Author's Note: OMG it's almost over! Oh sob, oh cry! (melodrama over) Well thanks for everyone that's put up with this mental diarrhea that I typed up.

Ch15: Finale

Scene opens to show Mr. and Mrs. Percy walking up to the Quiet Room. They open the door and find that it's been gnawed on. Creepy. They see the entire room totally demolished and the floorboards ripped out.

Mr. Percy: OMG Noah found one of the suits we keep under the floorboards!

Mrs. Percy: I'm making a random assumption that that means that Noah was being the creepy creature man all along! The graffiti on the doors! The animals...!

The scene changes to show Ivy walking forward into the creepy mist of the Covington Wood that apparently just randomly appeared. She's walking along the river/stream/creek thing and heading back for their village. At this point, the author wonders if their village actually has a name. It's probably Covington, like after the woods. Oh well.

Scene changes yet again to show the elders standing around Lucius' bed, who apparently keeps forgetting that he has a mortal wound and tries to get up and walk around and stuff. Mrs. Clack blowguns him and they go on. They're talking about something boring and indecipherable, until a random peep runs up to the door.

Random Peep: Ivy has returned from Covington Wood with the medicines. (he starts to leave, then turns back) She found a creature along the way and she uh... killed... it... Bye now! (runs away attempting to Johnny Depp his arms)

Johnny: Psht. Amateurs.

M. Night Shyamalan: Get off the freaking set!

Johnny: Fine, fine... (runs away efficiently waving his arms)

Mrs. Percy: My baaaaaby! (sobs uncontrollably)

Mr. Walker: What are you kidding? That guy was as crazy as a picked moocow!

Mrs. Percy: Huh?

Mr. Walker: Never mind. Well, things are lookin' pretty bleak. So Ivy knows that the creatures are a lie, that we just ran here from the terror of the towns, that there's a deleted scene on the DVD that shows how we made the sounds, etc. Why did we take that out anyway?

M. Night Shyamalan: Too angsty.

Mr. Walker: But it was a good scene – it showed the creepy noises. The people probably thought that we were using Dolby Digital or something.

M. Night Shyamalan: Just get back to the scene...

Mr. Walker: So the question is: do we really want to keep this up?

At this point, Ivy bursts in through the doors all melodramatically and shoves the cans of Advil and Neosporin to the frogmouth doctor guy.

Ivy: (gaspingishly) Lucius!

Scene fades.