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Nanakiyoda: Here I go again.

Tealraptor: Don't you ever get tired of writing fanfics?

Nanakiyoda: Not really, they kinda allow me to blow off stress.

Tealraptor: You mean that when you beat me up, you could just as well write fanfics?

Nanakiyoda: Yep.

Tealraptor: You are horrible.

BTW: That night.

I walked out silently into the yard of the Dojo. Glanceing upwards, I saw the moon. It was half full, but the skys were so clear, it seemed full. A gentle wind breeze rushed past, the grass swaying to its command. My Yukata moved a bit, and I felt very serene. That was until I heard footsteps gather across the yard. Turning around, I glared coldly at the culprit.

"Out for some fresh air?" Shinta inquired. He seems to know where I am constantly. Well, at least he is wearing a pair of hakama this time.

"What's it to you?" I answered. He held his katana in his hand and another katana in the other. So is he going to kill me now?

"How about some practice?" He motioned and threw his katana to me. I caught it with my left hand and moved it to my right. It was slightly heavier than my bokken, but I had used it before. The last time I had this in my living hands, I slaughtered men and women coldly. Since then, I've vowed never to kill like that again. I looked up at Shinta and smirked. Readying the weapon, I moved to my favorite battle stance. He moved to his own battle stance.

"You first." I said. He shook his head no.

"Ladies first." He responded and smirked at me. I cannot resist, I must take chance of this.

"Right. I know what I said." I said and laughed silently to myself. He's a lady. Haha...

"You think you're so funny." He remarked and stabbed the katana he held into the ground. What is he trying to do now? He knows that he just gave me every advantage. I stabbed his katana into the ground as well. He nodded and ran at me, becoming a blur. I jumped high into the air to see if any grass was being smashed down by his feet. Hitting the ground, I rolled to the side as his fist flew right where I had been. I stood back up as he disappeared. I can't see him so I cannot rely on my sight. Dammit. I closed my eyes and listened for his footsteps. Twisting around, I kicked to my right. I heard an umph and knew I had hit him in the stomach. Opening my eyes, I saw him clutching there. I smiled at him as he smiled at me, looking up into my eyes. The great almighty Battousai feels pain.

"Got'cha." I said. He nodded and stood up straight. Moving back to his battle stance, he readied for his next attack. I moved back into mine.

"The next thing to happen will be me getting you." He said, I cocked my head to the side and smiled. Oh really? Let us see. I want to see the true power of this guy who is supposed to be the legendary Battousai. Then, he became a blur. Again, I closed my eyes and tried to find him. I couldn't hear him. I tried to catch his scent, feel his movements in the air, do anything to find him but he was gone. So he has been keeping somewhat to my level. Going easy on me. I'll make him pay. No one hides their true self from me.

"Where are you?" I whispered out, daring him to show some hint of his current position. I heard him chuckle and twisted around. I felt his arms wrap around me tightly and felt his breath just inches from my face. What the! I opened my eyes and saw him just inches from my face, smiling. I gasped, realizing that he had me in a very vulnerable position.

"You know, you try to be so strong and independant, yet you are very weak and vulnerable." He whispered. I felt myself blushing. Wait, I've never blushed in my entire life after Sano died. I straightened my face up and glared at him, struggling to get free.

"I'm not weak. You still have yet to hit me." I said, growling at him angrily. His face slunk into a serious one, frightening me. I didn't show it though. What is he going on about? Why is he being serious? I hate not knowing things! He closed his eyes and leaned towards me, his lips brushing against mine. My eyes shot wide open. He didn't press in though.

"Got'cha." He whispered and let go of me, turning around and walking away. I stood there, just confused. I'm so lost...I have no idea what is going on. I saw him enter the dojo, without a glance back at me. That's it. I'm going to find out all about you Battousai. Even if I have to visit your old wife, I will...I shook my head and grabbed Shinta's katana. Walking up to the other one, I grabbed it and entered the dojo. Walking straight after him, I saw him and threw the other katana at him. He stopped and moved his head aside. The katana sliced and stuck into the wall an inch from his left ear.

"I will not be weak. I promised my brother that and have devoted my life to it. Just because you think you can toy with my emotions and confuse me, doesn't mean I will give up my ways." I whispered out to him, loud enough for him to hear but quiet enough not to stir anyone. He nodded and smiled. I will not. I promised.

"You have no idea." He said and removed the katana, then continued down the hall towards the room he was sleeping in. Didn't he say that before! Don't tell me that is all he is going to say to me from now on to finish a conversation! I sneered and walked down to my new room. Opening the door, I dropped Shinta's katana when I saw Yahiko standing there.

"Don't even think about doing anything until you have rebuilt this dojo." He said and walked out. Seriously, this is getting on my nerves. I don't only have one but two mysterious jerks trying to control and confuse me. Dammit...at least there isn't three of them. I yawned and threw Shinta's katana into the wall. Making my way for my Futon, I quickly curled up and fell asleep.

I was sitting on the edge of a dock. Looking around, the world seemed strange. Metal horses traveled on roads covered in strange black stuff. Somehow, I felt as if I belonged here. A man walked up to me.

"Soon you'll be here. So get use to it." I heard Sano say. I looked up at him. Say what! Now I know this is definately a dream. I started laughing at him.

"You're crazy." I said to him and doubled over and laughed even more. When I straightened up, he ruffled my hair up. I glared up at him.

"This is no dream missy. You just have some stuff to do before you come here. In the mean time, get use to it." He said. Great...just frickin great. Now I have three jerks trying to control and confuse me!

OWARI!

Nanakiyoda: That was interesting.

Tealraptor: You're getting dark circles under your eyes again. It makes you look like a raccoon.

Nanakiyoda: Yeah, that's how I got the nickname. I never wanted to go to sleep when I was little and always stayed up. In the morning, I'd have dark circles under my eyes and my parents would call me that.

Tealraptor: Really? So when is the next chapter? What is it about?

Nanakiyoda: Hm...shrugs

Tealraptor: Ah...Banzai chibbi chan churroo!

BTW: Uh...Why did I even bother to put this on here when I have nothing to say.