Disclaimer: YU-GI-OH and all its RESPECTED characters and IDEAS do NOT BELONG to ME.
Dear diary of Kaiba,
What? That dog excaped from the frozen cells from which he belongs I have not fully repayed my revenge! NO ONE TAKES MY TRENCHCOATS! RAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Dear diary of Ryou Bakura,
Bakura came in at the very dawn of morning, quite the contrary of sober I must say.
"I'm... hick ... so wasted... thud"
Bakura!
Dear diary of Pegasus,
That Mokuba is a great kid. I mean, after stealing his soul and keeping him in a dark and mentally damaging dougen he still brings me presents in wishes that I get well soon! Maybe we developed a loving connection of child moles- ahem- friendship after all! Wait why is it ticking...?
Dear diary of Ishuzu Ishtar,
My stupid brother came in drunk as Hell... seeing as he tried to play grab ass with me, forgeting that fact that we are related and that would be insest... then again I think those Kaiba brothers are up to some sick stuff. I tell you, being the queen of useless gossip and extended nonesense knowledge from 3000 years ago, I would know. Trust me, they are bad, bad little boys.
Dear Diary of Otogi,
Well its seems my ass is safe from Bakura seeing as he is being hunted by the law...
Dear diary of Yugi,
Oh Yami... I can't believe... ANZU GOT HIT BY A BUS! sob
"pat pat, Its okay little guy, this time these guys weren't sober...
WAAAAH- Wait when else did Anzu get hit by a bus?
"Er... heh heh..."
Dear diray of Mokuba,
Ahahaha, you only have an half an hour till your doom! AHAHAHA DIE BITCH! AHAHA-
"Mokuba!"
Ugh... (cute voice) Yes big brother?"
"Watch your mouth!"
"Sorry big brother!"
Dear diary of Meric,
Man I have the worst case of hangover... wait... (looks in pants) Why am I wearing ladies underwear? Hey thats strange... today is Sunday, but the panties says Wensday... or atleast I think its Sunday... maybe... like... August... wait thats not a weekday... augh my head... I'm going to keel over...
Dear diary of Jonouchi,
Now that Anzu got hit by those guys on the bus the cops forgot about my er... my grand escape! WAIT... it was Anzu who got hit by the bus? Oh no... I can't believe it... she totally owed me five bucks man!
Dear diary of Honda,
I love it when Otogi acts like a girl, like when he twrils his hair! He he he! He's such a stud!
Dear diary of Otogi,
Thats it! I can't take this anymore Honda, for I have someone else for which my heart desires! Its... Its...
Dear diary of Honda,
No please don't be so! Please Otogi... I just can't handle the truth!
Dear diary of Mokuba,
Five...
Dear diary of Pegasus,
... Maybe its just a clock...
Dear diary of Mokuba,
Four...
Dear diary of Otogi,
I... I LOVE MAKO!
Dear diary of Mokuba,
Three...
Dear diary of Honda,
NOOOOOOOOOO!
Dear diary of Mokuba,
Two...
Dear diary of Pegasus,
Why do I have this feeling that something bad is going to happen...?
Dear diary of Mokuba,
One...
Dear diary of Mako,
...fish?
Dear diary of Mokuba,
BOOOOM!
"Mokuba! Would you please be quiet? I'm trying to work!"
Sorry big brother! Didn't know what you where doing on that laptop of yours was so important! My bad!
"Hey whats that suppose to mean...? Of course its important!"
I bet you all ten bucks its tetris or COUGH NAUGHTY JONOUCHI PICTURES COUGH!
"MOKUBA I SAID BE QUIET!"
Dear diary of Malic,
Is it just me or does sister have some kind of fetish for the Kaiba brothers...? I mean she keeps insisting they are like... yaknow... 'doing stuff'...
'REALLY? Thats hot!"
Meric shutup!
"snore..."
Uh... anyways, yeah I mean the other reason that I think this is maybe because of those pictures of Seto and Mokuba she has stashed away and that telescope poiting in the direction of the Kaiba mansion... just a hunch though.
Dear diary of Yugi,
Is it just me or did I hear a very loud noise like a explosion...?
"AH ITS THE RAGE OF RA! HE'S COME FOR MY SOUL!" (hides under covers)
Hey no-one is allowed in my blankets Yami!
"Why...? (looks at blanket) Awwe cute little clouds and stars... just like your PJs!"
DANGIT YAMI SHUDDUP! Grampa got those!
Dear diary of Kaiba,
Since Mokuba seems to have the cough I guess he wont be going to KaibaLand tomarrow! Ha! ...Aw damn I didn't mean to put that yellow peice there...
Dear diary of Honda,
(sigh) Oh my Otogi... now who shall I turn to...? Wait... (looks at Bakura)
Dear diary of Bakura,
Why is Honda looking at me like that...?
