Disclaimer: Uh...why do I need to bother to say it when you already know it by now? Honestly people...If I have to come up with one more crappy korny disclaimer, I'm gonna scream.
Nanakiyoda: Hello there! Uh...well...he's finally annoyied me enough to do it so...
Tealraptor: Sanosuke now!
Nanakiyoda: Can't I even brag about the new Rurouni Kenshin Shirt I got at Hot Topic?
Tealraptor: Sanosuke Sagara now!
Nanakiyoda: Fine! Just stop saying that infernal name! Baka busu otoko no ko!
BTW: In her unconcience state of mind...
"Missy...come on now...get up...Missy...get up now!" I heard a voice ring out from above me. Do I have to? Haven't I earned the right to just lay down and never get back up again...sheesh...I felt a sharp pain in my side and inmediatly sat up, clutching the very spot I had been kicked at. Who just signed their death certificate!
"Alright you basturd! What gives you the right to kick me? Huh? Honestly! Dammit that fu-" I started to yell out but stopped when I saw who had done it. Tall spikey brown hair, brown eyes, fish bone in the mouth, tall and lanky in size...Holy crap!
"Whoa there Missy. Since when did we get such a mouth on us?" My brother Sanosuke said, poking me in the forehead. I shook my head and looked to see if he was really there. He crooked his head in question. Yep, that's Sanosuke alright.
"Sano? What are you doing here?" I asked as I stood up. He grinned widely.
"Helping my little Sis out of a jam. Seems that you've been defying fate quite a bit there...Messing with Tomoe's head, killing people, dying...not being your cheery self...you aren't the person you were mean't to be. So, here I am to help you out." Sano said and stuck his chest out in pride. There's that ego of his again...
"Did you forget that everytime you've tried to help me all you ever did was to get me in trouble even more?" I said and shook my head at him in disapproval.
"Always the pessimist? Come on Missy...you listened to that Kenshin dude...why not me? I'm your brother..." Sano said and ruffled up my hair. He knows that gets on my nerves.
"Well, you saw where that got me. I was killed and died on a cold wet lawn." I retorted.
"Hm...so what's the worst that could happen to you now?" He reasoned. Uh...hm...he's right. What could be worse than my present predicament?
"Alright...so how are you going to help me out?" I asked. Why do I have this weird feeling of Deja Vu? Oh right...I asked Shinta the same question.
"I'm gonna get you back to Earth and revive you!" Sano beamed out proudly. Oh this is going to be interesting...but like it could get any worse?
"Alright...how are you going to do that?" I asked him and he smiled even more.
"You and somebody you know are going to return to earth as soon as you wake up." He said and started laughing. Some one I know? What! Now he's confusing me...Sanosuke then grabbed my arm and flicked me in the forehead.
"Ow! That hurt you jerk!" I managed to yell out before I passed out...
"Hey...get up...quick!" I heard a familiar voice call out. I jerked up and punched him in the face. He grabbed my arm and pulled me close to his face, baring his teeth at me.
"What? You deserved it." I hissed at Shinta as he dragged me into nearby bushes. A coach pulled by four horses passed by, running over where I had been just a few seconds earlier. I sighed. I'm not even alive for a minute and already I've had one life-threatening expirience...why do I have a feeling that I'd better get use to this?
Owari
Nanakiyoda: There! Happy now you pain in my frickin...
Tealraptor: Yeah but...
Nanakiyoda: Did I just here you say but? Are you implying that there is something wrong with what I have done with Sanosuke!
Tealraptor: Uh...haha...(recalls a memory of a very angry Nanakiyoda chasing after him with a bus) no! I'm perfectly fine! I just wished I had some popcorn to go with it...
Nanakiyoda: Better have been what that but was about.
Tealraptor: Not really...
Nanakiyoda: What!
Tealraptor: Bazai Chibbi Chan Churoo!
BTW: I finally put Sanosuke into the story...ah...
BTW: I really didn't mean any offense to Sanosuke by calling his name infernal.
