Disclaimer: Hmmm... I wonder what would happen if I said I DID own Star
Craft... Hmmmm...
Blizzard Lawyers: (ahem)
(sigh) Fine... Well, on with the interview... Well, after some serious consideration(actually I thought of it three minutes before I wrote this) I've have come to a decision on who to interview next. I, Hyper Guyver am going to interview... (You'll just have to read to find out) ~_o
Well, I've been tallying up my reviews... Huh... 79 positive reviews, 1 flame... hmmm... Yeah, I think I can live with those odds.
Well, onto the interview!
Hyper Guyver: Welcome again, guys and gals to another episode of THE HYPER GUYVER INTERVIEWS!!
(Crowd Cheers)
Hyper Guyver: Thank you... Thank you...
Sound Effects Guy: Hey dude, am I going to have to do this 'crowd cheer' thing all day?
Hyper Guyver: Quite! Stay in the backroom and do what I paid you to do!
Sound Effects Guy: Uh, you're not paying me.
Hyper Guyver:...
Sound Effects guy: Whatever... (goes to the backroom)
Hyper Guyver: (ahem) Now, before I was so rudely interpreted, onto the interview! Today's guess, the Mistress of the Dark Templar herself, Raszagal!
Raszagal: Hello.
Hyper Guyver: So Raszagal how's it going?
Raszagal: Pretty good, you know, since the Zerg have been burned from Shakurus, I'm pretty much just sitting back and enjoying the quite life.
Hyper Guyver: Uh, aren't you dead?
Raszagal:... Oh yeah... heh... forgot about that...
Hyper Guyver: (falls over anime style) HOW CAN YOU FORGET SOMETHING LIKE YOUR OWN DEATH?!!
Raszagal: I don't know, I was still pretty doped up with Kerrigan's mind control drugs.
Hyper Guyver: Really? I thought she used a parasites or something.
Raszagal: Ew no! Do you really think I'd let her put one of those creepy crawlies in me?!
Hyper Guyver: So instead you let her put mind control drugs in you?
Raszagal: Uh... Looks that way...
Hyper Guyver: Right... Well, next question, do you know what Zeratul's problem is?
Raszagal: Oh yeah, poor baby... He still hasn't gotten over my whole 'death thing'
Hyper Guyver: Hmmm... I see. But that still doesn't explain what you're doing here now.
Raszagal: Well, the honest truth is... I just didn't want to be in the Star Craft sequel.
Hyper Guyver: Really? Why not?
Raszagal: Well, for starters, I really didn't want to have to deal with that fan-boy freak Artanis for another six months of filming, and I really wasn't looking forward to competing with Kerrigan and those other bimbos.
Hyper Guyver: Huh?
Raszagal: I'm over a thousand years old! Do I really look like I can compete with a bunch of nubile twenty-six year olds... I'm too old for that crap.
Hyper Guyver: Riiiiiiiight... Uh, but did anyone tell Zeratul you're not really dead?
Raszagal:... Uh, oops? Heh...
Hyper Guyver: -_- Hooboy...
Raszagal: I thought there was somebody missing from the cast meeting that day...
Hyper Guyver: Hm, that's interesting... (not) Hey! Why don't we call Zeratul and set up one of those tearjerker reunions! ^_^
Raszagal: Um...
Hyper Guyver: (pulls out cell phone and starts dialing...) Hello? Zeratul? Hey, come over to my house for a minute. Yeah, I got a surprise... Uh, no Artanis won't be here. Uh, no I'm not going to place bets on the Globe Trotter game... O_O NO! FENIX CANNOT COME WITH YOU! Anyways, I thought he was still in Italy... -_- They actually kicked him out?... No! He still can't come... Look! Just get your ass over here now!... For Pete sake, stop crying already!
Over the phone: I miss my Raszagal!!!!!!! WWWHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Raszagal: O_O
Hyper Guyver: (sigh) just get over here! (Hangs up phone) He should be here in a moment)
In a moment...
(Zeratul pops out of nowhere)
Zeratul: This better be good Hyper Guyver, I was in the middle of building my alter to Raszagal!
Raszagal: @_@
Zeratul: (turns around) Oh hi Raszagal. (Turns back to Hyper Guyver) And another thing... @_@ (Turns back around again) RASZAGAL!!!!
Raszagal: Hello Zeratul.
Zeratul: (Hugs Raszagal in vice grip) I missed you!!! ^_^
Raszagal: Gasp (sweat drop) Uh, its nice to see you too (gasp) Zeratul...
Hyper Guyver: (with tissue) Its... SO BEAUTIFUL!!! (weeps)
Raszagal: O_o Uh...
Zeratul: Now we can run off and get married like we always dreamed!!! ^_^
Raszagal: O_O What?!
Zeratul: (Drags Raszagal out of the house)...We can have white doves at the wedding... ooohhh! And a little flower maid... And We'll invite all of our friends, all three thousand of them... ^_^
Raszagal: (dragging fingers across the floor) But... Wha.. I...
Zeratul: And we'll be together forever and ever, and ever... ^_^
Raszagal: But... (Gets dragged out of the house and out of sight)
Hyper Guyver: T_T It's so... Touching! (Weeps again)
Couple minutes later...
Hyper Guyver: (ahem) Well, that's the end of that interview. So I wish the happy couple to be a long and fruitful marriage...
Raszagal: But...
Hyper Guyver: And that concludes another episode of The Hyper Guyver Interviews! Stay tuned next time when I interview... (Looks through cards) O_O (Gulp) Artanis... God have mercy on us all...
To be continued...
Blizzard Lawyers: (ahem)
(sigh) Fine... Well, on with the interview... Well, after some serious consideration(actually I thought of it three minutes before I wrote this) I've have come to a decision on who to interview next. I, Hyper Guyver am going to interview... (You'll just have to read to find out) ~_o
Well, I've been tallying up my reviews... Huh... 79 positive reviews, 1 flame... hmmm... Yeah, I think I can live with those odds.
Well, onto the interview!
Hyper Guyver: Welcome again, guys and gals to another episode of THE HYPER GUYVER INTERVIEWS!!
(Crowd Cheers)
Hyper Guyver: Thank you... Thank you...
Sound Effects Guy: Hey dude, am I going to have to do this 'crowd cheer' thing all day?
Hyper Guyver: Quite! Stay in the backroom and do what I paid you to do!
Sound Effects Guy: Uh, you're not paying me.
Hyper Guyver:...
Sound Effects guy: Whatever... (goes to the backroom)
Hyper Guyver: (ahem) Now, before I was so rudely interpreted, onto the interview! Today's guess, the Mistress of the Dark Templar herself, Raszagal!
Raszagal: Hello.
Hyper Guyver: So Raszagal how's it going?
Raszagal: Pretty good, you know, since the Zerg have been burned from Shakurus, I'm pretty much just sitting back and enjoying the quite life.
Hyper Guyver: Uh, aren't you dead?
Raszagal:... Oh yeah... heh... forgot about that...
Hyper Guyver: (falls over anime style) HOW CAN YOU FORGET SOMETHING LIKE YOUR OWN DEATH?!!
Raszagal: I don't know, I was still pretty doped up with Kerrigan's mind control drugs.
Hyper Guyver: Really? I thought she used a parasites or something.
Raszagal: Ew no! Do you really think I'd let her put one of those creepy crawlies in me?!
Hyper Guyver: So instead you let her put mind control drugs in you?
Raszagal: Uh... Looks that way...
Hyper Guyver: Right... Well, next question, do you know what Zeratul's problem is?
Raszagal: Oh yeah, poor baby... He still hasn't gotten over my whole 'death thing'
Hyper Guyver: Hmmm... I see. But that still doesn't explain what you're doing here now.
Raszagal: Well, the honest truth is... I just didn't want to be in the Star Craft sequel.
Hyper Guyver: Really? Why not?
Raszagal: Well, for starters, I really didn't want to have to deal with that fan-boy freak Artanis for another six months of filming, and I really wasn't looking forward to competing with Kerrigan and those other bimbos.
Hyper Guyver: Huh?
Raszagal: I'm over a thousand years old! Do I really look like I can compete with a bunch of nubile twenty-six year olds... I'm too old for that crap.
Hyper Guyver: Riiiiiiiight... Uh, but did anyone tell Zeratul you're not really dead?
Raszagal:... Uh, oops? Heh...
Hyper Guyver: -_- Hooboy...
Raszagal: I thought there was somebody missing from the cast meeting that day...
Hyper Guyver: Hm, that's interesting... (not) Hey! Why don't we call Zeratul and set up one of those tearjerker reunions! ^_^
Raszagal: Um...
Hyper Guyver: (pulls out cell phone and starts dialing...) Hello? Zeratul? Hey, come over to my house for a minute. Yeah, I got a surprise... Uh, no Artanis won't be here. Uh, no I'm not going to place bets on the Globe Trotter game... O_O NO! FENIX CANNOT COME WITH YOU! Anyways, I thought he was still in Italy... -_- They actually kicked him out?... No! He still can't come... Look! Just get your ass over here now!... For Pete sake, stop crying already!
Over the phone: I miss my Raszagal!!!!!!! WWWHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Raszagal: O_O
Hyper Guyver: (sigh) just get over here! (Hangs up phone) He should be here in a moment)
In a moment...
(Zeratul pops out of nowhere)
Zeratul: This better be good Hyper Guyver, I was in the middle of building my alter to Raszagal!
Raszagal: @_@
Zeratul: (turns around) Oh hi Raszagal. (Turns back to Hyper Guyver) And another thing... @_@ (Turns back around again) RASZAGAL!!!!
Raszagal: Hello Zeratul.
Zeratul: (Hugs Raszagal in vice grip) I missed you!!! ^_^
Raszagal: Gasp (sweat drop) Uh, its nice to see you too (gasp) Zeratul...
Hyper Guyver: (with tissue) Its... SO BEAUTIFUL!!! (weeps)
Raszagal: O_o Uh...
Zeratul: Now we can run off and get married like we always dreamed!!! ^_^
Raszagal: O_O What?!
Zeratul: (Drags Raszagal out of the house)...We can have white doves at the wedding... ooohhh! And a little flower maid... And We'll invite all of our friends, all three thousand of them... ^_^
Raszagal: (dragging fingers across the floor) But... Wha.. I...
Zeratul: And we'll be together forever and ever, and ever... ^_^
Raszagal: But... (Gets dragged out of the house and out of sight)
Hyper Guyver: T_T It's so... Touching! (Weeps again)
Couple minutes later...
Hyper Guyver: (ahem) Well, that's the end of that interview. So I wish the happy couple to be a long and fruitful marriage...
Raszagal: But...
Hyper Guyver: And that concludes another episode of The Hyper Guyver Interviews! Stay tuned next time when I interview... (Looks through cards) O_O (Gulp) Artanis... God have mercy on us all...
To be continued...
