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The following contains pairings of the slash variety. Which means basically, same sex relationships. OK? If you are freaked out by that sort of thing, run away and hide before purple elephants from the planet Winky-Dinky Frog Legs Sector 7 Alpha Beta Bits come and smash all homophobic- type peoples into tiny little dust particles.
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~ Pairing: Draco/Harry, the best kind.
~ POVS: varying, most in third person.
~ Time Period: Harry & Co. are just starting their 7th year, starting at summer vacation.
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A Menace to Society
Chapter One: Dance Break
Harry Potter was not a normal boy. He always knew he never was. But this, this took the cake. It proved, indefinitely, that he wasn't normal, even by wizarding standards. Hell, even by famous-for-defeating-very-annoying-and-evil-wizards standards. At least by his standards.
Harry Potter was gay.
And in love with the worst possible prospect, except possibly the dark lord himself.
Draco Malfoy.
How, where, and when? Harry thought grimly to himself, And more importantly, why?
For these questions, he had no answers. It just sort of happened over time. Once, in Care of Magical Creatures, he caught himself staring at Draco, in what he, at the time, perceived to be with malice. He caught himself doing it again in Potions. Then, when he realized that when he stared he was no longer thinking Damn, I hate that git, but instead was thinking Damn, that git has nice abs, he knew he was in trouble.
He knew he was gay. That wasn't the problem. He had known in the middle of the 5th year, and had came out to the entire school at the beginning of his 6th. Ron, Hermione, and the other Gryffindors took it surprisingly well, along with fair few Ravenclaws and Hufflepuffs. He would never forget the looks he got for a month after he came out, that was for sure. And still the Daily Prophet makes a big deal about it, even though he had been openly gay for nearly a year (At least in the wizarding world, telling the Dursleys he was gay would be like introducing yourself to Voldemort and saying, "Hello Voldie, I'm a Mudblood.).
After he came out of the proverbial closet, he had gone out with Seamus. Then after a month of uncomfortable kissing and groping, they agreed to call it quits. They still have remained good friends, and Seamus had gone on to pursue a happy relationship with Dean Thomas.
It was after he became single when Harry got bumped up to number two on the unofficial Hogwarts most shaggable list. Draco Malfoy was number one. So it really wasn't a surprise when he found Draco attractive, most of Hogwarts' female and gay population already wanted to get in his pants, so Harry knew that he would start to crush on him eventually. But what surprised him was during the end term of 6th year, when Harry started looking at him with more than lust. Instead, Harry looked at Draco with love.
Malfoy Draco, he thought, Why are you doing this to me?
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Harry Potter was through with thinking. The Dursleys were out, and he planned to have some fun, in order to take his mind off things.
Going downstairs, he saw a silvery- yellow vase his Aunt Petunia got at a local flea- market. It's the same color as Draco's hair he thought vaguely.
"This isn't working," He muttered to himself, "Maybe some music"
He turned on the radio in the living room, and fiddled with the tuner until he was listening to the top 50 for the day.
"And, thank you to Arillia, who gave us a generous donation for last Thursday's charity ball. Coming up next on Friday's top 50, is Number 16, Kylie Minogue with Can't Get You Out of my Head'"
This won't help at all, thought Harry.
But it was too late; the music was already playing
~I just can't get you out of my head,
Boy you're loving is all I think about.
I just can't get you out of my head
Boy, it's more then I dare to think about ~
Too true, too true thought Harry, who was beginning to bob his head and sway his hips to the music.
~ Every night, every day
Just to be there in your arms
Won't you stay, won't you lay?
Stay forever and ever and ever and ever
La La La ~
Throwing all caution to the wind, Harry began to dance about, while singing aloud to the lyrics, and using a rolling pin from the kitchen as his "Microphone."
~ I just can't get you out of my head,
Boy you're loving is all I think about.
I just can't get you out of my head
Boy, it's more then I dare to think about ~
Harry began to moonwalk, still singing very loudly
~ There's a dark secret in me
Don't leave me locked in your heart
Set me free, feel the need in me
Set me free
Stay forever and ever and ever and ever ~
"La La" Sang Harry, doing even more ridiculous dance moves. But by that time the music had stopped playing.
He whipped his head to the stereo, still in mid- dance pose, and there stood all three Dursleys, looking from shocked (Petunia) to outrageously angry (Vernon) to slightly amused (Dudley).
After a very uncomfortable silence, Dudley spoke up first-
"Poof," stated Dudley sagely.
"Heh heh heh I can explain this" said Harry turning a very charming shade of crimson.
To be continued (maybe)
Ending Notes- Hi! All right, let me get a few things clear
I'm American, so please forgive any non- Britishyness I offer in this fic. This was is my very first fic, so be kind when you review. Visit Kylie Minogue's website, which is where I got the lyrics to her song http://www.kylie.com/ I don't know if I'll continue, it all depends on my feedback. I am very aware that the title has nothing to do with the story, I just thought it sounded cool. REVIEW!