Disclaimer: Okay, enough of this crap. I've written a disclaimer for every one of these god-forsaken chapters. Enough.... P.S. I do not own the rights to Star Craft. Blah blah blah and some other shit.

My fellow readers. it has come. the day you have long waited. I have. Updated! (Crowd applauses) I apologize for the lateness of this chapter, but with the problems with Fanfiction.net I have obviously been delayed. But that's not what you clicked on my story for is it? NO! You want (hopefully) hilarious stories to make you laugh so hard you puke (ewwwww..). But anyway. here it is. THE DUKE INTERVIEW!

Hyper Guyver: Welcome again readers to the Hyper Guyver interviews, today's guest is the stick up the ass himself. General Edmund Duke.

Hyper Guyver: Hello Duke how's it going?

Duke: Well a lot better now that the Medic reattached my head. (Duke scratches at the stitches in around his neck)

Hyper Guyver: Yeah, well I guess that's what you get for pissing off Kerrigan.

Duke: THAT STUPID BITCH!! NO ONE TELLS ME WHAT TO DO!

Hyper Guyver: Huh? What did she tell you to do?

Duke: That stupid bitch was still looking for someone to do the hockey pokey with and when she came to me she said she was desperate.

Hyper Guyver: Ewwwwww.

Duke: That's right, she's sick isn't she.

Hyper Guyver: Damn straight, I mean. who in their right mind would come to you?

Duke: Yeah. wait a minute. did you just insult me?!

Hyper Guyver: Well. Yeah, this is MY story.

Duke: Now you listen here you little punk. I don't take crap from nobody-

Hyper Guyver: Except for maniacal Zerg Queens who are looking to get some action.

Duke: Shut up! Who the hell do you think you are?



Hyper Guyver: The most powerful being in this little fantasy world.

Duke: Oh yeah? Who?

Hyper Guyver: I. am. THE AUTHOR.

Duke: Huh?

Hyper Guyver: What do you mean, huh? I'm the Author, you know the person who rights these stories.

Duke: Is that supposed to scare me?

Hyper Guyver: I'll answerer that in a second. (Hyper Guyver pulls out a keyboard and begins to type)

Seconds Later.

Duke: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I HAVE BOOBS!! WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO TO ME?!!!!!!!!!

Hyper Guyver: Just a little show of what I can really do.

Duke: Change me back boy or I swear to God I'll.

Hyper Guyver: Oh yeah, just hold on a second. (Hyper Guyver begins to type again) Uh. You may want to look in the bathroom.

Duke:? (Duke gets up and heads to the back room)

Seconds Later.

Duke: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Duke: MY BOYS. MY BEAUTIFUL BOYS. YOU BASTARD. I'M. I'M A WOMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hyper Guyver: ^_^

Duke: YOU BASTARD!!!!

Hyper Guyver: Wow. this must be what god feels like when he smites people.

(Duke begins to cry pathetically)

Hyper Guyver: (Sigh) Fine Duke. I'll change it back. But only if you shut up!

Duke: Fine, fine, just change it back! I'm nothing without Little Dukey.

Hyper Guyver:. Little. Dukey.

Duke: Just change it back!

Hyper Guyver: Fine. (Hyper Guyver types into the keyboard once more.)

Duke: Oh Thank Go- Hey wait a minute! It so small! I can hardly see it!

Hyper Guyver: You said LITTLE Dukey. Take it or leave it.

Duke: (Grumbles) Fine. Now what about this interview.

Hyper Guyver: Finally... First question. Is it true your family is a direct dissention from the original three ships to crash in the Koprulu Sector?



Duke: Yes it is indeed, But of course bing a descendent of such a noble bread does come with its down sides.

Hyper Guyver: You mean like the fact that your so-called Noble bread descends from a ship full of criminals and perverts.

Duke: (Fake cough) Uh. like that.

Hyper Guyver: Yeah. Well, next question.

(Loud Banging at the door)

Kerrigan: Duke! I know you're in there! Come out now!

Duke: Oh shit, she's come back to get me! I got to get out of here!



(Duke jumps out the back door)

Hyper Guyver: Why does everybody keep doing that.

(Kerrigan breaks through the door)

Kerrigan: Alright where is he?!

Hyper Guyver: (Sigh) That way. (Points to back door)

Kerrigan: Reject me will he. (Stalks out the back door)

Hyper Guyver: (Sigh) Well. wait until next time when I interview (personally my favorite) Zeratul. But until then, good day and good night.

IN THE DISTANCE.

Kerrigan: (chasing after Duke) GET BACK HERE YOU LITTLE WORM!!!!

Duke: Huff, huff, huff, Must get. away.

Kerrigan: (Slash)

Duke: AAAAHHHHH!!!!!!! LITTLE DUKEY!!!!!!!

Kerrigan: HA HA HA HA HA HA!

Hyper Guyver: oooooooooooooooh. that's got to hurt.