Disclaimer: YU-GI-OH and all its RESPECTED characters and IDEAS do NOT BELONG to ME. YU-GI-OH BELONGS to its RIGHTFUL OWNER(S)

Dear diary of Kaiba

I can't get you out of my mind... Jonouchi... I try to repress my feelings of uncontainable love but- Wait could Jonouchi be the trenchcoat culprut!? My Seto senses are tingleing...

Dear Diary of Merik,

These people suck. Im busy, just trying to kill somebody, nobodys bisuness, then some guy tells me Im under a rest. WTF is a rest? I guess its the place I'm in right now... well actualy Malik... I hid in the millinium rod because those guys asked if I wanted a piece and I wasn't really hungry. Now Malik is complainging about his $$ and fleas. Oh, why wasn't I hungry? I already had some from a blond kid thats in my jail cell... nyeh heh heh...

Dear diary of Pegasus,

I shouldn't drink so many white spritzers... (thud)

Dear diary of Bakura,

Farking yacky mexican ass pirate- I can't blame him though cuz Mmm Mmm! Damn! Otogi got back!

Dear diary of Jonouchi,

I can't belive Kaiba accused me for stealing his trenchcoats! on top of that, Merik had to be my cellmate... sob...

Dear diary of Mokuba,

Yay! Pegasus is in the hospital! Maybe I can send poisonous DEATH flowers! (ahem) I mean a 'get-well-soon' explosiv- card... yeah card...

Dear diary of Malik,

Why did I drop the soap? ...sob... my only friends are the fleas...

Dear diary of Honda,

Whats this? Somebody's after MY man-chew? This ass aint big enough for the both of us... I reckon I should teach this randomly angry brtitsh youngin a lesson (kicks spars in dirt)

Dear diary of Yugi,

Jonouchi? In Jail!? Darnit, why does he have to be such a juvenile deliquent like that?

"WE GOTZ TAH BUZT TAH BIZZAY OUT!"

That was Yami, he's been talking smaqk lingo ever since he got street cred from the amounts of blingity bling the millinium puzzle happens to be.

"LETZ D-D-D-D-DA-DUELIZZLE!"

Dear diary of Dinosaur,

The lack of plot in this fic hurts me physicaly...

Dear diary of Honda,

Otogi's ass... the final frontier... (Spits out some chewing tobacco)

Dear diary of Merik,

Hey look its bush head! Quick get me some lawn cutters and-

"Yugi! Its me, malik! Remember me? Aren't you... going to help me...?"

Hey he's takeing my little blonde bang-basket!

"Yu...gi? ...sob..."

Dear diary of Otogi,

Ass cowboys are after me...

Dear diary of Jonouchi,

Wow Yugi came and saved me! Well kinda Yami... I mean... he did... as he put it... "Bust-a-cap-in-yo-ass" the gaurds...

Dear diary of Dinosaur,

Hello, and welcome to dinosaurs diary of 'state-the-obvious'. Im your tour guide Dinosaur and I'd like to mention that the word ass is overly used in this fic.

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This one is kinda shorter then the first I think, and kinda different. Thankyou so much for reading! Your the best! (whoever you are... out there... in a galaxy... far... far... away...)