The Second Rehearsal!

Well, there they all were again, at their second rehearsal. And, for those who forgot:

Cast

Elphaba: Ginny Weasley

Galinda: Luna Lovegood

Fiyero: Neville Longbottom

Boq: Seamus Finnagin

Wizard: Draco Malfoy

Nessarose: Lavender Brown

Madame Morrible: Parvati Patil

ShenShen: Milicent Bulstrode

Pfannee: Hermione Granger

Dr. Dillamond: Ronald Weasley

Lion: Harry Potter

Everyone went onto the stage, and waited for Dumbledore, as he wasn't there yet. They waited a few minutes, silently, then madness broke out. Nobody knows exactly how it all started, but it is said that Hermione said a fairly rude thing to Milicent, out of extreme jealousy. Well, here's what happened:

Milicent jumped over to Hermione and slapped her hard across the face, leaving a very ugly mark there. Then, suddenly, Neville runs over and defends Hermione by attempting to beat Milicent off of her. Using his pinky. His very weak pinky. Still, it was the delight of all the Neville/Hermione shippers out there.

Then, Ron, in the heat of the moment, runs over to Harry and starts beating him senseless, then Seamus comes and starts to beat up Draco, then Luna comes and kisses Seamus, then Ginny comes and pulls her off, then everyone is just watching the Cat fight between Luna and Ginny for Seamus, then -

"What on Earth is going on in here!"

Dumbledore came in. He used a spell to break everyone apart, then a bunch of guys dressed in Black came, and all everyone remembered was a bright flash of light. Nothing else. How very odd.

Anyway, back to the rehearsal. Dumbledore decided that they should practice Popular. Ah yes, that special song. He also decided that the two girls should be in costume. And make-up…

"No! Dumbledore! You can't make me put that stuff on my face! I-won't-let-YOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!"

Whilst being held down violently by everyone in the main cast, green…er…stuff… was put onto Ginny's pale, formerly beautiful face. Then it was time to practice…or at least they wished it was.

"Hey! What about all of us! We're not going to just sit here and watch them!" Draco yelled rather loudly at Dumbledore.

"Well, I'm afraid you'll have to," Dumbledore replied calmly.

"Well, I won't!"

"Please?"

"Nope."

"Awwww, come on!"

"No!"

"DO IT NOW!"

Everyone in the room stared at Dumbledore in utter shock. He had never yelled at a student like that before. Then those weird people in Black came again…what on Earth happened here…

Meh. Back to the story! Hermione and Milicent were called up, because Dumbledore had made the decision to have ShenShen and Pfannee make over Elphaba whilst Galinda sang. Isn't that a great idea?

So, they all got through the song. Perfectly, of course, as that is the way things happen here in the magical land of fan fiction. And they all lived happily ever after. And bluebirds sang, and they flew over the rainbow. Where over the rainbow? How should I know! Somewhere!

But then our friends in Black came again…what's a rainbow?

They all performed "What Is This Feeling," because Dumbledore thought it would be a good idea to do all of the Galinda/Elphaba songs while Ginny was still in her make-up.

Then Dumbledore told them something they all had dreaded could come. Dumbledore didn't want to have wigs or too much make-up in the show - it was simply too hard to put it on for each and every performance - so they would all get a - a - a - make-over! The dreadful thought of it brought them all to tears - not a make-over! It was dreadful! Especially for Ginny. Dumbledore decided that she would be made green. Of course, it would wash off in 40 - 60 face washes. So would the Black hair color they would put in. But the extensions wouldn't come out for a while, unfortunately.

Now for a question - when would these beautifications random note - according to spell check, this is a REAL word! take place? The next day. Muhahaha.

"No, please don't make me look like a goat Dumbledore! Now, a lion would nice though…"

"If you shrink me, I swear I'll…"

"NO! NOT GREEN! MOMMY!"

"Well, must my hair be any blonder? And curly…oh well…I'll just be nice and cool and calm…ah…"

"If you make me look even ONE year older…and NO fish outfits!"

"I always wanted a mane…"

"So…what exactly does Fiyero look like? Do I NEED the blue diamonds all over…I hope not…hey…I CAN SPELL!"

"HUH?" everyone said.

"Um…er…eeee…la…"

"Never mind."

"O…k…eeee…"

"That's it! I'll admit it! I do want to be ShenShen! I know I kept it a secret for a while, but I'm not going to beat around the bush about it anymore! MMM'KAY?"

"What the heck is mmm'kay?" Draco asked…I think you can guess who…and if you can't, read the story again. Now.

"Geez, no historic book talk, no modern day 3l1t3 talk! Can I even talk! Yowzaz!"

"What the heck is 3l1t3?"

"Elite."

Suddenly, the author of this story came into the room.

"Everyone leave now!"

"WHY?" everyone replied.

"Because I said so."

"Ok," they all said as they left.

"No!" Hermione yelled.

"Oh, just go you annoying little thing."

"No!"

"Oh, shut up!"

"No!"

"Shut up!"

"NO!"

"I said, shut up!"

"Wait, I can talk, I'm my own person…homey…and you know what-"

"Shut up! Shut up! Shut up!"

Hermione gave in and went back to her common room. After our buddies in Black came again! Yay!

And that's how this chapter ends. I'll see you all tomorrow on make over day!

Author's Note.

Yo.