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Nanakiyoda: Uh...why wait and and eat a snickers when I could just as well get to the point.
BTW: Outside of the dojo
He charged at me first. As he swung down with his shinai, I easily side-stepped him and lightly snapped my wrist, hitting him in the back with the bokken. He stummbled forward and sliced the air behind him, regaining his balance. Chargeing again, He swung his shinai sideways this time. I rolled over his back and swung to the side at his face. He brought the shinai around and blocked it. I jumped back and re-entered the battle stance. He stood up straight, the both of us breathing normally. He learned how to control his breath.
"Nice moves, but I'm still unconvinced." Yahiko laughed out. I shrugged my shoulders at him.
"You learned how to hold your breath. However..." I said and charged at him, stabbing forward with my bokken. He jumped up, pulling his knees up with him and swipped downwards with his shinai. I twisted around and blocked it. When his feet hit solid ground, I pushed him back. He stumbled a little, regained his balence, and charged forth again. I jumped up and leap frogged over him. I hit the ground and rolled to the left side as he swung down, his shinai smacking into the ground. I jumped up and twisted to the side, facing him again.
"You have her reflexes but not her additude." He huffed out and charged at me. I knocked his shinai back each time he tried to attack me. This onslaght of attacks kept up for about three minutes, until I finally got bored of it. I knocked his shinai up and swung into his side. He blocked it and jumped back, breathing hard.
"Don't you know that additudes change?" I smirked at him. He shook his head and changed at me again. This time, I swung my bokken to the side while he down slashed at me. I smacked his wrist, forcing him to drop his shinai in pain. He stumbled back, clutching his wirst, as I ran up and tripped him with my bokken. He fell to the ground, to which I pointed the bokken to his face, daring him to move. He smirked.
"Okay then, just one question. Did you die in the Battousai's haori?" Yahiko asked me. I stood back and thought. Did I? I remember most of it, yet...oh yeah...Hirosha commented on it shortly before I killed Jinkugo and him.
"Yeah. I died with both the battousai's haori and katana right outside of Hirosha's mansion. Then I was in hell and escaped some how." I answered him. He looked over to Shinta and gazed at him for a while.
"So who in the hell is this guy? A battousai look alike or something?" Yahiko asked, glaring at Shinta. Shinta smirked and walked over to me. He then looked over at Yahiko and helped him up. Yahiko glared at him still, demanding an answer.
"I am no Battousai. My name is Shinta. I am Miss Kamiya's lover." He said and glanced over at me, daring me to make my objection. I glared at him, letting him know where I stood on the case. That...jerk...is...seriously asking for an ass kicking! Yahiko glanced over at me, with his eye-brow cocked, reminding me of my brother.
"What? Hell is a very lonely place." I said, niether confirming nor denying. They have to trust me...no, they have to trust us and we can't go around making up stories. Shinta knows this, which is why he is taking advantage of it.
"So how did you end up in hell?" Yahiko asked Shinta, seeming jealous.
"I killed some people. I died when my wife betrayed me." He answered. Yahiko then spit on Shinta's bare chest. I saw amber flicker in the Shinta's eyes, then return to normal as he smiled. What in the hell? Actually, I probably shouldn't say that anymore, due to the fact I've been there and this doesn't happen there.
"It's people like you that disgust me. Ugly, if I were you, I'd dump this guy." Yahiko said and walked towards Misao and Amano. I glanced back over at Shinta and walked towards Misao and Amano. I have a feeling that it's just the testosterone.
"Hey Kid, I wouldn't say things like that. It's bad karma you know!" I overheard Shinta shout from over my shoulder and run up. Yahiko turned around and did the unimaginable. He kicked Shinta right in his face and jumped atop of him, pounding Shinta's face in. Whao! That! Yahiko has a temper. Before I could act, I saw knifes fly past Yahiko and Yahiko jumped and and backed away from Shinta, who was laughing hard. I glnced over at Misao, who now had a knife in her hand and aimed in at Yahiko.
"This one has a target." She dared and Yahiko shook his head and hands rapidly in protest. Shinta sat up, still laughing. A mad house...this is all I can explain it as.
"Shut up. Know what, just keep your hands off her while I'm around. Got it?" Yahiko demanded. I glared at Yahiko dully. Men and their possesiveness. I wouldn't even think of the brat in that way. Shinta stood up and walked over to me, I glared at him, knowing he was going to pull some crazy shit. He winked at me, and I glared even more viciously.
"I can do to her as I wish, as long as she permits it. The fact that you may feel envy should you see anything, has no effect on me Kid. I just do not wish to spill blood before her, which is why I tolerate your jests and insults." Shinta explained to Yahiko and pulled my chin towards him, directly disobeying both me and Yahiko. I kept my glare at Shinta, and he smiled. If he pulls anything off, I'm going to kill this man.
"Mr. Shinta, if you could please, do not anger Yahiko." Misao said and Shinta smiled again and released my chin. He glanced over at Misao and nodded respectfully.
"In any case, what do we do now and how long have I been gone?" I asked, pushing Shinta gently aside as I faced Misao. She smiled at me.
"Well, we are in town only to meet with a friend and visit the dojo to pay respects to you. Then we'll return to Kyoto. It has been about a decade since you've been gone, though you look no older than you did before you past." Misao answered. A decade? Explains a lot. However, they have come here to pay their respects to me? So someone did give a damn about me. Very interesting, to say the least.
"Do you have any extra clothes?" I asked and Misao smiled. She nodded and motioned for everyone to follow her into the dojo. Once inside, She walked over to where the blanket still lay at from the night before, and threw the blanket aside. She then took her knife and used it as a lever to lift up the loose floor board, from where she removed a wooden box. Opening it, she showed us the contents. Inside lay the Battousai's katana, the Battosai's haori, a red pair of hakamas, a black pair of hakama, a white gi and a red hoari. The entire night, we sat over clean, dry clothes and theres the missing katana. Peotic justice, or irony? Looks like my luck has yet to change. I grabbed the red clothing and white gi, heading off towards the bath house.
"Shinta, be a dear and warm the bath for me." I said, putting an emphasis on dear. I heard a groan and laughing. I will have my dojo as it was. Stepping inside the bath house, I saw that it was the only room in the entire dojo that time had not touched, with the exception of a couple of cobwebs. I set the clothes down and checked the water. It was still fresh. Someone has been using this. Within the last couple of days the water was changed. I shrugged and started to strip myself of my damp clothes.
OWARI
Nanakiyoda: Ugh...I'm no longer in a good mood.
Tealraptor: Why is that?
Nanakiyoda: My birthday is coming up and nothing good happens on my birthdays. I don't even like hearing about them.
Tealraptor: Really? Hm...well, anything good coming up instead?
Nanakiyoda: Yeah, Kung-fu Hustle! Man do I wanna see that movie. In fact, if I had to wear a skirt to see it, I would!
Tealraptor: That's a shock. You hate skirts.
Nanakiyoda: Yeah yeah...I just wanna that movie. It's like Kung-pow only not Kung-pow! Ling is so funny...Weeoohhweeoohh! Haha!
Tealraptor: Banzai chibbi chan churroo!
BTW: More Yahiko vs. Shinta action
BTW: Cat fight soon!
BTW: Weird yet funny stuff as well!
BTW: Uh...um...that's all I've got.
