A/N: Well it seems as if everyone ignored my rant last week… Thanks very much to those who did review; Saiyan God, Brutal2003, and Trugeta. Just a note I thought I might add, I hate QE (Quick Edit). Oh yes and if your willing to destroy your mind read 'Killer of Minds: Chaos', don't bother reviewing if you don't want to, it's for purely enjoyment sake (seeing as I had so much fun writing it.)

Well I think I might finally bring the 'real' Videl into this chapter… I'll see how things go…


Saiyan God: Thanks for the review. I'd have to agree with you about the whole DBZ chars ending up at school with Gohan at some time or the other… You are also right about me needing a plot twist somewhere... Anyway the pic is coming your way, I'm sorry I forgot, but I've had a hectic week, with the two English assignments I had, and the loads of homework.

Brutal2003: Heh, I'm sorry, I think you need to see Inekari and Vegeta argue, or at least Vegeta being annoyed, I'll probably fit it in somewhere. Thanks for your review

Trugeta: Thank you for the suggestions, and also for the advertising a while back, and I honestly forgot about Chi-chi finding out, and as for the demonic duo, we'll see… Because not even I right now will know what'll happen P, not the sign of a good writer.


Disclaimer: I obey no laws of man!


Xequar Universe: Where 'Evil' Gohan and Videl came from. This is the universe where Radditz successfully kidnapped Gohan, and where Videl's parents were killed by Cell. Gohan is the strongest warrior in the galaxy due to his tough upbringing and Saiyan heritage. Videl has become the strongest female warrior in the galaxy, due to her tough past, and training under Gohan.

Malian Universe: Where 'Normal' Gohan and Videl reside. This is the universe where Radditz failed in kidnapping Gohan, and where Videl's father was credited with defeating Cell. Gohan is the strongest warrior on earth (His status in the galaxy is unknown) while Videl is the second strongest female warrior on Earth (After 18) (Her status in the galaxy is unknown as well)

Alirey Universe: Where 'Nice' Gohan and Videl came from. This is the universe where Radditz did not even reach earth (Unknown reasons), and where Gohan lived in ignorance of his own heritage, and where Videl's father never versed Cell (As he never existed). Gohan knows basic martial arts, while Videl also knows basic martial arts because of their parents.


'Evil' Gohan - Inekari
'Evil' Videl – Akki

'Normal' Gohan - Gohan
'Normal' Videl – Videl

'Nice' Gohan - Slayer
'Nice' Videl- Dara


Paralex

Chapter 6


Vegeta was walking away from the lush forest grumbling, annoyed.

Flashback

"Power up to your fullest brat!"

"But prince, I don-"

"That's an order boy!"

"Yes… Prince…"

End Flashback

Now there were two brats who could beat him, the only thing more humiliating would be if his son could beat him, or even worse, that 'Slayer' idiot.

"Uh hey Vegeta…"

Vegeta looked at the weak brat in scorn.

"What you ignorant child!"

Slayer gulped in fear… He was positively scared of this man, perhaps as much as his mother.

"Umm… Uhh, you see I want to err-"

"Spit it out fool!"

"I wanna know what a Saiyan is!" Slayer said rapidly.

"What! You don't know what the fuck a Saiyan is?"

"Uhh, no should I?"

"…Your universe sucks brat."


"Ok so they won't find out till tomorrow right?"

"That's right Goten… This way I can't be blamed… Err I mean we…"

Goten, missing the slip up, expressed his enthusiasm. "Cool! You always think ahead Trunks. You're such a great friend"

Trunks just murmured incoherently.

"What was that Trunks?"

"Ok, since you'll be here you will have to do most of it. So we'll pretend to be…"

Their voices faded into small whispers, while the planned the great evil.


"I think it's about time we left Chi-chi, the boys are asleep and it's late."

"Not all of the boys… Unfortunately… Maybe I could wake up and this would all have been a horrible nightmare…"

"You can try you like, but somehow I don't think it will happen."

"Shut up Inekari, dreams can come true..."

"Not those dreams."

Gohan just stared at Inekari with an annoyed expression.


Saturday morning approached, the sun was shining, the grass was growing and the bees were buzzing, only to be interrupted by five screams.

Chi-chi had forced them all into the same room last night and was glaring at the three Gohan's and two Videl's.

Another annoying flashback

Gohan awoke feeling something was wrong. Nevertheless he got off his bed, and his foot went down toward the floor. He got out of his bed thinking the floor felt especially unusual today, and stood up. He slipped backward off the soap that was placed there, and heard four other muffled shouts of surprise before he was swamped with bodies.

Suddenly he felt the real floor, thinking it was decidedly hot, before he realized it was burning him, in a yelp of pain he tried to get up and go back to his safe bed, only to fall back again, this time on top of someone. This continuous tumble of bodies happened for a few minutes before they were raised off the ground. It seemed as if the rope tying them together (which was now knotted up) was also connected to the ceiling fan, the (what Gohan decided) fan was decidedly strong seeing as it could carry four people in the air. They swung in a semi-circle for a moment before being smashed into a pool of brown, the rope snapped and their whole bodies went into the tub of mud.

Gohan weakly looked out of the tub of mud and screamed, at the same time as the other four.

End flashback

The four were still in the tub staring upward into a conveniently (cough) placed mirror. After Chi-chi demanded them to get cleaned up…


"I'm just wondering how we didn't notice." said the astonished (and now clean) Gohan. "I mean it was a network of ropes, a tub of mud and a mirror on the ceiling, how did we not see?"

"I'm amazed we lived…"

"I'm going to blast the person who did this…"

Goten was still giggling at the photo's he took of the mud covered Gohans' and Videls'. He pointed at his four 'siblings'.

"You guys scream funny!" he said, fits of laughter overcoming him again.

"I did not scream…" said Akki

"We did not scream…" sad Gohan, Inekari and Slayer

"I screamed…" said Dara with a blank look.

"Goten! Come here…"

"Yes mum?"

"You're having no food today mister! If I see you come near the kitchen, there'll be a frying pan waiting for you!"

Goten looked untroubled, and was trying to remember what Trunks told him to say.

"I didn't do this Aunt-Chi- I mean mum," He said innocently "I was sleeping, and Trunks and I fell asleep before the Gohans and my sisters."

Chi-chi looked at Goten suspiciously knowing that something was up.

"If I found out you did this Goten! It's two months of no sugar or sweet foods."

Goten was sweating nervously… "Yes mum…"


The rest of the weekend passed with out too much consequence. Goten was begging with Trunks to come up with an idea, while even Trunks was scared knowing that if they were found out, he'd be dead too. Gohan endured much torture, and one time he heard Inekari speak to Chi-chi he snapped temporarily.

"WHY DO YOU HAVE TO BE NICE TO EVERYONE BUT ME?"

He was given a prompt reply with a smack of the frying pan. Monday soon approached and Gohan was dreading school.


Gohan and family were all eating their breakfast contently when Chi-chi realized something…

"If Inekari's wife looks the same as Dara, doesn't that mean that…"

Gohan realized what his mother was saying with horror, and quickly ran out of the house for school.

"Byemum school Ihavetogo byeeeee."

"Gohan's wife is going to be…"

As Gohan was flying away from the house as fast as he could he heard a shout of happiness.

"GRANDBABIES!"


Gohan arrived at school, early, and puffed. Both unusual for him…

"Since when do you ever get to school early weakling?"

"Since now Sharpener, shut up…"

Gohan was too tired to realise his slip up, while Sharpener, Videl and Erasa all looked at him shocked. Gohan looked up at their faces for a moment before saying

"Wha-? Oh right…" It seemed as if Inekari was rubbing off on him a bit too much.

"Sorry Sharpener, I'm just tired and cranky…"

"Y-Yeah whatever man."

Gohan sat down in his seat, just as the bell went. The teacher came in and started talking, it all faded away in Gohan's mind as he started sleeping… He was soon awoken by Videl, who handed him a note.

'Gohan, I need some help with umm…uhh… Math? Could I come over to your place and you could help me?'

Gohan was wondering why she wrote down the 'umm… uhh' in a note before replying with a

'I don't think so Videl… My house is sort of…cluttered right now.'

'Pleeease Gohan?'

Gohan melted when he looked at her face after he gave her the last note, 'I mean, she never smiles at me…' and wrote a reluctant

'Yes, Ok…'

Videl congratulated herself at the surely fool proof plan to find out Gohan's secrets. Her eyes narrowed, in slight anger…

She hated secrets…


A/N: Well I got Videl in this chapter, aren't you happy? Sorry for the delay… Don't hope for another update this weekend… I've got a bit of study to do… (Since I did veeery badly last year, I have to study like 6 hours for even small tests…) Overall I like this chapter, and I didn't think the prank was too bad… I was remembering 'Home Alone' at the time… :D Well since last time's rant seemed to do nothing to convince any of you, I'm not even going to bother this time… Just a typical-

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