(Raoul and Phantom walk in)
Christine: Finally you're back! I've been waiting for like five minutes!
Phantom: That long, huh?
Christine: Well anyways, check this out!
Raoul: Whoa…What is it?
Christine: I'm not sure. Maybe it's a time machine.
Phantom: It's impossible to make a time machine. It's gotta be something else. Have you tried the buttons?
Raoul: Oh don't do that! You might get zapped off somewhere!
Phantom: Don't be ridiculous! Watch! (Presses button)
Christine/Raoul: Nooooooooo!
(TV turns on)
Phantom: See, nothing to be frightened about.
Christine: What does it do?
Phantom: It says movies. Hmm…
Raoul: (Picks up remote) And what's this?
Phantom: Let me see. (Grabs it from Raoul) It must belong to this black box.
Christine: Ooo! Look! It's that cover we saw earlier of us! Phantom of the Opera! Phantom, see if you can click it!
Phantom: I'll try. (Presses enter and starts the movie) There.
Raoul: Whoa, the pictures are moving! They're like moving photographs!
Christine: This looks much like the Paris Opera House. Strange.
Raoul: Did you hear that? They mentioned my name!
Phantom: They're talking about me too. This is just too creepy.
(Continues to watch making random comments)
Christine: That's so sad! Wow that Christine is so heartless leaving Phantom.
Phantom: So your saying you're heartless?
Christine: No, the Christine in the movie is.
Phantom: Well, you practically did the same thing to me.
Christine: Well…uh…Well I would of stayed with you if I knew how big of a fop Raoul was!
Raoul: Hey!
Phantom: Haha…fop…
Raoul: what's up with people calling me fop! Where in the movie does it say fop! Nowhere!
Phantom: It may not be literally in the movie, but it's definitely in the movie. It practically screams out fop every time you enter a scene!
Raoul: No it doesn't! Look at me, do I seem like a fop to you?
Christine/Phantom: Yes.
Raoul: You guys are so hurtful! Now I'm gonna give you stupid nicknames!
Phantom: Like what?
Raoul: Like…like…
Phantom: I'm waiting.
Raoul: Like Batman!
Phantom: Batman? Is that supposed to be insulting?
Christine: Isn't that a superhero?
Phantom: Superhero? Why I'm flattered you think of me as one, Raoul.
Raoul: (Curses to himself)
(Finishes the movie)
Phantom: How do they know so much about me? Everything that happened in my life is in this movie!
Christine: Me too, except for that sword fight.
Phantom: That scene sure frustrated me.
Raoul: What are you talking about? That was my favorite scene!
Phantom: There's no way you'd beat me at a sword fight! This Raoul is too good to be you.
Christine: I gotta agree with you on that. And since when could Raoul sing?
Raoul: I can too!
Phantom: Let's hear it then!
Raoul: (Tries to sing Patrick's part in 'All I Ask of You') Say you'll share with me SQUEEK!
Phantom/Christine: Hahaha!
Raoul: So what if I can't sing! I got better hair than both of you! (Goes into bathroom to try out new hair products)
Phantom: Well it's getting late, time to get some sleep.
Christine: Yeah, but I have to wait for the bathroom.
Phantom: It'll be morning till he gets out.
Christine: Ugh.
(After twenty minutes waiting for the bathroom…)
Raoul: (In a girlish tone) Ahhhhhhhhhh!
Christine: Wonder what happened.
Phantom: Hopefully something really bad.
(Raoul busts open the door)
Raoul: (Tears on face) Christine!
(Phantom and Christine laugh hysterically)
Raoul: It's not funny!
Phantom: Yes it is! And I've gotta say, the color suits you.
Raoul: No! Pink is for girls!
Phantom: That's why it's perfect for you. You should go out with Carlotta, seeing that she has that red hair color going on. Then it'll be red and pink!
Christine: That puts such a great picture in my mind!
Raoul: Stop making fun of me! (Sits on a bed with his head down and starts crying)
Christine: Well next time you'll know not to put stuff in your hair without reading the label!
Raoul: But (sniff) I (sniff) couldn't (sniff) read it.
Phantom: Well that's your problem. Now, although I love the fact that Raoul's hair is bright pink, I need to get some shut eye.
(Uses the bathroom and after comes out)
Christine: Okay, bed time! (Places her bed mat by Phantom)
Phantom: Let's try to keep this rating below R.
Christine: Fine! (Moves it a few feet away)
Phantom: Thank you. (Man…>
Raoul: (Already conked out and snoring loudly)
Phantom: How am I supposed to sleep with that racket!
Christine: You'll get used to it.
Raoul: (Starts rolling towards Phantom)
Phantom: (Rolls Raoul back on his bed mat) I think I'm gonna have to strap him down.
Christine: I brought some masking tape!
Phantom: What would ever possess you to bring that to Japan?
Christine: In situations like these. (Starts taping Raoul down) There.
Phantom: Good. (Climbs back into bed)
Raoul: (Breaks loose from tape and rolls toward Phantom)
Phantom: (Grabs a pillow and whacks Raoul on the head)
Raoul: What's the big idea!
Phantom: You are the most annoying sleeper ever!
Raoul: So what if I roll! I…
(Suddenly a shadow moved from behind the screen)
Raoul: Who's that?
Phantom: Just some guest in the other room.
Guest: I know where you live!
Raoul: You do?
Phantom: What?
Christine: Huh?
Guest: (Moving closer to the screen) Seven days!
Raoul: Till what?
Guest: RED RUM! RED RUM!
Christine: No we had enough of that, thank you.
Guest: (Starts to slide open the screen)
Raoul: It's opening the door! (Grabs Christine's hand) It's a ghost!
Christine: (Lifts her hand away from Raoul) ……
Phantom: (Punjab Lasso ready)
(Guest opens the screen…)
Phantom/Christine/Raoul: WHA!
Christine: Carlotta! What are you doing here?
Carlotta: (In Spanish accent) I don't know. First I'm in the opera house singing, next thing you know it I'm here, like poof!
Phantom: Just my luck, first Raoul now this!
Christine: And what were you saying earlier? Something about red rum.
Carlotta: That wasn't me. I heard too. I thought you had red rum.
Raoul: Maybe it could be that shadow in the screen behind us.
Phantom: What shadow? (Turns around and sees what appears to be a woman combing her hair)
Christine: Who is that? There's a hole in that screen. Raoul, go take a look.
Raoul: Why me?
Christine: You saw it first.
Raoul: fine! I'm not scared! (Goes across the room to peek in the hole) Eeeek! (Faints)
Phantom: Leave it to Raoul to faint.
Carlotta: Let me see, let me see! (Peeks in hole) Ahhh my eyes my eyes!
Christine: What? (Goes over to look) OMG!
Phantom: (Goes to look too) AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Phantom: It's…It's…
Suspense
must
keep
you
in
suspense
please
ignore
this
it's
not
part
of
story
but
must
keep
you
in
suspense
The
person
behind
the
screen
is...
is...
MICHAEL JACKSON!
Michael Jackson: Hey, that's me! (Moonwalks out of scene, AKA: The Michael Jackson dance)
The End
Sorry for the most randomest ending in the world. It was in my other story and I just had to add it here, no offense Michael Jackson. I don't really know how the Phantom knows Michael Jackson's name. Oh well.
And as for constantly making fun of Raoul…No I'm not a Raoul hater so ya know. But it's just so fun making fun of him! Sorry man.
Oh ya, and that comment about Gerry's singing…I like his singing, so no offense Gerry, it just makes sense to have the Phantom sing better.
I'm not sure if I'll make another chapter for this. I'm thinking of making Erik write in his diary about what else happened during the trip of Japan. That'll probably be the real ending.
