A/N: Ok dears, shun me! I have done the worst... I have not updated in like, 4 months! I know you are hoping to read something worth the wait, but I am giving you a lame excuse for a chapter. But I apologize sincerely and love you all.
And love is a battlefeild, so you better understand that I mean it when I say it.
Well, my little woodpecker freakes...I hope you don't hate me for ever! Enjoy...!
DISCLAIMER: Harry Potter doesn't belong to me. You know this because, if it were mine, you'd have to wait about 7 years for me to write ONE STINKIN CHAPTER! Well, i hope you like it, love.
"Well, Professor McGongall, when an animagus changes into their animal form, it causes their muscles, organs, bones and blood supply to be manipulated as well. For instance, when someone turns into a smaller creature, their bones and organs must shrink to that cretin size, and vise versa. The only reason Jeremiah Gorinskie, one of the greatest and well- know animagus, died, was when he turned into his human form, his blood supply stayed as it would when he was a phoenix. As soon as he fully regenerated, he died, his heart only pumping that small amount of blood." Oh yeah, in your eye Merlin!
Hermione sat back down in her chair with a very satisfied smile on her face. McGongall beamed up at her, then turned towards the rest of the class. Hermione looked over at Harry and Ron and grinned, but Harry looked at her and pointed to the door.
"Very good Ms. Granger. 20 points to Gryffindor." The other Gryffindors smiled and silently praised Hermione with a nod. Harry sighed and made a very elaborate cough into his hand, still looking at Hermione. She sent him a confused look, but nodded to make him happy. Before McGongall asked the next question on Jeremiah Gorinskie's short life, the doors open. As quick as you could say quadruple damn Hermiones face fell. Snape stalked in like he owned the world. He didn't even excuse himself for interrupting the class, but instead glared over the students till his eyes met Hermiones.
"Professor Snape, is there a purpose to your visit?" McGongall asked sharply, not trying to hid her annoyance.
"Yes, Ms. Granger missed my class this morning and Mr. Potter said she was in the hospital wing, but I can see otherwise. Ms. Granger looks very healthy to me, so both you and Potter will be receiving detentions." Hermione finally understood the coughing gesture Harry had made. She was suppose to act sick so she wouldn't get into trouble. Stupid Hermione!
"Professor Snape that isn't-"
"Mr. Potter, I do not care to hear your explanations, lying to a teacher is bad enough, back talking will only bring you more punishments. Now Granger, why did you miss my class."
"Really, Professor Snape, I have a class to teach. If you must yell at my students, do it in the hall or when they aren't in a class being prepared for the real world!"
"My apologies." He replied, very calmly, not sounding the least but sorry. "Potter, Granger, follow me."
The next thing she knew, she and Harry were in the empty corridor, Snape glaring at them.
"Ms. Granger, I will ask you again, why did you miss my class." Hermione looked down and started play with the frayed ends of her sleeve.
"Well, Professor, I had to go to my room and get my bo-"
"It took you all period to get your supplies? Or were you up to something...else." The teachers lips curled up into a wicked smile as he looked at the two Gryffindors.
"No, sir. I just got a little... side tracked..."
"And pray tell us, what had you side tracked so long you couldn't come to class?"
"Well...er..."
"Malfoy was missing too!" Snape stared daggers at Potter, who had just thrown this in his face. "Why isn't Malfoy getting det-"
"Potter, you will do well to not question my authority. Mr. Malfoy is none of your concern."
"But why is it that he can skip and-"
"MR. POTTER! You have just given yourself another detention." Harrys face fell. "And 20 points from Gryffindor." Hermione looked at the ground. "Go back to class. You will report to my room at 8:00 tonight to receive your detentions."
And with that, Snape turned and walked down the corridor back to his class, his cloak billowing out behind him as he stalked away.
"I just got those 20 points..." Hermione mumbled. Harry looked at her, his eyebrow raised.
"Why were you gone all period? And Malfoy too." Hermione blushed slightly, but she opened the door to the Transfiguration class.
"I told you already... I got a little side tracked."
"Yeah, side tracked my ass Hermione." Harry replied, following the girl into the room.
...The Common Room...
"The moons gentle light
Sways the beast in us all,
Pray be calm, my child,
Love shall never fall.
No matter the face
Of the form you are
I shall love thee
No matter how far.
Truth in the night,
Beauty in you eyes,
I shall set you apart
Of the suns golden lies.
So arrive at the dusk
Stay till the dawn
Be with me, my love
Keep our sacred bond."
"Ginny... that was brilliant!" Hermione couldn't help but stare as the girl folded up the paper and placed it back in her pocket. Ginny smiled, pleased Hermione liked her poem.
"It's nothing really..."
"No, Ginny, you have a talent! You put so much emotion in that! I... I want to go out and find my prince charming now!" Ginny giggled, her eyes sparkling.
"I wrote it for... well... ever since I met Harry, I couldn't really describe how I felt... How being with him felt. It sounds dreadfully silly, but... I dunno."
"But, Ginny, who do you write about the night? And his form?" Ginny shrugged slightly.
"Its nothing really I can explain. He is so open to me in the night. Not sexually." She blushed. "But, he tells me everything and I do the same. He is like... a part of me I never had, but never knew existed."
Hermione stared at the young girl. How could that little thing hold so many emotions and love, why is she so open to it all?
"Do you really love him?"
Without any hesitation Ginny replied, "Yes."
Hermione smiled softly, but she was completely jealous. Ginny loved Harry, and Harry obviously loved her back. She was happy for them, but also... she wanted that. She wanted to be needed, be someone's happiness.
"Ohhh, sorry. You wanted to speak to me, and I am over here being a drama queen. What was it you wanted to talk to me about?"
Hermione looked around, even though the Gryffindor common room was empty, she didn't want to say it here. Someone might hear.
"Come with me, I can't say it right now."
"Oooohhh a big secret!" Ginny laughed. Hermione rolled her eyes, but walked out of the room, and into the corridor.
Ginny trailed down the hall after Hermione, up 2 flights of stairs and down another dark hallway. Finally, they were outside the tapestry. Ginny looked at it closely, her eyes wide.
"This is so beautiful! I feel like in am in a forest!"
"Wait till you see the room." Hermione replied. The fairies heard the familiar voice and flew from the bushes. Ginny was in awe as golden one flew closer.
"Password please." She said in a voice coated in sugar. Hermione groaned and mumbled, "Malfoy the magnificent."
Ginny took her eyes away from the fairy and looked at her, a sly grin on her face. "That's your password?"
"He picked it out, not me."
"Well, why don't you change it?" That though had never really occurred to Hermione. Ginny saw her delighted expression and laughed again.
"Ummm, I would like to change the password to..." Hermione looked thoughtful... what should I change it to?
"To... er..."
"Hermione Granger, the sexiest bitch ever!" Ginny exclaimed suddenly. The fairy looked at her with an odd expression, but nodded.
"Accepted."
"GINNY!" But the young Weasley had already clamored inside.
Ginny did the EXACT same thing Hermione had done previously that day. She stood and admired the walls, her eyes nearly popping out of her head. After gawking at the room for some time, they made their way into Hermiones sanctuary. (A.K.A. Her very purple and white bedroom!)
"I still can't believe you changed my password to that!"
"Oh C'mon Mione, it was funny!"
"Yes, but now Malfoy won't be able to come into the common room."
"You say that like it's a bad thing." Ginny smiled, sitting on her bed. "Oh my god! Is that a balcony? Oh wow!" Ginny ran over to the French doors and walked into the dim light. It was 6:00 and the moon was making an early appearance.
"Yeah...Ginny listen-"
"Wow, it overlooks the lake and everything!"
"Yeah, that's great, but-"
"I'm sure you could see the giant squid and the guppies!"
"Fascinating, but-"
"Oh, Hermione look! Its Hagrid! HEY HAGRID!" Ginny bellowed, waving her arms around in a giant windmill motion.
"Ginny! Malfoy tried to kiss me!" Ginnys arms fell to her sides, and she turned around slowly, her face covered by a huge "O" of amazment.
"Malfoy? Draco Malfoy? Who calls you the M-word, hates muggle borns, and has sex like a stoned test bunny? Damn Hermione, how was it?"
"What? No, he didn't actually kiss me...on the mouth..."
"Well than where did he kiss you... or will this ruin my outlook on you forever?" Ginny asked her eyes drifting down to the edge of Hermiones skirt.
"Goodness no Ginny, you sick little creature! He kissed my neck."
Ginny giggled. "Really..."
"But... I mean... This is Malfoy we are talking about. Why would he even want to touch me."
"Well lets think Hermione!" Ginny said sarcastically. Mione didn't understand, so Ginny continued. "Listen, babe, you've changed. You are taller, thinner, and look really, really good. Your hair, your teeth, your make-up. Every guy I know thinks you're a total BILF." Hermione laughed.
"A what?" Hermione asked, raising her eyebrow at the 16-year-old.
"A BILF. Bookworm I'd Like To-"
"What? Merlin sakes Ginny, your head must be glued in a gutter!"
"Hermione, I'm being serious. Knowing Draco, he probably wants to be the first to get his hands on you." Hermione looked at herself. She hadn't changed that much... ok, I lied. She did look amazing, but not in her eyes. To her, she looked like the same person she was in first year.
Ginny cocked an eyebrow and smiled. "Its not a bad thing, Hermione. This could be great for your reputation. Having the school playboy obsessed with you is every girls fantasy!"
"Ginny! He is not obsessed with me, he is just an average male trying to put his penis into anything that moves." Ginny laughed as they made their way back into her room. Hermione sat at her vanity while Ginny fell onto the bed with an exaggerated sigh.
"Hmmm..."
"Hmmm what?"
"Huh?'
"What was with the hmmm"
"I haven't the slightest idea what you're talking about."
"Yes you do, you went hmmm."
"Hmmm?"
"Exactally!"
"Huh?"
"What?"
"Hermione I'm confused!" Ginny laughed, her little game was starting to annoy Hermione.
"Right Gin... listen, I have to go do patrol when Malfoy comes back, then I have detention, so maybe-."
"Ohh sounds like fun."
"Yeah, almost as fun as being dismembered."
Ginny rolled off the bed and landed on the ground with a thump. Hermione looked at her friend with a slight smile on her face as she rolled around on the floor. "What in bloody hell are you doing?"
"I'm pretending to be a worm."
"What?"
"A worm. I figured worms move under the ground like this... and it kinda feels good on your back.'" as she continued to roll around, her red curls fell over her face.
"Really... Ginny... are you mixing medications?" Ginny stoped rolling and laughed.
"Hermione, it's fun! Just come down here and do it, I promise you'll laugh!"
"Absolutely not!" Hermione responded sticking her nose in the air, mimicking Lavenders I'm to good for that look.
"Hermione, get your size one ass down here!" Ginny continued to roll again, laughing as she tumbled.
Hermione rolled her eyes, yet crawled down onto her knees. She quickly did a sad attempt at a "worm motion" then hurried back to her feet. "There, are you happy."
"What kind of worm was that?"
"A worm that feels like a loser when rolling on the ground."
"Ahh, you see theres the problem." Ginny stopped on her back and looked up at her. "You want to be a sophisticated worm. Sorry, dear but there will be no bookworms allowed in the tumbling area. Besides-" she began to move again, "Normal is over-rated!"
Hermione laughed again, but crawled on the ground next to her friend. She sighed and slumped on the ground. Slightly pushing off with her shoulder, she began to do the "worm dance." After about 10 seconds of silent rotating, Hermione began to laugh, which triggered Ginnys giggles. In 5 milliseconds flat, they were at all out worm war, laughing like a bunch of idiots. There fun stopped when someone cleared their throat at her door. Hermione looked up from her back and saw-
"Malfoy, have you ever heard of knocking?"
"Well, Granger, you should really close your door when experimenting with drugs..."
Hermione got to her feet rapidly, fixing her hair then crossing her arms. "How'd you even get in the common room? We changed the password!"
"Hermione Granger... The sexiest bitch around?" Malfoy asked, sending a light glare at her.
"No, actually Malfoy, it was Hermione Granger, the sexiest bitch ever." A giggle was heard from Ginny, who's face was covered with her scarlet hair.
"The faries told me what you changed it as... real clever, Granger."
"Thoes bitches!" Hermione mumbled. They never told me the password when he changed it! Winged whores...
"I only came up here to tell you that your patrolling starts in 10 minuets." His blonde hair fell over his eyes, giving him a rough, sexy look.
"Well, Malfoy, you have no more buisness in my room, unless you wish for me to shove my foot up your ass, please leave."
"Who told you I was into that?" He sneered as another giggle rose from Ginnys worm form.
"Ginny!" Hermione said sternly, sending her a chilled look.
Ginny got up slowly. "Errr...I think I hear my brother calling me... see you later Hermione." When she was out of Malfoys shot, she pointed to him and gave her a thumbs up sign. "See you later... Malfoy the Magnificent."
A/N: GUYS I AM SO LOST!
Not lost like I need a map, but lost like I have no idea where this story is headed. But, I will do my best to continue the damn thing with plenty of puns.
Pun... what the hell is a pun? Is that like a pug?
God... Pugs are so ugly they are almost cute! They look like they ran head first into a wall... its so adorable.
Well anywho, PLEASE give me your ideas, cause i am all out.
But I sill love you ALL!
(BTW... I watched all the Star Wars films in order...and I am so damn confused! BUT they rock!)
I love Coheed and Cambria! Best band ever...ok not ever...but definitely one of the best!
OHHHHHH GUESS WHAT! I read the reviews for this chapter and someone pointed out that i switched the password from The sexiest bitch around, to the sexiest bitch ever. Good eye and thank you! I re wrote it a bit so there you go!
Tootles pet!
XxX MoOnIe
"It should be bloody illegal for them to continue this nonsense! I swear Snape is out to get me!" Hermione leaned closer to the boiling cauldron in front of her, taking a deep breath of the light green vapors.
"Mione, you already know Snape hates all of us Gryffindors.But he seems to have taken a liking to giving you detention." Harry placed some more silver hairs into the liquid, which created a fine neon dust to form. It had been a week sinse Hermione had to serve detention for missing Potions, and already she had recieved another one.
"How in the name of Merlin can I get in trouble for raising my hand the incorrect way? He's just making up excuses to get me in trouble!"
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for chapter 6 i want there to be like when guys hit on hermione, goyle and brabbe make them stop, andn that draco is like protectiong her, then ron has to sa somethng stupid about their names like, ur name is crabbe, hahahaha your parents must have hated you!
