By Hikaru Hayashi
Well, I'm back to this one. I don't know what people think of it so far...is it okay? Is it too random? Well, I started the editing, I may as well go all the way! By the way, how many of you think AZB (my acronym for "Anzu-Battousai") is getting too out of hand?
Disclaimer note: I don't own anybody in this fic! All the characters in this fic are from Yu-Gi-Oh! and they rightfully belong to Mr. Kazuki Takahashi. If I owned Yu-Gi-Oh!, which I don't, then I would be filthy rich and I wouldn't be writing these crummy little fanfictions...oh well. That's just the way it is.
Let the madness continue!
Chapter 5: Anzu-Battousai vs. Yami, Part 1!
Where we last left off, Bakura ran away screaming from Jou's dismembered head, and Anzu-Battousai was about to duke it out with Yami. In case anyone's lost by now, here's the status of characters:
Noah Kaiba was Anzu-Battousai's first victim. He's dead, but how in the world do you kill a dead person?! After she did away with poor Noah, Malik, tomb keeper Marik's deranged yami, was next on the list. Mai Kujaku was victim number three for our bloodthirsty former cheerleader. Then Katsuya Jounouchi and Hiroto Honda were the next to suffer, causing Yugi to lose his temper and attack Anzu-Battousai...just to get the stuffing knocked out of him (though he's not dead). This is where we are now
Yami stood in a fighting stance, a cold glare on his face. "Anzu!" he shouted. "You are going to pay for what you did to my friends!!"
Anzu-Batousai cackled. "You? Defeat me? Hah! You wouldn't last three seconds, Pharaoh"
Bakura, hiding behind a bush, still traumatized by recent events, looked up. "Is...::gulp:: is it safe?" He sees the two ready to go at it. They're going to duke it outthe tomb robber thought. They're going to go all out in this match to save humanity from the wrath of a demented high school girl. Of course, we all know who's winning this round, don't we, ladies and gentlemen?! Hey! I could be a commentator
Yami heard rustling in the bushes. He turned around and spotted Bakura. "Bakura! You shouldn't be here! It's not safe!!"
"Aww, what!" Bakura said, standing up. "I can't stay and watch the fight? By the way, Yami, if you die, can I keep your Millennium Puzzle?"
Yami growled, furious with this comment. "Grrr!!" he marched straight up to the tomb robber and smacked the tar out of him. "Bakura!" he shouted. "I swear!!!"
Suddenly, Ryuji Otogi appeared from nowhere, along with Shizuka Jounouchi, Jou's little sister.
Shizuka, also known as Serenity, saw her brother's head lying on the ground in a pool of blood staring at her, or so it seemed. She screamed. "AAAAHHHHHHHHHH! NO! JOEY!!! Oh, my poor brother!!" She cried as she began to run away.
Just then, the head of Katsuya Jounouchi SPOKE to Shizuka. "Don't go, sis!" it said. "I need you!!!"
Shizuka stared wide-eyed at the head of her brother as she began to faint.
Anzu-Battousai felt "pity" for Shizuka and decided to put her out of her misery. "Oh, don't be sad, Shizuka!" she said as she pulled a blockbuster bomb from her pocket. "You see him again REAL soon. Nya ha ha!" She threw the bomb at Shizuka.
"Wha!!" Shizuka gasped as she stood in place, frozen with fear.
"Serenity! Run!!" Yami shouted.
"Too late!" Bakura said as he knocked Yami and Otogi to the ground so they wouldn't get caught in the blast.
"Oof!" Yami grunted as he hit the ground.
"SERENITY!" Otogi shouted.
KA-BLAMMO. And so, Shizuka Jounouchi was blown to a crisp.
Otogi screamed. "SERENITY!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!" Here, he paused for air. Then took a deep breath, and shouted, "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!"
Anzu-Battousai got out her missile launcher and aimed it at Otogi. "I'm sick of you, Devlin!" she shouted. "Go join your true love in Hades!!!!"
With these words, Anzu-Battousai fired a few missiles and that was the end of Ryuji Otogi!!
"Otogi-kun!" Yami shouted. This was the last straw. Yami stared at the ground. "No...no more" He couldn't keep his anger bottled up anymore. Just when things couldn't get any worse, they did. The Pharaoh snapped. "ANZU!!!" He shouted while charging at her. "YOU'RE DEAD! YOU HEAR ME!! DEAD!!!!!!"
"Heh heh heh! That's just fine," Anzu-Battousai said as she walked towards the rampaging Pharaoh, stepping on his hikari on the way.
"Owwww...Anzu," Yugi moaned.
"Oh?" Anzu-Battousai said, a tiny bit startled. "Still alive, huh?!" She pulled out her machine gun and shot what was left of Yugi Mutoh. "DIE, YUGI!" She cackled while firing shots onto the poor innocent four-foot tall high school boy.
"NOOOO! AIBOU!!!!!" Yami screamed. "ARGH! THAT'S IT, ANZU! NOW YOU REALLY ARE GOING TO DIE!!" He attempts to assault Anzu-Battousai with a pocketknife.
Anzu-Battousai pulled out her shotgun and aimed at Yami.
Just then, Bakura jumped in the middle, put his hands up and said, "As the official ref, I must insist on hand-to-hand combat!!"
Anzu-Battousai, who had had it up to here with Bakura, almost blasted him into a pulp, but changed her mind. "Hmm...he could be useful..All right, then, I agree. No weapons. Sound okay, Pharaoh?"
"THAT'S JUST FINE!" Yami said, his hands shivering as he put his pocketknife back. "SO LONG AS I CLOBBER YOU!! YOU WON'T GET AWAY WITH KILLING MY AIBOU!!!!"
"Hey guys!" came a friendly voice as Bakura's hikari Ryou appeared from nowhere.
"This is getting old!" Anzu growled, shooting Ryou in the head before putting her shotgun away.
Bakura ran to his fallen hikari. "No! Ryou!" he shouted. He knelt to the ground and shook him. "Ryou! Are you okay?! Speak to me!!"
Ryou lay on the ground, covered in blood. His eyes were still wide open with the look of shock still glued on his face. Ryou Bakura was no more.
The tomb robber began to cry. "No-hooo!" he sobbed. "My Ryou!!" (A/N: Do NOT take this the wrong way! I don't like shonen-ai; he meant it as a close friend.)
Yami stared. "HE'S SO HOPELESS!" he muttered loudly. He the caught sight of Anzu-Battousai running off. "WHERE THE DEVIL ARE YOU GOING!" he screamed.
"To make sure no one else interferes with our battle!" she said as she pulled out a torch gun and threw some Molotov cocktails at the Kaiba mansion.
Yami felt his already high anger level rising as Seto and Mokuba's screams are heard from the mansion:
"Help! Help us, please!" Yugi! Bakura! Blast you!" "Help! Save me! I don't wanna die!" "You heard him! I know you can hear us, you losers!" "Oh! Hot! Hot! Hot!" "Get us outta here now you pathetic morons!!! I'm not in the mood to die today!! Get me outta here!!!!" "YUUUUGGGIIIIII!! HEEEEEELLLPPPP!! WE'RE GONNA FRY!!"
Gradually, the screams die out until their voices are no longer heard. Seto and Mokuba Kaiba had been roasted alive.
"NOOOOOOO!" shouted the already enraged Pharaoh. "KAIBA! MOKUBA!!"
"NYA AHA HA HA HAH!" Came Anzu-Battousai's cackling as she was getting happy with the torch gun. "DIE KAIBA!! DIE MOKUBA!! NYA HA HAH!!"
"ANZU!!" Yami shouted, more pissed than what he was before.
Anzu-Battousai, wishing she'd used a bigger torch gun (the first one was pretty huge), finally turned to Yami and said, "Let's fight now, Pharaoh! Give me your best shot!!"
Yami looks up and glares at Anzu-Battousai. "With pleasure...!" he said coldly.
Bakura the tomb robber, who had not quite gotten over Ryou's untimely demise and was now wearing a referee uniform, pulled out his red and white flags. "This is it! Anzu Versus Yami, round one! Let's get ready to rumblllllllllllllllleeeeeee!!"
With this, a bell sounded out of nowhere. Bakura shouted "FIGHT!" and the battle was on.
"Let's go!" Yami shouted as he lunged at Anzu-Battousai with an attempt to punch her.
She lightly stepped out of the way as if she'd seen it coming the day before, and returned Yami's assault with a karate-chop in the back. "Hai-yaa!!" she shrieked as she was initiating her attack.
Anzu-Battousai's attack landed with perfect accuracy, striking Yami in the back and knocking him to the ground. "Oof!" Yami grunted as the attack instantly introduced him to the taste of dirt.
As Yami stumbled to get back to his feet, he felt a hard impact to his gut. "Ugh!" he gasped.
Anzu-Battousai had given him a good hard kick to the abdomen, and just because she felt like it, initiated four more kicks to make sure Yami wouldn't get up for a while. "Hmph! Take that."
Yami moaned in pain. He was unable to get to his feet. As he lay on the ground half-unconscious, he heard a voice.
"Yami! Get your lazy carcass off the ground!!"
Yami looked up to see a blurred out Referee Bakura. "B-B...Bakura" Yami stammered, in a weak whiney voice. "Sh-she...she's too strong...I...I can't do it!"
"Yes heck you can!" Bakura argued. "And you will. You're getting beat by a GIRL for Ra's sake! You will get up and fight this fight, Yami! Unless you want to end up like our hikaris!!"
Yami paused. Aibou...he thought. Ryou...I'm fighting for you... "All of you!" Yami suddenly said out loud. "Jounouchi-kun! Honda-kun! Otogi-kun! Shizuka! Mai! Mokuba! Kaiba! Even Malik and Noah!!! I'm fighting this battle for my friends! Every one of them!! I-won't-let-them-down!!!" Yami opened his eyes to find that he had risen to his feet. "Anzu!" he shouted while pointing a finger at Anzu-Battousai. "This fight's not over yet!!"
Bakura chuckled. Hmph! I knew reminding him of his silly friends would do the job...pathetic fool...!!
Anzu-Battousai, who was perched atop a fence, looked up as she put her nail filer away. "Gee, Pharaoh," she started. "Thanks for letting me finish my manicure."
"Glad you're finished," Yami replied. "Too bad your pretty nails are about to get scratched! It's time for me to get back to kicking your butt!!"
"Um, who was getting who's butt kicked, Yami?!" Bakura asked sarcastically. "I believe it was you!"
"Ah, shaddap!" Yami shot back, having over the years picked up Jou's colorful lingo. He then turned to face his opponent, muttering, "Stupid baka tomb robber..."
Bakura mumbled under his breath, "Hmph...stupid baka Pharaoh..."
"Goodie!" Anzu-Battousai shrieked. "Let's finish this!"
"Bring it on..." Yami said.
End Chapter Five!!
Well, here's chappie five. What'dya think? Tell me in your review. Ja ne!
