♪ was the next day - Saturday! And we all know what that means - make-over day! What is make-over day, you ask? It is the day when everyone is turned into their roles so they can't back out of the show!
Now, you might wonder why they are doing this after only two rehearsals? Well, if you listened closely, you would know why. It's so no one can back out of the show! Duh!
The final question is: well, not the final question…but one of the questions… where would it all take place?
The answer? At Queen of Zan's Magic Salon, of course! Queen of Zan is the greatest beautician in all of the magical world, and can make anyone look like anything!
So, all of the students got onto the bus, and once again, here is who they are going to be made to look like:
Cast
Elphaba: Ginny Weasley
Galinda: Luna Lovegood
Fiyero: Neville Longbottom
Boq: Seamus Finnagin
Wizard: Draco Malfoy
Nessarose: Lavender Brown
Madame Morrible: Parvati Patil
ShenShen: Milicent Bulstrode
Pfannee: Hermione Granger
Dr. Dillamond: Ronald Weasley
Lion: Harry Potter
So, they all got onto the special bus Dumbledore had prepared for them. Everyone was dead quiet - except for Ginny. Ok, let me say all of this again:
Ginny was screaming and kicking and trying to kill the bus driver and/or get off the evil bus whilst everyone else was trying desperately to hold her down, away from the window and the bus driver, who happened to be Picklegrl. because she also had a very nice review! But they all did it very quietly. Mostly because Picklegrl threatened them with a friend who will for now go unnamed. A friend with a particular liking to Les Misérables.
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Well, they got there, only to be met by Queen of Zan.
"Velcome to my home of beauty!" she said, in a surprising French accent. "I hope you enjoy your stay as you become vitches and munchkins, and lions, and vinkus!"
"And Goats," Ron reminded her.
"Oh, sure," she said, sounding very bored. "Goats…vow exciting."
Ron sulked.
"Anyvay!" Queen said, excited, "I 'ave to start with vone of you! Who vill it be first!"
Absolutely none of the kids put up their hand.
"Ok, vell, I'll start with ze Goat then, seeing as I like to save ze best for last!"
Ron sulked some more.
Now, for the sake of the story, and my sanity, I will write Queen of Zan's lines in regular typing, because I'm tired of the little red lines under all of my miss-spelled words. Just read it in a French accent!
She grabbed Ron and threw him into a large chair. Poof! Poof! Poof! Poof! Everything was going poof! as she made Ron into Dr. Dillamond! The entire process only took five minutes, but those five minutes were the worst of Ron's life.
Then he got out of the chair.
"Haha! Muggle lover Weasley is a Goat!" Draco called out, and everyone laughed. Not at the muggle joke, but at Ron's new…er…can you call it a face?
"Next!" Queen called.
She made over all of the students…with a lot of pain…and she thought that they were handling it badly. Especially Hermione - she attempted to switch places with Milicent by hiding her in a closet. Needless to say, it didn't work. Then she got to Ginny…and that was worse…
"NO! I WON'T LET YOU!"
"Oh, come on! I'll just do your hair first ok?"
"NO!"
"Too bad!"
Everyone had to hold her down again! Finally they got to her face make-up.
"Oh, please!" Queen yelled. "It'll come off in 40-60 washes…"
"Oh. What does that mean?"
"It means that it should last…uh oh. Never mind…guys, hold her down…well, " she said, and walked to the dresser. She pulled out a large bottle of green substance.
"WHAT IS THAT!" Ginny gasped.
"Just close your eyes…"
There was a lot of screaming after that, and a lot of violence, all of which I cannot write because that would raise the rating of this story…a lot…
But, after everything, they all got on the bus. Ginny was green. Permanently, or at least until they dyed her face back to it's normal color. Why, you ask? Queen of Zan knew that 40-60 washes would not last long enough with Ginny, so she used the permanent stuff. Or, in other words, the evil stuff.
Still, they got back to Hogwarts, only to find that the entire school was there, waiting to see them! Only…they had cameras…video cameras with a bunch of people filming. Who were these people?
They were LunaClone and devil's poodle, representing the Magic Evening News, and they were ready to take the story to the Daily Prophet!
"Hey, can I just have one Hogwarts: A History moment? Please!"
"No."
"Oh, just a few words - they can't have cameras!"
"Yes they can."
"No…they-"
"Oh, shut up you little ShenShen Wannabe!"
"What!" Hermione started to cry.
"Shut up!"
"Waaaaaaaahhhhhh!"
"Shut up - please!"
"WAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!"
"SHUT UP! SHUT UP! SHUT UP!"
And Hermione ran away, completely in tears, her newly died blonde hair behind her. All of the student ran to their common rooms so no one would see their new - looks? Fashions? What ever they were, nobody saw them because our buddies headed for the hills. Then the men in black came again, and none of the camera people or laughing students remembered a thing. Until the next day of course, when they would see the actors once again…see you tomorrow!♪
