A/N: I be writing this on: 7th November. Fwee… Remember I may not be able to answer reviews, but you should still send them, because I will still be reading them… Pah, it seems I, stupidly, forgot to put this in doc manager… And so, wasn't able to put it up…
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Disclaimer: I don't own DBZ… I do however own DB and DBGT… I swear! No really… Ok fine, I don't anything related to Dragon Ball Z except my fanfic stories. :D
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Paralex
Chapter 3:
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The balls all floated happily in the midst of the void, showing every colour possible except two, purple and lavender. There were billions of them; one would occasionally disintegrate only for it to be reformed as a new ball. However there were no remains of purple and lavender, and no new balls formed which were these two colours. It was as if rather then being destroyed it had simply vanished.
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"My story is relatively simple; I was born on Earth, and am starting to doubt my sanity. My parents were and still are Goku and Chi-chi, I have lived my life peacefully ever since my birth and had been schooled at home till I was about sixteen. I don't know who this 'Radditz' person is. I was then sent to school, to meet some friends as I was already the smartest person in the world, smarter than even Bulma, (a fact she took with happiness rather then disappointment). I met my Videl a few days before I started school, at Orange City Park, where I had taken my brother after I had gone shopping. I had been catching up on homework given by my mother, but it was more just to keep my mind in shape. My brother had gone amuck and she pulled down my papers and aske—"
"Ok, ok, we don't need to hear the details; you met her in the park and eventually became a bloody 'couple', right? I'm assuming you haven't banged her yet, seeing how pure you are."
The other two Gohan's and the 'nice' Videl were gaping at his blatant rudeness…
"Umm… Yeah…"
"So what do we call her and my mate, and that wuss who's never seen a battle in his life, and what's YOUR story, host boy."
"We'll get to me eventually… First we need to name everyone so far."
"Well I guess at should be called what they called me at school… 'Slayer'"
"Why the hell was a weak fool like you named Slayer?!"
"It is because I got 'Videl Satan' as my girlfriend, her name being 'Satan' though I don't see how she could be evil at all."
Videl smiled at her boyfriend's comment.
"Your school friends are idiots…" Inekari grimaced at the awful nick name.
"My alternate name would be Akki (1), even though I am human, being the mate of a stubborn saiyan has given me a saiyago name, though we both use our original names usually." Akki spoke out for the first time in a while.
"Umm, I don't know what these 'saiyan's' are, but Gohan, I mean Slayer always called me Sundara. It's Hindi for beautiful. You could just call me Dara though…"
"Dara it is…"
"Damn, I can't believe that fool is me! He is so… full of emotion, and he shows it freely, any warrior could kill him for it. You only show emotion privately, it is the warrior's way. Anger, battle rage, disgust, is the only emotion one should show freely, never show weakness, never show how you feel towards your friends, they will take advantage, never show sadness, they will utilize it against you. It is not saiyan-like"
"But I am not a warrior, or a saiyan…"
Inekari laughed loudly, "No matter which 'Gohan' you are-, you will always be a Saiyan; that is something I am sure of. This one accepts it, he has warrior blood through his veins. He is however not a true warrior, this one shows emotion… Anyway it is your turn to tell the story…"
"Ok, but, if you two see any other Videl stay away, I don't want her to find out about my secrets…"
Inekari burst into a laughing fit.
"Even the 'Slayer' established his bond before you did, maybe you are more pathetic then I thought. Ever realised that you have a special attraction to her at times?"
Gohan blushed a deep red.
"Hey! It doesn't matter, what I feel about her, she doesn't feel the same about me!"
"Hmph, my experience with the bond shows otherwise clone, humans are similar enough to saiyan's to realise a soul mate, so if your saiyan instinct suggests her to be your mate, it is a shared bond."
"Well what would you know! You've only seen the bond between saiyan and human once, and that was between you and 'Akki'" Inekari frowned.
"Despite how weak you are, you are correct, I have only seen this in action once…"
Gohan immediately felt guilty…
"I'm sorry, I shouldn't have spoken in such anger…"
"Shut up! You should not show weakness, even if you are wrong to do what you did, but you were right, I cannot clarify what I said as fact."
Gohan suddenly heard the front door open and close…
"Goohan!"
"Oh no…"
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1: If memory serves me correct, Akki means 'Devil/Evil Spirit/Demon etc'
A/N: Well that's the end of that chapter… Fwee… Remember review… And is it just me, or am I getting less and less reviews per chapter… I take it that means my story is getting worse, not better… If so, suggestions are always welcome… Please review, even if you hate it, just tell me why you hate it.
