Disclaimer: YUGIOH IS NOT MINE OKAY? THATS RIGHT. NOT MINE. NOW READ THE FIC.

Dear diary of Kaiba,

I like my women like I like my blue eyes, three at a time.

A friendly letter...

Dear Legendary "Fishhunk" of my dreams,

Your ripping biceps... your chisled body... tall... dark... handsom... the way the waves of the sea cascade down your man-chew... OH MY GOD COULD YOU LIKE... DO ME? I really want you.

the prettiest character on the show Otogi

Dear diary of Raphael,

I had the cutest dream that I was running through this flower field and all the bunnies where saying hello! There was an Amelda and Varon bunny! So cute! He he he! (claps hands)

Dear diary of Honda,

I think I like Bakura, its just... just the way he looks at me! Okay so maybe its more like the way I look at him...

Dear diary of Mokuba,

Gee yes how tragic it is to hear about Pegasus's death... I'm very crushed... cough

Dear diary of Bakura,

I hate you Honda. I really do. Very much. I hate you the most, and I hate everyone.

Dear diary of Jonouchi,

He he, Kaiba gave me a cold glare today! It was so sexy!

Dear diary of Dinasour,

For the love of gyawd! Am I surrounded by fags or something? Why don't we just call the freakin show, "Yu-gi-oh: Duel fags" because obviously the fiction world has been taken over by fangirls who like to imagine Yami buttduel Yugi!

Dear diary of Ishizu,

That telescope is for my love to astronomy! Thats all!

Dear diary of Mai,

Maybe if I wore a rediculously large white trenchcoat and metal gauntlets Jonouchi might be more attracted to me.

Dear diary of Mako,

... I SUMMON GIANT WHALE!

Dear diary of Otogi,

OMFG A GIANT WHALE! (squish)

Dear diary of Malic,

More like your love to Kaiba brother slash sister, and how do you explain these pictures?

Dear diary of Yami,

Man I'd really like to buttduel Yugi...