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Nanakiyoda: Byooin wa doko desu ka?
Tealraptor: Err..what?
Nanakiyoda: I asked for a hospital.
Tealraptor: What for?
Nanakiyoda: My shingles came back...ugh.
BTW: That morning.
I lazily opened my eyes. I felt warm breath breeze down my neck. Looking over, I saw that Shinta was sleeping beside me. Time to get up and train hyper demon. Dreading it, I gently removed Shinta's arm from over me and sat up, rubbing my eyes.
"Where are you going?" I heard Shinta mumble from over my shoulder. I froze up, surprised. He was just deeply asleep and now he's awake! I was at my quietest now though! I felt his arm wrap me around my waist and bring me close to him.
"Weren't you just asleep?" I asked him. He put his head on my shoulder.
"Next to you, who wouldn't be?" He mumbled again.
"Uh...Shinta..." I studdered out, not knowing what to say.
"Someday, I'll make all of your dreams come true." He whispered as his lips brushed against the side of my neck. What in the hell Shinta? What has provoked this!
"Shinta, I have to go train Amano." I protested.
"I know you have to do that but why not stay right here with me for a bit longer" he asked, and started to kiss my neck. I gasped and tensed up. Is he trying to! No!
"I'm going to train Amano now and thats that!" I demanded and stood up abrubtly. I heard a thud from behind me and saw Shinta lying on the ground, kissing the air with his eyes closed.
"How I desire you as well." He mumbled out and hugged the air tightly. He's dreaming! He's seriously dreaming about someone! I smacked my forehead with the palm of my hand. Looking back at him, he was frenching and grabbing the air. I snorted and started to laugh. Shaking my head, I walk out of the room and towards the kitchen. Amano was already there and had eaten. I shook my head.
"Amano, patience is the key when it comes to swordmanship." I said to him. He nodded.
"What can I do today?" Amano asked. Well, I was going to go into town today to pick up some food. That and do some investigating on who Yahiko's girlfriend is.
"Hm...do about a hundred strokes and then have Shinta take you to the waterfall to practice your balence." I said to him and turned to go back to my room to get ready.
Later...
People gave me weird stares for carrying Shinta's katana. The little tooth girl ran up to me.
"Hey lady, my tooth growed in!" she annouced. I kneeled down and smiled at her.
"Really? Well that's good. Say, what's an adorable girl like you named?" I asked.
"Akamimi. What's your name?" Akamim asked.
"Kaoru. Say, you wouldn't happen to know anyone named Tae or Tsubame would you?" I asked. She glanced up in the air for a while, as if to think, the smiled.
"Yeah! They run the Akabeko!" She said and grabbed my hand, leadding me to the other side of town, where I had not been for a long time. She led me up to a big building with a big sign that read Akabeko. Uh...they didn't go out of business, they just moved. Mental smack to the forehead. Akamimi waved goobye and ran off to go play. I stepped inside and immediatly a mouth watering smell hit my nose.
"Excuse me, but could you please leave your sword outside?" I heard a timid voice ask. I turned around and saw someone I had not seen in years. Except, she was now a grown woman.
"Tsubame! It's good to see you!" I annouced and her face fell to one that was confused.
"Who are you ma'am?" she asked me.
"Uh...it's me, Kaoru. Where is Tae?" I asked her but her face was that of complete confusion.
"I'm right here." Tae annouced. I turned around and smiled at her. Her race fell to shock.
"Um...are you a break?" I asked and she nodded and lead me outside.
"Kaoru! I thought you were dead!" she exclaimed. I smiled at her. Someone else knew about my death. I'm feeling better all the time.
"Yeah well...whatever. Someone was in Yahiko's room yesterday and I was wondering..." I started but Tae's eyes lit up.
"Tsubame was at the dojo yesterday. So about this new additude you have..." she started.
"Uh...things have changed." was all I could say. She smiled. Tsubame poked her head out of the Akabeko.
"Miss Tae, we need you right now." Tsubame said and went back inside. Taae nodded at me and followed after the younger woman. I stood up and looked straight in front of me to see an officer with a sword in my face. What the!
"Ma'am, it is illegal to posess a sword in these streets." he annouced. I smirk at him and pulled it out.
"Really? It's the twentith year of the Meiji and you'd think people would know that by now. You might want to tell everyone that before they accidentally bring one into this town." I said to him, acting clueless. He furrowed his eyebrows.
"Ma'am, this is not the time to joke around. Please remove your sword from your person." he demanded. Instead, I balanced the handle on the tip of my finger.
"Oh, you mean this katana? See, you kept saying sword and I got confused." I mused. His face turned red from anger.
"Ma'am, you are under arrest for mocking a police officer!" he said and moved to a battle stance. A fight? Alright!
"You should have just said that to begin with and saved us both time." I said, moving to my own battle stance. He raised his sword and brought it down swiftly. I blocked and and twirled to the side. Taking a step back, I tapped him on the shoulder gently. He swung around and I ducked his sword. I jumped forward and headbutted his stomach. He fell to the ground. I stood up and put my katana away.
"Ma'am, you are under arrest for assaulting a police officer." I heard some one say from behind me. I turned around and saw twenty police men pointing guns at me. Shit.
OWARI
Nanakiyoda: I am in a very michievious mood today.
Tealraptor: Really?
Nanakiyoda: Yep.
Tealraptor: What caused this?
Nanakiyoda: I saw Queen of the Damned again.
BTW: This is becoming more of a comedy than I wanted it to be.
BTW: I'll fix this!
