A/N: Well… Not much to say… Thanks for all the reviews, and damn all those who didn't P, Nah, thanks for reading, and an even larger thanks for reviewing. Well Videl is finally in the story, Yaaay.
Oh yes, read Killer of Minds, only Aragorn has reviewed (thanks heaps!). I'm really sorry for having not updated, and I have no excuses. I just didn't feel up to it… Well here's a chapter
Brutal2003: Err… You're welcome? I take it your thanking me for Videl finally being in the story?
Aragorn566: Ahh, the floaty orb thingy's… Well it's a difficult concept, and I probably should explain how they work… But not yet… And damn I hate quickedit...
Saiyan God: I am very, very sorry about the picture, I know it's a pitiful excuse but when I tried attaching it, none of my emails accepted it. However it is on my website (I'm not sure if this'll show) . The one titled 'Budding' in the Gallery. And thanks for the compliment; its comments like those which make me really want to write.
Miss Apple DBZ: Thanks a lot; this review brought me back to writing this story… I don't quite get what you mean though, by the split personality thing… This is of three Gohan's and Videls all from alternate universe stuck in the same universe. That universe being the Gohan from the DBZ series' universe… If this is what you mean, read the descriptions of the universe below.
Disclaimer: Fine! I don't own DBZ… But I won't admit it!
Xequar Universe: Where 'Evil' Gohan and Videl came from. This is the universe where Radditz successfully kidnapped Gohan, and where Videl's parents were killed by Cell. Gohan is the strongest warrior in the galaxy due to his tough upbringing and Saiyan heritage. Videl has become the strongest female warrior in the galaxy, due to her tough past, and training under Gohan.
Malian Universe: Where 'Normal' Gohan and Videl reside. This is the universe where Radditz failed in kidnapping Gohan, and where Videl's father was credited with defeating Cell. Gohan is the strongest warrior on earth (His status in the galaxy is unknown) while Videl is the second strongest female warrior on Earth (After 18) (Her status in the galaxy is unknown as well)
Alirey Universe: Where 'Nice' Gohan and Videl came from. This is the universe where Radditz did not even reach earth (Unknown reasons), and where Gohan lived in ignorance of his own heritage, and where Videl's father never versed Cell (As he never existed). Gohan knows basic martial arts, while Videl also knows basic martial arts because of their parents.
'Evil' Gohan - Inekari
'Evil' Videl – Akki
'Normal' Gohan - Gohan
'Normal' Videl – Videl
'Nice' Gohan - Slayer
'Nice' Videl- Dara
Paralex
Chapter 8: Luckless
'You idiot, you idiot, you idiot…" Gohan was cursing himself over and over again, in silence. He just realised the stupid thing he had just done… He, Gohan, in all his supposed intelligence, had let Videl come over to his house… There were many problems with this situation, which Gohan, of course, only realised afterward. One being, there was much evidence in his home proving that he was the gold fighter and saiyaman, two: There were a lot of things that showed that he knew the richest and smartest person in the world. And finally… There were two clones of him, and two clones of her living in his house at this moment.
Gohan groaned, he just remembered something else… His mother lived in that house… 'Oh no'
Erasa had just finished her lunchtime make up session, and so as usual, she was late out to eat lunch… It wasn't like she ate much anyway, and so she found it fairly unusual when she saw Gohan with his fists clenched and mouthing the words 'You Idiot'.
"Who's an idiot Gohan?"
"Huh? Oh, no-one Erasa…"
"Yah, sure Gohan, because y'know these kinda things can be cured if you wear clothes which suit you…"
Gohan looked at Erasa with confusion…
"What? Where do you get your information from, how can clothes affect your mood?"
"No! The Gideon clothes magazine is very reliable!"
Gohan looked back at Erasa with a cynical expression.
"Let me guess, the clothes which suit me are from the Gideon clothes line?"
"How did you know?"
"Just call it a guess…"
"Wow! You should become an astrologer, in fact! Mine has a school, you just have to pay 50 bucks to enter, and she told us to send anyone with talent. And you seem like you have great talent, with all that guessing and all."
Erasa looked around, and saw Gohan walking down the corridor toward the schools field.
"Hey, Gohan! Wait up, I need to eat too! It's hard to tell though isn't it? It doesn't show on my figure…"
Gohan flew home as quickly as he could before Videl could get there… He needed to warn his family, and semi-family to be quiet or hide. He smashed through the door, puffing hard (he made sure to wipe his feet before entering though.)
"Uh, (puff), mum can (puff) you get (puff) everyone into this (puff) room, its important (puff, puff, puff)."
"Not another monster is it! You're not going to fight, I demand you not to fight! You're going to fight anyway, Noooo, My baaabies!"
Gohan just stared at his mother in confusion…
"There's a fight? Good! It's been a long time since I've had a good spar, I need to train, and there's no where to bloody do it!"
"I will aid my husband in battle! And then we will celebrate after our victory!" Akki smirked suggestively at her husband
"Oh no, not a fight, everyone will be hurt!"
"Don't worry dear; I'm sure the danger will be over quickly."
"Yaaaaay! Fighting time!"
Gohan just watched as this all played out, extremely confused…
"NO! There isn't a fight, man, you people are weird, no, Videl's coming over, and I need to tell you not to…" Gohan heard knocking at the door, he quickly stuffed Inekari, Dara, Chi-chi, Akki, Slayer and Goten all into the cupboard which was conveniently placed behind them, and then quickly ran to the door.
"Hey Videel!"
"Hello Gohan" Videl looked suspiciously at Gohan and peeked in a bit looking around.
"Uh, Come in Videl, sit down, you want something to drink…"
"Yeah, why not..."
"He's such a gentlemen, my son is going to have grandbabies in no time!"
"Mother, please, he's acting so un-saiyan, where all his strength, his power, the idiot is hiding it!"
"I think he's doing it perfectly! But he doesn't compare to my husband!"
"You kidding? Your husband is even worse then that fool out there! My husband is the best by far!"
"No way! My husband is gentlemanly, he's polite, he's intelligent, yours, yours is all 'I'm so Macho'."
Slayer looked at his wife in shock, and felt somewhat good about it, his wife felt so much for him!
"Yours has no strength no passion! He's a weakling, mine is the essence of power! Of strength!"
"You're both wrong! My son is the best off all the men in this closet and this household! He is strong and polite!"
"No you're wrong!"
"No you-"
"No both of-"
Inekari and Slayer watched on in embarrassment and pride as the three women fought it out… In the closet. Goten was just amazed his mother could fight.
"Did I hear something?"
Gohan quickly rushed to the closet standing in front of it, stopping it from blasting open. Was that heat he felt on his back? Ki balls?
"Uh, no?..."
Videl just looked at him suspiciously… "Err? Could you tell me where the bathroom is?"
Gohan looked like he was doing constant pelvic thrusts, spread eagled against the closet door.
"Uh (clang!) upstairs (bang!) first on (BOOM!) the... ugh (shriek) left."
"Ok… I'll just be going there now…"
A few moments after she was gone, Gohan relieved stepped away from the closet door. The three women spilled out of the closet, while the two men and boy were still watching…
"No mine is better!"
"Ugh guys, and umm mum?"
The three women looked up at him, their hands entangles in each others various pieces of clothing or hair.
"Could you guys sort of keep quiet, Videl is here and you guys need to stay out of it… I mean how would she react if she saw two clones of herself?"
"You dealed with it pretty well…"
"Well, Slayer, I'm the guy who was abandoned in a forest at the age of four…"
"You were abandoned at the age of four?"
"You think a guy who's even smarter than Bulma would listen to a story…"
"Heeey!"
"Just, please be quiet I sorta need to teach Videl Math…"
Gohan ran up the stairs to reach his clones girlfriends clone also known as Videl. Akki watched him go up the stairs before realizing that her husband was smirking at her.
"Don't smirk at me; I was just proving that you were the better man."
Inekari's smirk grew…
"And while you are an idiot, you do look OK…"
His smirk just grew more…
"OK Fine! You are hot, and I love you!"
"That's better…"
"I thought you were against public displays of affection?"
"The weak idiot is rubbing off on me…"
Videl was just washing her hands and thinking about the paradox of Gohan (1), he seemed like a nice guy, but she knew something was up… 'Was that some kind of sexual advance or something? Pelvic thrusts on a door? Gohan's not like that, he sure is weird though…'
She dried her hands on the towel and walked out.
"Hey Videl!"
Videl looked at Gohan strangely for what seemed the fiftieth time today…
"Are you stalking me or something Gohan?"
"What are you talking about?"
She motioned to the bathroom behind her…
"Heh-heh, no, It was coincidence, I promise… Come on, let's go to my room, did you bring any books?"
"Please say no, please say no, please say no…" (2)
"Nah, but I did leave my pencil case in my bag downstairs… I'll just go-"
"Don't worry about it, you can use mine."
"But they're only downstairs, it's really no prob-"
"Really, there's no reason to go downstairs! You can use mine no prob…"
"Riight, ok Gohan…"
"So… What are your problems in Math?"
"Err…" 'I really should have planned ahead for this… I'm sure I can steer the conversation away from this…'
"Well?"
"Hey, the weather around here is really nice, is this typical mountain weather?…" 'That's gotta steer the conversation away, I mean Gohan is a bit thick headed.'
"Yeah, now back to Math…"
"Ugh... What music do you like Gohan?" 'Come on, this has to work.'
"Depends on my mood, now for Math…"
"Umm…" Videl looked around the room, and saw something that really caught her eye… "Gohan? How long have you been doing Martial Arts?"
"Uh I don't do martial-"
Gohan saw what Videl was staring at… His gi… After all this, he revealed himself… He was about to spill before he realised he could cover it up.
"-arts much, I started after I saw it would be useful to learn." 'Yes! Rock solid!'
"Uh-huh… That doesn't explain the picture of you and Son Goku fighting stuck to your wardrobe door…"
'Shit… I've been found out… Nothing could make this worse…"
"GOOHAAN! Where the fuck is the salt! I'm bloody starving, and your mum needs the bloody salt to cook!"
Gohan smacked his forehead in frustration…
'Of course something could go worse! After all, I am Son, bloody, Gohan…'
(1): Remember? In the first chapter Gohan said the same thing about Videl!
(2): He doesn't want to let her go downstairs; after all, all the clones are down there.
A/N: A longer chapter then usual to make up a tiny bit for my long absence… Sorry y'all…
