By Hikaru Hayashi
Hey there, Yu-Gi-Oh! fanfiction readers! (My fave genre!) It feels great to be back. But, I had to write an InuYasha fic for some friends at school…you know what it's like, right? Anywho, I was in the mood to write something crazy, so I thought I'd update this one! So here's chapter seven of When Anzu Snaps.
Disclaimer note: Blast it! I own NOTHING!
Let the fanfic frenzy commence!
Chapter 7: Anzu-Battousai vs. Yami, Part 3!
When we last left off on When Anzu Snaps, Yami and thief Bakura had just gotten into a strange argument. Yami decided he wasn't going to fight after Anzu-Battousai had vengefully destroyed Marik Ishtar. However, suddenly remembering what he was fighting for, and that she had also killed off his (or rather, Yugi's) Grandfather, he decided to continue fighting after all.
"Now, look, Anzu," Yami started, the Kame Game Shop still burning in the background, "I'm sick of you mindlessly killing people! This madness has to end, now!"
Pfah! Now he's talking! Bakura thought, getting back into his fighting spirit. "Let the fighting continue!" Bakura shouted loudly. "C'mon, Yami! Open up a can of Butt-Whoop on her!"
"This has to stop, Anzu!" Yami said, getting ready to continue the fight. "And I'm going to stop you!"
Suddenly, the three hear a voice from nowhere. "I'm sick of you, Yami!" the Voice said. "All you do is talk! You talk big, but you don't back it up! And you call yourself a Pharaoh…!"
Anzu-Battousai crossed her arms. "Y'know, whoever that is has a point…"
"I agree!" came the voice of Katsuya Jounouchi's dismembered head.
"Yeah, me too," Bakura chimed in. "Sorry, Yami."
Yami growled angrily. "What the heck!" he shouted with rage. "Whoever you are, you've got a lot of gall, buddy! Show yourself! Now!"
The three (four, counting Jou's head) watch as the ghostly figure of Yugi Mutoh appeared, floating just a few inches off of the ground.
Bakura screamed bloody murder. "Aaahhhhhhhh! First heads, now ghosts! Waaaaa! I want my Mommy!"
Yami gasped as he realized who he was just addressing. "Aibou!"
"Yami, I'm so ashamed of you!" said Yugi's ghost. "Now, normally, I'm usually the nonviolent type, but this madness has to stop! You know you should have beaten her long ago…BEFORE she killed me!"
"Ah!" Yami gasped. "Uh…wait…Aibou! Please, let me explain…!"
"No!" Yugi's ghost cried. "I won't hear it! I am sick and tired of your bullcrap, Yami! Yap, yap, yap! That's all you do! I've had it!"
"But…but I can beat her…!" Yami stammered.
"Then, do it, dang it all!" Yugi's ghost shouted as he sat in mid-air with his legs crossed Indian-style. "And prove to me that you're not just all talk and no action."
"All right then, fine!" Yami said as he compiled himself and picked up a lead pipe. "This one's for you, Aibou!"
"Hey! I could have sworn that I said no weapons!" Bakura shouted.
"You're going down, Anzu!" Yami shouted.
"Less talking, more fighting!" Yugi's ghost called, floating restlessly.
"ALL RIGHT!" Yami shouted as he charged at Anzu-Battousai.
Anzu-Battousai snickered. "When will he learn?" she said as Yami charged at him. She countered his attack by blocking the pipe with her arm.
"What?" Bakura shouted, startled.
"Ah…!" Yami gasped. "How…did you block that…with just your arm!"
"Hm? I dunno…" she replied before punching him in the gut.
"Oof!" Yami grunted. He doubled over in pain, dropping the lead pipe.
Anzu-Battousai grabbed for the lead pipe.
Bakura gasped. "Yami! Look out!"
Too late. Anzu-Battousai clonked Yami on the head with the lead pipe.
"Ouch! Oh…" Yami shouted as he fell to the ground and lost consciousness.
Bakura cringed. "Ooh! That has GOT to smart!"
"Yeah, no stuff, Bakura!" Jou's head replied. "Yo, Yami! You awright, man?"
The ghost of Yugi Mutoh started busting up laughing. "Ha hah! I TOLD you he was all talk and no action! Woo-hoo! Yeah!" he whistled, clapping his hands and cheering. "Kick his tail, Anzu! Die, Pharaoh! Die!"
Bakura ran to Yami. "Yami, get up and fight!" he said, shaking him.
The Pharaoh did not respond.
"C'mon, Yami!" Bakura said, shaking him harder. "This isn't funny! Now get up!"
Still no response.
"Oh, give me a break…!" Bakura moaned. "Yami, wake up, darn you!"
Yami remained unconscious.
Bakura gasped. "Oh…don't tell me he's…!" He checked for a pulse. There was none. This couldn't be happening, he thought, angrily. C'mon, Yami! You are the only one who can defeat Anzu! You've got to pull yourself together!
Still nothing. Nobody thought it could happen, but it did. It looked as though Yami, as undefeatable as he was, being the King of Games and all, had finally met his match. The Pharaoh was dead! (Bum bum buuuuuuum!)
"Yami…!" Bakura whispered, his rage building up. It wasn't fair! First Malik, now Yami! Bakura was now faced with a harsh truth: he was the last yami standing.
"No, it can't be…!" Jou's head choked. It appeared to be crying. "No! Not Yami! No!"
Bakura threw his head back and screamed loudly: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
Then he placed the fallen Pharaoh on the ground, stood up, and faced Anzu-Battousai, an enraged look on his face, fire raging in his eyes mingled with his tears. (Jou's Head: "Wow! Bakura's CRYING!") He growled, unable to contain his anger. As he got angrier, his Millennium Ring began to glow and the Millennium symbol flashed on his forehead. Well, it looked like our favorite tomb robber could just about join the club now. Thief Bakura had snapped!
"THAT WAS THE LAST STRAW!" He screamed. "YOU ARE GOING DOWN, ANZU!"
Anzu-Battousai began to cackle. "Well, I don't know, Thief," she said. "I mean, I've already disposed of that annoying Pharaoh; you might not even be a challenge for me!"
"Oh, you'll get your challenge, all right…!" Bakura shot angrily; his Millennium Ring was now glowing out of control. "Because I'M in control now! Anzu! I'm taking this fight to the Shadow Realm! And there's nothing you can do to stop me!"
Anzu-Battousai stared with a befuzzled look on her face. "O-kay. That could be problem." she announced, a hint of nervousness in her voice as the familiar cloud of darkness surrounded the area.
Yugi's ghost, unfazed by Yami's death, shouted restlessly: "Less talking, people!"
"I promise you, Anzu!" Bakura said. "I shall avenge Yami! You will finally get what you deserve, and at last, I shall have my revenge! H-ha ha ha ha ha ha ha hah!"
End Chapter Seven!
Yes! I know. Yami's dead! It's so tragic! Originally, I wasn't gonna have him die, but everybody else did, so…! Yeah.
Believe it or not, that part of the chapter reflects my anger from watching my favorite character on s.CRY.ed get killed off. If anyone else out there has seen it, then they know what I'm talking about. (Poor Kimishima!)
The next chapter is all-new! This was the end of the script chapters: this was as far as I got! (Sucks, huh?) Chapter eight is all new material. (And Microsoft Word doesn't recognize "befuzzled" as a word. I do! It's mine!)
Speaking of which, I was thinking about writing an InuYasha companion fic to this one. It's Brilliant! I shall call it: When Kagome Snaps!
Ah, just screw my rambling and review please. Ja ne!
