Meep! You see I have writer's block and so that disables me to write! I can't think of anything! Ummm…I seem to have lost my first chappie I dunno when the wedding will be…well forgive me! Hope you like this chap even though it sucks.
Chapter 3
With the wedding coming up on Valentines Day and it being only one week away from the wedding the titans were getting excited as well as worried about Speedy getting invited to the wedding.
"How can we stop him from going to the wedding?" asked Raven.
"Maybe he'll just forget," replied Beast Boy.
"Hello! In case y'all have forgotten he's obsessed with Star and is probably still jealous of Robin! I really doubt that he will forget the wedding!" pointed out Cyborg.
"Look, even if he does come we should get someone to guard him so he doesn't do anything crazy," said Robin.
"But won't that look a bit…I dunno…weird and paranoid? I mean if he got out of the asylum he should be safe enough. He might not even cause any trouble," said Raven, logically.
"Oh yeah I can just see that happening," replied Beast Boy sarcastically, "imagine what he'll be like when the Priest goes, 'If you have any objection to this marriage please speak now or forever hold your peace'. And then Speedy will be like, 'Starfire!' And then he'll whisk her away with a flourish of a cape and pull out an arrow and shoot it at Robin!"
The titans cringed at the thought.
"Friends, friends! I wish to seek your companionship!" called out Starfire from the hallway.
The titans darted their eyes back and forth looking for places to hide their papers in which they listed plans to stop Speedy from going to the wedding.
"Quick hide them!" whispered Robin.
The titans instantly shoved them in a very unhappy Beast Boy's mouth, desperate to find a hiding place.
The doors opened and out came Starfire, "Friends! I have returned from my room to get some more of the booty rest!" Starfire gestured at her boot.
"I think she means beauty rest!" said Robin, "Oh! Starfire! We're happy to see you again!"
"But Beast Boy does not look very happy!" said Starfire.
It was true as Beast Boy tried to smile but a corner of the paper stuck out.
"Beast Boy! What have you got in your mouth? Is that paper? Why would you eat paper? Is it a new 'fad' that you have here on earth?" asked Starfire, confused.
The titans shook their heads furiously.
"No no no! It's just Beast Boy! You know how ummm weird he is!" said Raven.
"Oh yes! I recall you saying once that he was indeed very weird!" nodded Starfire.
Beast Boy was about to retort Raven and Starfire when Cyborg clamped a hand over Beast Boy's mouth, "Well I guess Beast Boy should go to the toilet now as he's looking very squeamish!"
Cyborg and Beast Boy left the room. Raven followed them. A few seconds later a cry was heard, "I've got paper cuts all over my mouth! WAAAAHH!"
"Is Beast Boy going to be the OJ?" asked Starfire, concerned.
"Yeah. I'm sure he's gonna be Okn" replied Robin, laughing, nervously.
"Robin…I am not so sure if I am right but are you hiding something from me?" questioned Starfire.
"Well…" started Robin.
"Because I really want to have an honest relationship! We have shared together many secrets. For instance, remember how you told me that when you were 4 you were always afraid to go sit on a toilet because you always thought that there was a big hairy spider inside ready to bite you on the backside? And how about that time you had an imaginary friend named Mewy?" continued Starfire.
Robin blushed remembering his childish fears, "Well, Star, it's kinda difficult to tell you this but I was just wondering if you really did want to invite Speedy to our wedding?"
"Why of course! He is our friend!" replied Starfire.
"Oh, okay then," replied Robin.
"I know that you think he might take me away from you…but I could never let that happen! Remember? I love you and only you ((Oh no! I've grown mushy!))," reassured Starfire and giving his a tender kiss on the lips.
"Well…just be careful okay?"
Meanwhile…
A shadowed figure stood in an alleyway talking into a hidden communication device, "Master, I'm sorry. I can't get in! Those idiotic titans are still suspicious!"
"Well keep on trying dammit!" said a familiar voice.
"But…" started the first voice.
"I said keep on trying damn you! Do you know what I will do to you if you disobey me Speedy?" sneered the second voice.
"Yes I know, Master. I will keep on trying until I succeed the first part of the plan," replied Speedy.
Darn it! I can't think of anything! Well I hope you liked that sucky chap! Please review and tell me your thoughts abou it! And I can't really update as much because I can't be bothered…hehe sorry you guys! Well, don't forget to review!
Later days!
cherrisoda xoxo
