By Hikaru Hayashi

Hey! If you're reading this, it means I finally had time to update! Yay! I'm debating on whether or not I should post the next chapter of Kokoro no Seto, since people seem to hate it so much...what the heck!

But anyhow, I just read the most recently updated chapter of Marik's Boring Day by silver-dagger-113, and that inspired me to update "Anzu Snaps". How's that fer ya? In any case, this chapter continues the fight between AZB and Yami. So let's get on with it.

Disclaimer note: Yes, I realize I have a sick mind, killing off everyone in Takahashi-san's brilliant masterpiece with the wimpiest character, so sue me! I don't own them.

Now let the madness commence!

Chapter 6: Anzu-Battousai vs. Yami, Part 2!

Last chapter, we witnessed Anzu-Battousai, this story's extremely violent antagonist, kill off poor innocent Shizuka, the most hated Ryuji Otogi, and the insanely rich Kaiba brothers. She also commenced to whip our dear poor Pharaoh Yami into a pulp and then some. However, Bakura's ::cough, cough:: "Words of Encouragement" gave Yami the strength he needed to get back to his feet. Again. And now, the struggle for survival continues...

Yami found himself flying through the air after being swung at and hit by a giant mace. "Argh!" he screamed.

Bakura gasped as he saw Yami become airborne and land some 30 feet away. "Yami!!" he shouted.

Anzu-Battousai cackled as she cradled the giant mace she was now wielding. "NYA HA HA HA HAH!"

Bakura, stunned, turned to Anzu-Battousai and exclaimed, "Anzu! I thought I said no weapons!!"

Anzu-Battousai pointed a finger a Bakura and shouted, "You! Just commentate or shut the heck up before you find your head lying next to Jounouchi's!!"

Bakura gulped as he began to panic. "Uh...al-alright..." he whined.

Jou's head happened to be "watching" the fight, decided to give Yami some words of encouragement. "Yami!" it said. "Get up! Remember what you're fightin' for here! We want revenge fer Yugi an' my sister!!"

Yami, who was lying on the ground half unconscious, thought, Wha...that's strange...I hear Jounouchi's voice...am I...am I...dead...?

Suddenly, another unexpected intrusion occurred. Pegasus J. Crawford had appeared from nowhere and was now sitting on some bleachers wearing a baseball cap and wielding a flag emblazoned with the words, "Fight Yami, Fight!". He also had a bucket of popcorn. Despite the cap, his hair hung over his face, revealing his one good eye, since Bakura had stolen his Millennium Eye back at Duelist Kingdom.

"Get off the ground, Yami!" Pegasus scolded. "I paid good money for this popcorn and I'm not going to waste it watching you lose! Get up and fight her, dangit!!!"

Yami had come to his senses, when he heard Pegasus's voice. "P-Pegasus...?" he muttered.

Anzu-Battousai was stunned. "Pegasus J. Crawford?!?! Where the heck did you come from?! Well, it doesn't matter! I'll kill you like I did everyone else!!"

Yami pulled himself off of the ground. "Anzu!" he shouted. "I won't let you hurt anyone else!! Got that?!"

Anzu-Battousai stared blankly at the Pharaoh. He just doesn't know how to give up, does he? "Hmph. Fine then. It looks like I'll have to postpone your demise, Pegasus. But not another word, or I'll blow you to bits!"

"Fine," Pegasus muttered.

"Ah ah!" Anzu-Battousai scolded, waving a finger. "Not a word!"

As if there weren't already enough intrusions, Sugoroku Mutoh, Yugi's grandfather, came from nowhere wielding a rifle. "Yami! I've come to help you!" he proclaimed boldly. His bold look turned into a frown as he stared at the carnage in their surrounding area. Among the wreckage, he saw something that greatly disturbed him... "WHAT THE HECK HAPPENED TO MY GRANDSON!!!" he shouted angrily. "Yugi! Speak to me!!"

Suddenly, Anzu-Battousai got another maniacal idea. "Nya ha...of course!" She ran off with tons of mines. "Watch the fireworks, Old Man!"

"NO!" Grandpa Mutoh shouted, "Not my game shop! You can't, Anzu!" He ran into the shop, which was apparently the wrong thing to do.

"ANZU! DON'T!!" Yami shouted.

Anzu-Battousai threw her millions of mines, blasting the Kame Game Shop, and Grandpa Sukoroku Mutoh, into oblivion.

"GRANDPA!!" Yami cried dramatically. Then he stopped and thought, Oh, for Ra's sake, he wasn't even my grandfather! Blast you, Aibou!!!

Anzu-Battousai then turned and declared, "And while I'm in a good mood, I'll kill you too, Pegasus!!"

Pegasus looked up, a silly confused look on his face. "Hm?!?" He said, in a quizzical voice. "I beg your pardon?!?!"

Pegasus never knew what hit him. The final thing he saw was missiles flying towards him rather quickly. "Oh darn..." he muttered before being blown to pieces. Thus was the complete and utter annihilation of Pegasus J. Crawford, his bleachers, baseball cap and flag, and his expensive popcorn.

Bakura was frightened by this exhibition. He closed his eyes and begged, No more heads! Please god, no more heads...!!

At this moment, Pegasus's arm fell from the sky and landed on Bakura's head.

Bakura moaned. "Ooh...woe is me!!!" he cried.

Yami was furious. "Oh, now you've done it, Anzu!"

As if they didn't have enough interruptions, Marik Ishtar, the tomb keeper whose yami had gotten his head blown off earlier, had appeared from nowhere. "Hey, guys," he started, "has anyone seen my yami?"

The Pharaoh, forgetting his real target for a while, directed his attention towards the tomb keeper. "MARIK!!!" He shouted in his deep overly-dramatic voice.

Marik, forgetting his objective, pointed his Millennium Rod at Yami. "Well, well, if it isn't the Pharaoh!"

"Enjoy your little reunion while you can!" came Anzu-Battousai's maniacal voice before Marik found himself being bombarded by tons of grenades.

"Oh!" he gasped with a silly look on his face as the grenades came flying at him. "I'm in trouble..."

BAM! And so Marik Ishtar went to join his yami...and all the rest of the poor souls who had their lives stolen by the fiendish Anzu-Battousai.

Yami turned back to face his former friend. Do I really want to kill her now...? He thought. I mean, I never really liked Marik...she really just did me a favor!

Bakura, being a yami himself, and, all of a sudden, mysteriously able to read Yami's thoughts, sweatdropped. Darn it all, Yami! Fight her!

Yami, also mysteriously able to read Bakura's thoughts, replied, Fine!!

Fine!

FINE!!

Uh...Yami?

WHAT?!

Why are we speaking to each other telepathically? Like we used to do with our hikaris?

SHUT UP! Yami telepathed, shooting an angry glare at Bakura. Ryou and Aibou are coming back! Don't say "used to"! That makes it sound like they're gone for good, when you know darn well that I'll find some weird and illogical way that makes no sense at all to bring Aibou and all our friends back just like always!!! For that comment, I refuse to fight!! So there! With this, Yami turned his back, folded his arms, and stood still. "Hmph!"

Bakura put his hand on his forehead and moaned.

Anzu-Battousai was beginning to snore, while drooling at the mouth.

Good Ra, this is going to be a looooooooong fight!! Bakura thought.

End Chapter Six!!

Well, here it is, my first chapter in about two months! Stupid school. Enjoyed it?

And that...is as far as I got the last time I had this story up! I typed chapter seven, but my story was taken down before I had the chance to post it. So you will be the first people to read Chapter Seven! And everything after Chapter Seven are original chapters! There probably only be nine, but that's two chapters that have never been typed! I COULD tell you what happens, but that wouldn't be any fun! So review! Ja ne!!