CUT TO – Luke's
(LEO enters with WYATT on his hand and CHRIS in a stroller)
PHOEBE: (seeing them) Ah, the modern man.
PAIGE: We raised him well.
PIPER: That's what six years of Halliwells does to a man.
LUKE: (observing the scene, standing next to LEO) They are mocking you, my friend.
LEO: I chose this life.
LUKE: Poor man.
PIPER: Hey!
LEO: (kisses his wife) Honey. (turns to PHOEBE and PAIGE) Hi guys.
WYATT: (walks over to PHOEBE) auntie Phoeb, auntie Paich
(PHOEBE and PAIGE are both staring)
PHOEBE: He's talking. (picks WYATT up) You're so smart!
PAIGE: He knows our names!
PIPER: I told you guys they wouldn't forget you.
PAIGE: We just proved her right.
PHOEBE: We'll get her back later.
PIPER: Hey, when did it become two against one?
PHOEBE: Since you left us.
PIPER: (sighs) It's hopeless discussing with you guys.
(PAIGE sticks out her tongue)
CUT TO – Dragonfly Inn Hallway – same time
MICHEL: Hello, zis is ze Zdragonfly Inn?
EMILY: Michel? It's Emily.
MICHEL: Emilie, how are you?
EMILY: I'm great, thank you. Is Lorelai around?
MICHEL: I zink she iz around annoying people somewhere.
EMILY: Can you find her for me, it's rather important.
MICHEL: Of course. (off phone) Lorelai!
LORELAI: (enters from the kitchen) You rang?
MICHEL: Itz your mother on the phone.
LORELAI: Tell her I'm not there.
MICHEL: I alreazy zold her you were here.
LORELAI: (muttering) Stupid Frenchman. (takes the phone) Hi mom.
EMILY: Lorelai, how nice of you to answer.
LORELAI: What is it mom, I'm working.
EMILY: I was just wondering who is coming Friday night.
LORELAI: What do you mean, who is coming?
EMILY: Yes, I have to tell the maid for how many people she has to cook.
LORELAI: Well, me, Luke, Rory and Jess.
EMILY: All right then.
LORELAI: Anything else you wanted to know mom?
EMILY: Why would you think that?
LORELAI: Oh come on, we've been coming the last months with the four of us to dinner.
EMILY: Can't a mother just call her daughter.
LORELAI: Not when her name is Emily Gilmore, she can't.
EMILY: (angry, but her tears sound trough her voice) I need someone to talk to, all right?
LORELAI: Are you crying?
EMILY: Yes, Lorelai, I am crying! Is that amusing to you?
LORELAI: Look mom, I'm sorry okay. (concerned) What's wrong?
EMILY: Your dad is leaving me.
LORELAI: He's what?
EMILY: He's leaving me. He's packing his bags and moving out.
LORELAI: (sits down on a chair) Why, what happened?
EMILY: We had another fight and he told me he was leaving.
LORELAI: (shocked) What was the fight about?
EMILY: That's not important.
LORELAI: Of course it is important, mom, if you want the psychoanalyses, you'll have to tell me what it was about.
EMILY: (pauses) It was about you.
LORELAI: It's my fault he's leaving?
EMILY: No, it's my fault. He says it's my fault you left and that I'm too though on you.
(LORELAI is silent)
EMILY: Lorelai? Lorelai, are you still there.
LORELAI: I'm here.
EMILY: I'm sorry.
LORELAI: We shouldn't be doing this by the phone, but thanks.
EMILY: Could we meet somewhere for lunch tomorrow?
LORELAI: What about tonight? We can eat at my place and you can stay in Rory's room.
EMILY: What about Luke?
LORELAI: He can cook for us and then he go to the apartment.
EMILY: (smiling) Is he going to be okay with that?
LORELAI: He doesn't have a choice. I'll rent some movies, get some junk food and we can have a movie night.
EMILY: A movie night?
LORELAI: Yeah, a bit of mother-daughter bonding. It'll be fun.
EMILY: Okay then, I'll be there at seven?
LORELAI: See you then, mom.
EMILY: Goodbye Lorelai.
CUT TO – Yale Dorms
PARIS: (enters the 'kitchen') What's that smell?
RORY: (with a full mouth) Hamburgers. Want one?
PARIS: I really don't understand you can eat all that junk and still be that thin.
RORY: It's the Gilmore DNA, we are blessed to be pretty.
PARIS: Your mother has corrupted your mind.
RORY: She raised me well. Coffee?
PARIS: Decaf?
RORY: Iew!
PARIS: I'm not hungry, thanks.
RORY: Suit yourself.
(the phone rings)
PARIS: (seeing RORY with food in her hands) I'll take it.
RORY: Thanks.
PARIS: (grabs the phone) Hello?
LORELAI: Paris! Can you give the insane child to me?
PARIS: Hey Lorelai, sure, here she is.
LORELAI: Thanks.
PARIS: It's your mom.
RORY: (swallows her last bite and takes the phone) Hey mom.
LORELAI: Hello daughter who I love so much!
RORY: Everything all right?
LORELAI: No! Emily called.
RORY: Are you upset because your mother called?
LORELAI: No, I'm upset because my mother called to tell me my dad was leaving her.
RORY: What?
LORELAI: That's what I said.
RORY: He left her?
LORELAI: Yeah. They were fighting…about me.
RORY: Oh.
LORELAI: I invited her for a movie night, she's coming over tonight.
RORY: You're having a movie night with grandma.
LORELAI: Junk food and everything.
RORY: Have you ever done that?
LORELAI: Not in my wildest dreams, or nightmares for that matter.
RORY: It'll be fun.
LORELAI: You scare me.
RORY: What did I do?
LORELAI: Say the exact same thing I said to my mother.
RORY: Sorry. I want a full report afterwards!
LORELAI: Like I would deny you that.
RORY: Can I go finish my hamburger now?
LORELAI: Be my guest. See you kiddo.
RORY: Bye mom.
