The next morning, all seven kids – some now newly paired (insert random shippers yells of joy and pain here) - went to the bulletin board in the common room and saw the list that would determine their year. Well….sort of….
Before they saw the list they asked each other how they each were doing….good or bad.
"Hey, Hermione, how are you doing?" Ginny asked her.
"Well, I've made peace with it all. As a matter of fact, I don't think playing ShenShen would be all that bad….in fact, I think it would be great fun! Oh, I really hope I get on….be the lion…."
"Good luck with that Ron! Oh, I bet I'll be the male lead, my audition was SO GOOD!"
"Er….uh….meh….I dunno….ergh….bla….I….eeee….er….uh…."
"Ok Neville! We get it! Honestly!"
Elphaba: Ginny Weasley
Galinda: Luna Lovegood
Fiyero: Neville Longbottom
Boq: Seamus Finnagin
Wizard: Draco Malfoy
Nessarose: Lavender Brown
Madame Morrible: Parvati Patil
ShenShen: Milicent Bulstrode
Pfannee: Hermione Granger
Dr. Dillamond: Ronald Weasley
Lion: Harry Potter
"WHAT?" everyone screamed in unison.
"How could I not get ShenShen! I was made for that role!"
"I can't wear all that green stuff on my face! It'll kill my skin! And ruin all my chances with Seamus!"
"I'm….a goat….lions eat goats….they don't be goats….HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME HARRY?"
"ROAR! What….I have to practice…."
"Do I have to wear those horrible fish outfits? Well, they're not fish….but it says in the book they are fish-like!"
"Am I that short?"
"Neville? That's my name right? Neville? Longbottom? Is that me?"
"Ok, I'm seriously gonna be OOC right here….but I have to kiss Longbottom! And be a girly girl! Like, ewwwww! Totally, like, ewwwww! Now I'm going to be in character: well, that is an interesting choice of casting. Oh, hello Neville. You know, we kiss in the script. How bright and happy…."
Suddenly, chaos broke out.
Harry was left with a black eye. "Do you think the lion skin'll cover it up? Is he a lead?"
Hermione tried to get into the Slytherin common room. "Hey, Milicent….wanna switch?"
Ginny washed her face about 400 times. "Make-up shows up better on clear skin….I love you Oxy…."
Luna started reading the Quibbler – RIGHT SIDE UP! "I can't figure out how to pronounce this word…."
Seamus started wearing high heels. "I'm not a munchkin….not a munchkin….stay tall…."
Ron started making dying goat noises. "Brrroaaaammmmnnnnn. What on earth does a goat sound like?"
And Neville just sort of stood there. " silence silence "
What was the world coming to? Well, it doesn't matter, because suddenly, the ghost of Sirius Black came in, did a spell, and turned everyone back to normal. Except Neville. He never changed. Then, right before Harry was able to have his long written about reunion with his Godfather insert fan fiction writers sounds of glee here, he disappeared into a mere puff of smoke, leaving Harry in a terrible, angsty fan fiction tale.
But oh well, this is not an angst fan fiction – it's a fun one – so no one cried. They just went back to sleep and waited for their first rehearsal.
"What was that?" Hermione asked when she had finished blowing her nose into the huge Kleenex she happened to have. "Oh, and hey, Miss Author lady, do you have a trash can?"
"No."
"Please?"
"Shut up."
"Pretty please?"
"Shut up!"
"Oh come on!"
"Shut up! Shut up! Shut up!"
By the way, to all you shippers out there, I will now write the unofficial pairings of this story! They will never actually be a part of the story….but they are fun!
Harry/Luna
Ron/Hermione
Seamus/Ginny
Neville. Just Neville. But he gets to kiss Ginny and Luna in the show! So say "Woohoo!" all you shippers out there! Woohoo!
Note: Should I continue writing this fan fiction tale? Please Read and Review it for me so I know! Also, if you have any suggestions for it, please tell me….I'll give the best reviewer a miniature part in the story – so give a good review and be part of this comedic tale! Thanks for reading this far also, and no flames please! Constructive criticism is perfectly fine, but NO FLAMES! I beg that of you all. Thanks!
