Disclaimer: You all know the routine… I say, "I don't own the right to Star
Craft and that I don't own any blizzard themes" Then you don't bother to
read the disclaimer and you move straight to the story… (Your lose…)
Hey readers! Hyper Guyver again. Because you all sent be such great supporting reviews. I'm bringing you another interview. But I would have wrote another even if you did flame me… I say this just to implicate one certain reader who reviewed my second chapter and said it sucked (even if he/she was right…). But anyway… sorry I haven't updated in a while, been so busy with Final Exams I haven't been able to get anything done. But now they're finally over, and school is out (one year down, three to go). But anyway on to the story…
Hyper Guyver: Hey everyone! Here today is the Protoss worrier…Praetor Fenix!
Fenix: Hello Hyper Guyver.
Hyper Guyver: Hello, well… lets get started… for starters… WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING ALIVE?! And… and… are you in your zealot form?!
Fenix: Oh… uh… yeah, about that… you see… back in the first Star Craft… I didn't actually get killed.
Hyper Guyver: You didn't? Then why did you need the Dragoon body?
Fenix: Uh… Well… I… I…
Hyper Guyver: Well?
Fenix: I… I just don't like walking.
Hyper Guyver: Huh?
Fenix: I faked getting killed in the first game so I could ride around in a Dragoon body.
Hyper Guyver: That's pretty pathetic…
Fenix: I know, but it also explains why I'm still alive. When Kerrigan's forces attacked me, it just destroyed the dragoon body.
Hyper Guyver: Wow, what did you do next?
Fenix: The only respectable thing a Protoss worrier could do… I said the line from that car repair commercial "Uh oh, better get Maico!"
Hyper Guyver:…
Fenix: Uh… anyways… What else do you want to know?
Hyper Guyver: Yeah, Uh… Do I dare ask about your plans for the future?
Fenix: You want to know?
Hyper Guyver: The way these interviews have been going, I think I'll have to say no.
Fenix: Oh well… I'm going to tell you anyways.
Hyper Guyver: Oh… Joy… (Eye roll)
Fenix: Since I've been killed, they don't need me in the Star Craft series. So I think I'll take of travel tour around the world.
Hyper Guyver: Really? Finally a NORMAL, civilized answer-
Fenix: Yep, A tour around the world to have sex with a women from every single country.
Hyper Guyver: I stand corrected...
Fenix: I think I'll start with… Italy… Mmmmh… Italians…
Hyper Guyver: Oh… dear… god…
Fenix:…
Hyper Guyver: Fenix…
Fenix:…
Hyper Guyver: Fenix?
Fenix:…
Hyper Guyver: FENIX!
Fenix: Huh? Oh sorry I was in my little fantasy world again…
Hyper Guyver: Please for the love of god, don't mention Italians ever again.
Fenix: Italians… (drooooooooooooooooooooooooooool)
Hyper Guyver: Damn, I'm starting to think Kerrigan picked the wrong guy to be her little sex toy.
Fenix:(droooooooooooooooooooooool) Huh? Kerrigan? Damn! That's one hot number…
Hyper Guyver: Oh god…
Fenix: Mmmmmh Kerrigan… (droooooooooool)
Hyper Guyver: W-wait… how the hell can you be drooling? You don't even have a mouth!
Fenix: Uh… I don't know. You're the one who's writing this thing…
Hyper Guyver: I am? DAMN! Lets see here… delete button… delete button…
Fenix: So don't blame me for you're inability to write a coherent story….
Hyper Guyver: SHUT UP!
Fenix: So anyways… When I get to Italy I'm going to-
Hyper Guyver: Stop! Stop! STOP! Fenix… let me make this very clear to you… THIS IS NOT NC-17!!!!
Fenix: Oh… uh… Sorry… heh… heh…
Hyper Guyver: Jeeze… Don't you think or do anything else other than sex?
Fenix: I used to hang out with Raynor, but since he's become Kerrigan's little plaything (Lucky bastard) I don't have anything else to do.
Hyper Guyver: (Sigh) Fine… well I guess that's it… Stay tuned next time when I interview Edmund Duke. So… Until next time, good day and good-
Fenix: Mmmmmmh Italians….
Hyper Guyver: STOP THAT! Anyways good day and good night!
Fenix: Mmmmmmh… I think I'll go start that world tour…
(Fenix rushes out the door)
Hyper Guyver: (Shudder) This is going to be a loooooooooong week…
Note to Book-Master: Sorry to say… But I prefer not to merge our stories. I'm okay with you using characters I've already interviewed and using the fact that I've interviewed them as part of your story but other than that I rather keep my story my own.
Hey readers! Hyper Guyver again. Because you all sent be such great supporting reviews. I'm bringing you another interview. But I would have wrote another even if you did flame me… I say this just to implicate one certain reader who reviewed my second chapter and said it sucked (even if he/she was right…). But anyway… sorry I haven't updated in a while, been so busy with Final Exams I haven't been able to get anything done. But now they're finally over, and school is out (one year down, three to go). But anyway on to the story…
Hyper Guyver: Hey everyone! Here today is the Protoss worrier…Praetor Fenix!
Fenix: Hello Hyper Guyver.
Hyper Guyver: Hello, well… lets get started… for starters… WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING ALIVE?! And… and… are you in your zealot form?!
Fenix: Oh… uh… yeah, about that… you see… back in the first Star Craft… I didn't actually get killed.
Hyper Guyver: You didn't? Then why did you need the Dragoon body?
Fenix: Uh… Well… I… I…
Hyper Guyver: Well?
Fenix: I… I just don't like walking.
Hyper Guyver: Huh?
Fenix: I faked getting killed in the first game so I could ride around in a Dragoon body.
Hyper Guyver: That's pretty pathetic…
Fenix: I know, but it also explains why I'm still alive. When Kerrigan's forces attacked me, it just destroyed the dragoon body.
Hyper Guyver: Wow, what did you do next?
Fenix: The only respectable thing a Protoss worrier could do… I said the line from that car repair commercial "Uh oh, better get Maico!"
Hyper Guyver:…
Fenix: Uh… anyways… What else do you want to know?
Hyper Guyver: Yeah, Uh… Do I dare ask about your plans for the future?
Fenix: You want to know?
Hyper Guyver: The way these interviews have been going, I think I'll have to say no.
Fenix: Oh well… I'm going to tell you anyways.
Hyper Guyver: Oh… Joy… (Eye roll)
Fenix: Since I've been killed, they don't need me in the Star Craft series. So I think I'll take of travel tour around the world.
Hyper Guyver: Really? Finally a NORMAL, civilized answer-
Fenix: Yep, A tour around the world to have sex with a women from every single country.
Hyper Guyver: I stand corrected...
Fenix: I think I'll start with… Italy… Mmmmh… Italians…
Hyper Guyver: Oh… dear… god…
Fenix:…
Hyper Guyver: Fenix…
Fenix:…
Hyper Guyver: Fenix?
Fenix:…
Hyper Guyver: FENIX!
Fenix: Huh? Oh sorry I was in my little fantasy world again…
Hyper Guyver: Please for the love of god, don't mention Italians ever again.
Fenix: Italians… (drooooooooooooooooooooooooooool)
Hyper Guyver: Damn, I'm starting to think Kerrigan picked the wrong guy to be her little sex toy.
Fenix:(droooooooooooooooooooooool) Huh? Kerrigan? Damn! That's one hot number…
Hyper Guyver: Oh god…
Fenix: Mmmmmh Kerrigan… (droooooooooool)
Hyper Guyver: W-wait… how the hell can you be drooling? You don't even have a mouth!
Fenix: Uh… I don't know. You're the one who's writing this thing…
Hyper Guyver: I am? DAMN! Lets see here… delete button… delete button…
Fenix: So don't blame me for you're inability to write a coherent story….
Hyper Guyver: SHUT UP!
Fenix: So anyways… When I get to Italy I'm going to-
Hyper Guyver: Stop! Stop! STOP! Fenix… let me make this very clear to you… THIS IS NOT NC-17!!!!
Fenix: Oh… uh… Sorry… heh… heh…
Hyper Guyver: Jeeze… Don't you think or do anything else other than sex?
Fenix: I used to hang out with Raynor, but since he's become Kerrigan's little plaything (Lucky bastard) I don't have anything else to do.
Hyper Guyver: (Sigh) Fine… well I guess that's it… Stay tuned next time when I interview Edmund Duke. So… Until next time, good day and good-
Fenix: Mmmmmmh Italians….
Hyper Guyver: STOP THAT! Anyways good day and good night!
Fenix: Mmmmmmh… I think I'll go start that world tour…
(Fenix rushes out the door)
Hyper Guyver: (Shudder) This is going to be a loooooooooong week…
Note to Book-Master: Sorry to say… But I prefer not to merge our stories. I'm okay with you using characters I've already interviewed and using the fact that I've interviewed them as part of your story but other than that I rather keep my story my own.
