AN: You guys are a bunch of jerks, 10 was and still is the stinkin' magic number and yet I only have 3... or is it four?
Inu-chan: It's just three
HnA: How wonderful!
J-Boi: I thought that would have been a bad thing
Juicy: It is, just like your stupidity
Inu-chan: It's called sarcasm
Either way, it's been a long time since I updated and-
Juicy: Its hasn't even been a a week yet
HnA: Shut up and let me finish!
I still only have 3 reviews, of course I praise those of you who have reviewed, you are just too kind, but for the other people who haven't, XP
Juicy: Is that all you have to say? has shocked look on her face
HnA: Yeah... I'm not gonna drive my readers away by being a bitch, I'm not you scratches neck
Inu-chan: Technically...
HnA: Shut up, on with the show
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Hidden Agendas
By Hentai no Ai
The Bets and Seduction
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"I hate you, you know that right?" Kagome glared at Miroku whlie he lay on his bed.
"I could tell from those punches." He smirked, only helping to annoy more.
"Well, Mr. Pervert, I wouldn't have tried to kill you if hadn't been copping feels."
"Your body is just too... luscious to resist." He said while letting his eyes travel over her body. She was sitting in a chair next to his bed, glaring at him.
"Why don't you stop before I use for a punching bag again, hm?"
"Because if I must be attacked for telling the truth, then so be it."
"Stop acting like it's something serious, hentai. The viewing of my body for sexual pleasureis not a right and it never will be. You'd think that after I knocked you out, you would stop acting like such a huge pervert."
"Well, since you're not gonna punch me again, it doesn't matter."
"What makes you so sure?"
"Because you wouldn't want to ruin my handsome face."
"Who's been lying to you?"
"Nobody, I could see it on your face when you were just checking me out."
"Well, considering I wasn't but trying to figure out what the hell you're supposed to be, I suggest you watch yourself."
"A monk," Miroku face twisted into a thoughtful expression. "A corrupted monk..."
"Figures."
"What are you dressed up as then? A sexy little vixen?"
Kagome raised an eyebrow at that, "Actua-"
The door flew open, and Inuyasha walked in with a huge grin, which disappeared as he realized Kagome was still there. He pointed towards the door and said, "Out."
Kagome got up and walked towards the door while saying, "Don't worry, Inuyasha, he hasn't been cheating on you." Even though she knew that he was Kikyo's 'super sweet and super cute' boyfriend she still didn't like him him enough to stop saying he wasn't truly interested in girls.
Inuyasha watched her leave before turning towards Miroku.
"I have an idea."
"Holy shit, Hell just froze over."
"Shut up," Inuyasha growled at him. "Let's have a bet."
"What's the deal?"
"You have to say yes to whatever I tell you to do."
Miroku raised an eyebrow but agreed anyway. Inuyasha chose the dumbest things. "Okay." Miroku noticed how large Inuyasha's smile got.
"Fuck Kagome."
"Uh... what?"
"Fuck Kagome."
"Why?" Something was wrong here.
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"What are you doing here?" Kagome jumped away from the door and smiled innocently at Kikyo.
"Nothing."
"Then get back in there."
"I can't, your lover boy kicked me out."
"Oh," Kikyo watched her sister for a moment then an idea popped into her head. "Kagome, how about we have a little bet?"
"Sure, what is it?" Kagome said with her silly daredevil ways.
"You can't back out now, understand?"
"Yeah, what do I have to do?"
"Kiss Miroku."
"I don't wan- wait. For how much?"
"If you kiss Miroku , on the lips and get him to kiss you back, on th e lips. I'll give you five hundred dollars."
"Hold up. Somethings up. You wouldn't give me five hundred dollars just to kiss a guy. What's the catch?"
"You have to do it in a month, and like I said, he has to kiss you back."
"And?"
And you can't tell him about the bet, knowing you, you'd tell him so you two could splt the profits."
"That was plan A, damnit."
"Oh well, don't tell him about it under any circumstances, otherwise you forfeit."
"And what happens if I do that?"
"You''l anonouce your love for him and you have to treat Inuyasha to a week of being his maid."
"NO!!!!?" Kikyo was already on her way downstairs, back to the party,and Kagome... Kagome wasn't very happy.
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"She's pure evil, did you not see what she did to us?"
"Despite the fact that I didn't get much of a chance to see anything except her quick fists, I still don't think that's a good enough idea for me to take up this bet."
"Too late, you already agreed, and if you fall out you have to tell everyone you've been in love with Sesshoumaru for the past 3 years."
Miroku cringed the ansked, "What about if I win?"
"I'll give one thousand dollars." Inuyasha had gotten up off the chair Kagome sat on before and was headed towards the door."
"That's all?"
"Oh, possibly a baby too. You can't use rubbers."
"WHAT?!"
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AN: I am a demented nut, that's obvious. I could end this here but no, no. We must let the chemistry class go on and see what type of reaction we shall get... For this chapter anyway...
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Inuyasha jumped back whe he saw the livid look on Kagome's face, and before she decided to attack him again, he ran down the stairs.
There was seriously something wrong with her sister. She was going out with secretly gay, crazy, and rude guys, trying to make her make out with her nut job of a boyfriend's best freiend, and she was planning to take over China.
Okay, maybe she wasn't trying to be the new leader of China but who knew what insane thing Kikyo was going to do next?
Kagome ran a hand through her hair and straightened her clothes, there was no way she was going top wait on Inuyasha, not to mention she needed money for a car. Besides it was just a kiss and the hentai houshi sure wouldn't mind getting a kiss from a beautiful girl such as herself.
Kagome opened the door and walked in to see Miroku sitting on his bed with a thoughtful look on his face. She took a step forward but he didn't look up until she was right in fornt of him.
"What would you do if a guy made a bet about you?"
"Most likely kill him." She wondered if he'd overheard her conversation with Kikyo. "Why?"
"No reason. Do you think you could tell if a guy was tring to sleep with or if he just wanted to be your friend?"
"It's not that hard."
"You think so?"
"I know so. I know everything abiut guys." Kagome was lying, but he didn't know that.
Miroku smirked, "Really?" Maybe he did. And maybe he was actyally going to try and win the bet and see how much Kagome really knew.
"Really, guys are easy to read. Most of them, like my sister's lovely boyfriend, are idiots."
"What about me?"
"You are, too." Miroku smiled. "But there's a subsection in there for perverts."
"So if you're a pervert, you're automatically an idiot?"
"No, some are smart. Just not you."
Miroku pushed her onto the bed and before she sprung up and pushed him back, he was over her, his hands on either side of her body. He lowered his head centimeters away from her face before saying, "You sure about that?"
"Uh..." Kagome watched, not sure what to say or what the hell he was talking about in the first place.
He leaned closer and Kagome was surprised their lips weren't touching yet, which reminded her...
"Miroku, I forgot to..." Inuyasha stared at them, Kagome first then Miroku and turned back around, closing the door behind him.
Miroku turned back to Kagome who was struggling top get from under him.
"Get off."
"No," He layed his head on Kagome's chest and closed his eyes.
"What are you doing?" She wiggled to get from under him but he stayed where he was.
"Going to sleep," He turned his head to look at her and glared. "And I can't do that with you moving around." He turned back before he could see Kagome shut her eyes tight and clech her teeth.
Since she knew she wasn't going anywahere soon, Kagome relaxed and kept her eyes closed, She was starting to fall asleep until she felt something (or rather someone) squeezing her breast. She opened her eyes to see Miroku grinning and squeezing. Just grinning and squeezing until she kneed him.
"Yes." She said with narrowed eyes.
"Yes what?" He asked while clutching his privates.
"Yes, I'm sure you're a retareded pervert." She got up and walked out the door, kicking him on the way out.
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AN: There you go peoples, be happy with the freakishly long chapter. I did this for you, remember that you selfish pigs.
Inu-chan: You do know that you're not going to get many reviews -good ones anyway- just because of that cute little statement.
HnA: Actually that 'cute little statement' is proof of my maturity
J-Boi: That it's decreasing?
Juicy: That it's nonexistant?
HnA: narrows eyes before explaining That it's coming out in my words. For a 13 year old you guys have to admit that I write pretty well considering that most the kids in my grade (all of which are at least a year older than me) cannot write proper, worthy of even a bad review stories even if their lives depended on it.
J-Boi: She's right...
Juicy: smirking Gotta agree with the runt
HnA: Just because you're somehow older than me doesn't mean you can call me a runt.
Juicy: Really, runt?
Inu-chan: Before the fight breaks out-
J-Boi: REVIEW TIME!!!
Inu-chan: shakes head Enthusiastic fool
punkgoddess: You are the bomb, for you are the first to review for this story. Go you! And I hope five days is soon enough for you... grin
pinksharpie: Thanks and I just think I while or just might kill myself for being so rude as to start somehting and not finish it.
Addanc-TSC: You know, that's really mean. I know the best reviews are just like story summaries, short and sweet. But jeesh, you took it a bit far... Oh well, I'm grateful and thank you for reviewing anyway
HnA: AgainI beg you to give me a double digit in reviews (10 is just fine), I feel so sad without them, how the hell am I supposed to know it you guys are even reading my story if you don't review?
