu had officially become a madwoman. As she fired rifle shots onto an innocent civilian, she shrieked, "Nya ha ha ha haaah! NOBODY CAN STOP ME!!! I AM INVINCIBLE!!!"

Yugi and Yami appeared at the scene. "We must stop her, Yami!" Yugi said, nerve-wrecked. "She could do something even more terrible than kill a few innocent people!!"

Yami, however, stayed calm. "Anzu is usually not like this, Aibou," he said. "Perhaps she is disturbed and needs us to talk with her."

"Or...!" Yugi began, "maybe she's still being controlled by Marik!!"

Anzu, who had pulled a rocket launcher out of nowhere, aimed and shouted, "Where are you, you dirtbag I will blast you to kingdom come so help me god!!! COME OUT AND FIGHT ME, MALIK!!!!"

Yugi and Yami stood, dumbfounded.

"Who in the blazes is 'Malik'?" Yugi asked.

Yami looked thoughtful. "I think I know..." he muttered.

Just then, Mokuba had appeared from nowhere wearing makeshift trash can armor. "Yugi!" he shouted. "Yami! We've come to help!!"

Yami couldn't help cracking up. With a silly look, he asked, "Who is 'we', Mokuba?!"

"Huh?" Mokuba looked around. Buildings were collapsing. People were screaming. Anzu was firing her rocket launcher as though it were a toy while shouting, "Come fight me, Malik you coward!! Hiii-yaaa!!" But Mokuba did not pay this any mind. He only knew one thing—he could not find his brother. "WHAT THE HEY, SETO!!!" he shouted while storming off angrily.

Yugi looked confused. "What was that?" he asked.

Yami shook his head. "No freaking clue."

Suddenly, a voice from nowhere spoke to Yami: "Well, well! We meet again, 'Pharaoh'!!"

As a sharp reflex, Yami shouts "MARIK!" and spins around to find someone who remotely looks like him, but not quite. "Uh...who are you?"

"I AM Marik!" said the mysterious person. "Well, almost. Heh ha hah. I am his 'yami'. You may call me...Malik!!"

Anzu swirled around. "AHA!" she shouted. "I'VE FOUND YOU, YOU NO GOOD SON OF A GUN!!! DIIIIIIIIEEEEE!!!" She fired grenades at Malik, knocking him off of the bridge they were standing on, suspended 1500 feet above water.

"Ahh!" Malik shouted, swallowing water. "Help me! I can't swim! Ahhhgguuurrrgglllllee..."

Yugi, Yami, and Mokuba, who was in the process of storming away like the little kid he is, stared at the drowning Malik, then back at Anzu, who was off on her rampage again. (A/N: ... ...Okay! So I have an odd fascination with people who can't swim!! Or even remotely look like it!)

Mokuba mutters, "Whoa...holy 'Battousai'...!"

Yugi replies, "You can say that again."

Yami's head was beginning to smart with all of the loud noises: Buildings toppling over, stuff exploding, Anzu laughing maniacally, and a particularly noticeable "ka-bang". Right after this explosion, Seto, from nowhere, shouts, "What the heck! That was my limo!!!!"

Yami, nearly about to collapse from dizziness, puts his hand on his forehead and wearily says, "Oooooh...I'm dizzy..."

Yugi nodded. "Me too."

Yami started to walk away. "I need a drink..." he muttered. "I need sake..."

So, as Anzu, the female Battousai, continues her mad rampage through Domino City, Yami goes to chill in a bar!!

End Chapter Two!!

That's all, peeps! Note: Seto's vision was not in the original chapter. Oops...my mistake. I remembered I might have to change the rating because of the next chapter...which might be one of my personal favorites! Yep! The next chapter's a scream! Ja ne!