ANIME LOVE NEST (sorta)
characters: inuyasha, hiei, nuriko, goku, chrno, excel, ilpalazzo, miroku
personal characters: walter (zach), keiko (athena), ryokko (madi), hoshi (cadie), kagone (samijo), nariko (amanda), suki (courtney)
Walter- What the crap, what the hell am i doin' on a fanfic
Keiko- because hoshi said so
Hoshi- thats right. My word is law
Inu- who made you the boss.
Ryokko- I did. I'm tired of being the boss
Keiko- what about me. Im older. Shouldn't I be the boss?
Hoshi- No I spell better and this is my computer, so ha.
Keiko- But I'm faster!
Kagone- I'd like to know how fast you are.
Miroku- and in what...?
Keiko-... any man would know what in and out sounds like, huh?
Ryokko- miroku... you're my man your not allowed to talk unless I say.
Miroku- ahhhh... the pain of love . cry dang these are times when I wish I were a free monk again.
Ryokko- Miroku, I know what you are thinking and you know that I treat you well.
Miroku- Haaaaa . I can never forget. Hehehhee awwwe... that night... last night... I should be grateful... oh how I love you ryo-chan. Awwwwe...(wanders off in the dream of last night)
Walter- hello, what about me? I'm the one who asked the damn question to begin with.
Ilpalzzo- Nevermind that... This world will be mine Neways and it shall be across... I order you to go into the closet.
Excel- I shall make it so...
(Excel grabs walter... forces him in the closet... walter resists)
Walter- help someone!
Inu- only wimps need help
Hoshi- what are you talking about walter... you ARE his love slave aren't you... you said so yourself.
Inu- you lecher
Suki, Nuriko, chrno, hiei, goku, nariko enters
(Everyone is now in the closet)
Suki- I have Popcorn!
Nuriko- and this tea sure is good.
Chrno- I miss seeing you guys
goku- Peeyuuu! This closet smells like 10 different types of ass!
Nariko- Did I hear a$$.
Kagone- no, you heard ass.
Ryokko- 10 DIFFERENT types of ASS
suki-screams and covers her ears "Hear no evil!"
Keiko- (whispers to chrno) she's purging herself
Kagone- and how would you know what 10 different types of ass smells like.
Walter- because I saw him eat it... he is a demon after all.
Inu- What the hell is that supposed to mean.
Walter- nothin'...(finding a box)
Suki-uncovers her ears "Demon what's that? Is it some kind of popcorn?"
Nuriko- no, demons are bad... bad demons...
Inu- Ok... I'm sick of this bad mouth on demons today. It's time to kick your ass girly!
Nuriko- I don't want to expand my musculature
Walter- (whispers to keiko) she's hot...
Keiko- sniker hehehhee hahahhah hohohohoohoho
Walter- hohoho?
Keiko- no!no!no! Your doing it wrong. You stick you hand in front of your mouth and say HOHOHOHOHO...
Walter- ok ok... well what was that for any way?
Ryokko- walter... hehe hahaha hoho
Hoshi- hehe.. Um... walter... she...snicker is um... actually...a um...a...well... a ... a HE
(Everyone busts out laughing)
walter- eh... o.0
Nuriko- why do you guys have to spoil everything uh... I almost had a date... a HOT date at that...(near)
Hiei- you guys are fools.
Keiko- hiei where have you been all this time.
Kagone- I don't think that we want to know, after all he was with suki after all.
Suki- we were together? really what where we doing?
Kagone- I smell naughty...
Suki- Naughty? confused
Inu- you guys are idiots.
Hiei- I already said that, imbecile.
Inu- what did you just call me you midget.
Hiei- I called you a imbecile..snicker imbecile.
Inu- I'm gonna to kick your ass!
Suki- There will be no kicking of...um...rear ends.
Goku- I'm tired... I think I need a drink.
Kagone- well I should think that you are tired after smelling all that snikers ass.
Goku- I only need a drink when two idiots are fighting.
(Hiei and Inu turn to goku)
Hiei & Inu- What the hell did you just say!
Keiko- (perky voice) DOG PILE!
Nariko- I think its more than a dog pile.
Keiko- hehe
Suki-covered her ears again when people started to say ass and hell
Goku- Wait...that girl just said something...WHAT DID YOU SAY! (Pointing to Kagone)
Kagone- Noooothing...
Goku- YOU SAID SOMETHING! WHAT DID YOU SAY!
Kagone- Your going to have to do a lot better than ordering me around. (Smiles triumphantly) I don't take orders I'm not a dog.
Goku- Why you...
Inu- Hey what's that supposed to mean!
Suki- Um...guys...can we not fight? You see...it's not good.
Kagone- Shut up!
Suki- (starts to tear up and brings hands up to wipe eyes) "She...she...SHE TOLD ME TO SHUT UP! (Starts crying a river of tears) KAGONE HATES ME NOW! WAAAAAA!
Kagone: NO NO NO! I DON'T HATE YOU! (Grabs Suki and squishes her face in boobs unknowingly)
hoshi- um... Kogone I think that you are suffocating her.
(Every one looks and starts to laugh)
kagone- huh... what is everyone laughing at. ( kagone looks down at suki, her face is blue)
Suki- cough , cough I can't breath...air...need air.
(Kagone quikly lets her go)
kagone- sorry I can't control the twins some times chuckles
Suki- coughs a bit Well I'm happy your not mad at me now. big grin
Hoshi-SPIKE IS MINE MUWHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Ryokko-NO! ...HE IS MINE!
Hoshi-(sigh) fine we can share him okay?
Ryokko-Okay!(happy Grin)
Hoshi and Ryokko-YAY SPIKE IS OURS (by the way we mean the spike from buffy)
Suki- staring at Hoshi and Ryokko "Uh..."
Miroku- sighs If only I could have been Suki just a moment ago...stares off dreamily
Suki-stares at Miroku wide eyed. cheeks turning red "Uh..."
Ryokko- miroku how dare you! You belong to me and no one else do you understand?
Miroku- sorrydodges a hand ready for an smack
kagone- pervert.
Suki- "Uh..." still kind of in shock Miroku...is a pervert..." just barely realizing that Miroku IS lecherous
To put an entertaining end to this every one says
everyone(but hoshi)- good-bye and have a Merry Christmas and Happy New Year!
Hoshi- WHAT! it's the middle of June what the hell are you talking about!
