Ch2: Kitty's Confession
Mr. Walker and Kitty Walker are walking back from the valley to their house. When they are behind the house, Kitty speaks up.
Kitty: Father?
Mr. Walker: Yes, Kitty?
Kitty: I am in love! I wish to marry!
Mr. Walker: WHAT?
Kitty: Can I have your blessing?
At this point, Mr. Walker's sleep deprivation kicked in.
Mr. Walker: (snores)
Kitty elbows him roughly in the side, sending him into the back door of the nearest house. It opens, and there is an old couple playing backgammon with lemmings. They seemed to be having much trouble doing this, as the lemmings kept wanting to jump off of the table. The couple dumped a bucket of water on Mr. Walker to wake him up. Another wave of water clashes down on him from off screen.
Mr. Walker: Blast it, I'm already awake!
Will Turner: That was for the smell.
M. Night Shyamalan: Get off the set, pretty boy!
Will Turner: Sorry. (He swings away on a rope as a loud burst of POTC music plays.)
Kitty: May I have your blessing?
Mr. Walker: Who is the young lad?
Kitty: Joaquin Phoenix! I mean... um...
M. Night Shyamalan: Lucius Hunt!
Kitty: Lucius Hu- wait a minute. What the heck kind of name is Lucius?
M. Night Shyamalan: Shut up!
Kitty: Okay! Fine... Well, yes daddy. It's Lucius Hunt.
Once again, Mr. Walker falls asleep. Kitty punches him.
Mr. Walker: Ooh! How! When! Where! Why! Oh. It's just you. Sorry. What were we talking about?
Kitty: LUCIUS HUNT! DO I HAVE YOUR BLESSING!
Mr. Walker: Yeah okay sure fine why not.
Kitty: Thank you daddy.
The scene fades to see Lucius Hunt sharpening a knife on a whetstone. Enter Kitty.
Kitty: I know you don't know who the heck I am, but I've been stalking you from afar.
Lucius: (stares at Kitty)
Kitty: We should randomly repeat words at the top of our lungs and be glad! Thank you! Thank you! THANK YOU!
Lucius: (has a weird expression on his face that looked like something between nausea and embarrassment.)
Kitty: Thank you...?
Scene changes to show Kitty sobbing uncontrollably into a pillow being sung the Matrix lobby theme by some blind chick whose name will not be revealed until I can remember what it is.
