Raoul: Are we there yet?
Christine: Do you have to keep repeating that question? It's driving me mad!
Raoul: Well when are we going to get there? It's been like an hour!
Christine: We'll get there someday okay! Now shut up!
Raoul: But look! That's the same landmark we passed earlier!
Christine: (Looks out window) Oh it is!
Phantom: What! (Turns to driver) You're ripping us off! Get to the hotel immediately or I'll Punjab you!
Taxi Driver: Yes, I like Punjab too.
Phantom: You idiot! Don't you know what that means?
Taxi Driver: Yes, Punjab very good.
Phantom: Never mind.
Kurusawa HotelRaoul: Finally we're here!
Christine: Don't get too excited. We're only here to drop off luggage. (Hands him suitcases)
Raoul: This is heavy!
Christine: Fine, I'll give it to big strong Phantom.
Raoul: No, did I just say it was too heavy? I meant it was too light.
Christine: (sighs)
Phantom: (Pays the bellboy or w/e you call him) Ok, let's go to a restaurant.
Some Japanese RestaurantRaoul: (Looking at menu) How am I supposed to order? I don't know what this says!
Phantom: Well duh you twit, it's in Japanese! Who's paying for this anyways?
Christine: Raoul's going to pay for all of us.
Raoul: No way! I'm not paying for that bum!
Christine: You're gonna have to. I know where you're secret stash of very expensive hair products are, and I'm not afraid to dump them in the toilet!
Raoul: (Sweat drops appear on his forehead) Fine! You win this time!
Phantom: Oh, since Raoul's paying, I guess I'll have the most expensive dish on the menu.
Christine: That goes for me too.
Raoul: (Curses to himself) Fine then! I'll have the cheapest dish on the menu!
15 minutes later…
Raoul: Ew, what is this!
Christine: It looks like sushi.
Raoul: Sushi? What's sushi?
Phantom: Raw fish.
Raoul: Raw fish! I'm not eating raw fish!
Phantom: What's wrong with raw fish? I eat it all the time.
Raoul: Because it's raw and isn't cooked!
Christine: Come on Raoul, it's definitely not as bad as caviar and you eat that all the time.
Raoul: But that's different. I don't know what it is.
Phantom: Fish eggs.
Raoul: Fish eggs! All this time I've been eating fish eggs! (Places hand on stomach) I don't feel so good.
Phantom: God you're ridiculous! How can Christine put up with you?
Christine: I can't.
Phantom: You know what Raoul? (dumps half his noodles and rice into Raoul's dish) Here! Happy?
Raoul: (Stares at plate) Yes.
Phantom: good, now shut up.
Raoul: (obeys and eats quietly)
Tokyo MallChristine/Phantom/Raoul: (Stares up at the many floors above) Whoa…
Christine: I've never seen anything like this! Wow, Japan is advanced.
Raoul: Look! (Points at a light bulb) It lights up and yet it's not fire! (Touches it) Ouch! It burns, it burns!
Christine/Phantom: (Ignores him)
Christine: Oh, what cute clothes! I'm going in.
Phantom: Are you serious, look at those outfits, they show so much skin!
Christine: That's the best part about it! (Grabs all the skimpiest outfits she could find and goes into the dressing room. After trying the clothes she comes back out wearing a strapless top and a bright pink sparkly mini skirt) How do you like guys?
Raoul: Christine you're gorgeous!
Christine: Why thank you! How about you Phantom?
Phantom: (Turns away from her, his face flushed) No, that does not suit you.
Christine: Don't lie, I see you blushing!
Phantom: That's it! I'm going to another store! Meet you at the hotel! (Stamps off to iparty)
Raoul: This is sorta getting tiring watching you pick out clothes while I can't because I'll ruin my reputation.
Christine: You already have.
Raoul: That's not the point! I'm going to another store too! (Walks out of the store)
Hmph, there's no good stores around h…(Sees a store selling hair products) Yay! (Runs into the store and buys tons of pricey hair items)
That's the end for ch.2
What awaits for chapter 3- The hot Springs!
Oh, and about that cavire bit, I'm not too sure that caviar is fish eggs
