Mt. Dew and Cocaine

By JasonResno

Authors Note: I don't own gundam wing, I don't claim to own gundam wing…I'm merely borrowing the characters for a little while. This story is not "serious" per say. It is supposed to make you chuckle and just have a good time. It will be 3 chapters. This will be the shortest of them. This is more a prologue. This could also be a sort of alternative to my other series "Roommates"

We begin our story innocently enough outside of the house of five very important gundam pilots. It was a snowy and cold night made for staying inside and reading a book, like Hilde was in her window…only if these pilots would take a hint. One could hear the eager shouts of one hyper American and his comrades' blocks away.

"Chug! Chug! Chug! That is amazing Heero!" Duo leaned back on the couch he and Heero inhabited. "Where the hell did you learn to chug syrup like that?" Duo gave Heero a lopsided grin like he was seeing him for the first time. "You are good but…"

The braided pilot grabbed three shot glasses, conveniently placed in a hidden drawer in the coffee table, and set them down. "This is what I call the Lemon Lovers Adventure." Another smirk and Duo vanished into the kitchen for a few minutes.

From the corner of the room, not partaking in the idiocy, sat Quatre. He was curled up in a beanbag by the fireplace, completely engrossed in his novel. A gentle Trowa tapped him on the shoulder.

"Good book?"

"Yes," Quatre responded barely removing his eyes from the book.

"Is it interesting?" Trowa questioned.

"Yes"

"Do you like boys?" Trowa smirked.

"Yes, wait…very funny Trowa."

"I try." Trowa turned away and took a seat across from Heero and the freshly returned Duo.

"OK, now may I have your attention please." Duo announced importantly to the "audience". Even Wufei looked up from a katana magazine. "What I am going to show you is very dangerous, and should not be attempted by anyone without my expertise in this sort of stuff."

"Expertise in drinking?" Trowa prodded.

"Don't worry about it T-man." Duo waved his hand annoyed. "Now back to my announcement.," he coughed dramatically "I will take this container of straight lemon juice and pour it into my three shot glasses. Now watch…and be amazed!"

Duo quickly lined up the three shot glasses in succession so he could grab, drink, and go. He grabbed on glass and drank it, flipping the glass upside down he slammed it on the table and proceeded to do the same three times. In the background Wufei muttered, "Dat's a lot of juice". After drinking the last glass and slamming it down he did a karate kick in tribute to his favorite movie—super troopers.

"That is impressive Duo. I do believe that tops syrup. Hn." Heero gave a small wry chuckle under his breath.

Duo put his hands on his hips and his eyes went wide in the surprised-cum-curious look. "What are you laughing at? Your skills are inferior to mine."

"I'm sure they are Duo. Lemon juice and syrup is fine with me but I think there is one sure fire way to prove you are more of an adventurous person than I." Heero had Duo locked in a smug grin.

"How!" Duo put one foot onto the table as if posing. "I am the greatest ever! I am Shinigami! I will fight lions, fight mobile suits, and deflower Relena…"

"Burn, Heero. You just got burned." Wufei muttered.

"..Again." Duo finished his sentence. "So what is this dare you are giving me?"

Heero grinned almost manically, "Kiss Hilde."

This is my crappy attempt at a cliffhanger… I plan for this story to be about 3 chapters long. This one is the shortest of em all. The rest should be longer.