Cast
Elphaba: Ginny Weasley
Galinda: Luna Lovegood
Fiyero: Neville Longbottom
Boq: Seamus Finnagin
Wizard: Draco Malfoy
Nessarose: Lavender Brown
Madame Morrible: Parvati Patil
ShenShen: Milicent Bulstrode
Pfannee: Hermione Granger
Dr. Dillamond: Ronald Weasley
Lion: Harry Potter
Once again, it was time for a rehearsal. It would be their first rehearsal in costumes. You may be wondering how it is that on only their third rehearsal they can already get costumes. Well…it works in other musical fictions, so why not mine!
Anyway, they all came in costume to the Great Hall and sat at the legendary table by the stage. Dumbledore got up on the stage and began to talk to them.
"So, how does everyone like their new look?" he asked. The students groaned and groaned, until one was brave enough to say:
"NO!"
Oh the horror! This student had said something other than what Dumbledore wanted him to say! All the other students gasped! He was struck down by a lightning bolt and had to leave for the Hospital Wing. Oh well. And who was this brave student? Draco. But nobody really cared. As a matter of fact, they were quite happy that he was gone, so they could rehearse in peace.
"Anyway…" Dumbledore said after the orange apple pie fairies took Draco off to the Hospital Wing, "…today I want to rehearse the solo and duet songs. These will include today: For Good, Wonderful, The Wizard and I, Popular, I'm Not That Girl and the reprise, Something Bad, Wicked Witch of The East, and As Long As You're Mine!"
At the mention of the last song Neville and Ginny stared at each other, completely horrified. They would have to - KISS!
"Wait! Dumbledore! Thou musn't force us to touch lips!" Ginny squealed to him with a Shakespearean accent.
"Alas, dear child, thou lips will be unstained from this one small ingredient of affection!" Dumbledore replied with the same odd accent.
"Still, thou must realize-" Neville started.
"WHY ARE YOU ALL TALKING LIKE THAT? " the writer of this fan fiction interrupted from her little Castle on A Cloud.
"Ooops, sorry," they all said in unison.
"You'd better be."
Anyhow, they went through all of the songs. Perfectly. What can I say - they're wizards and witches! They can do anything. Plus, this is a fan fiction, and in fan fiction the impossible become the possible. Or just stupid. One of the two.
Still…'Wonderful' was rather hard without Draco…and Lavender had a bit of trouble staying standing up for her song the shoes hadn't come in yet, but otherwise it went well. Until - THE SONG!
Ginny and Neville went to their places on the beautiful stage. As a matter of fact, they took the stage right from the Broadway production, but through the magic of fan fiction, none of the muggles noticed! Or the muggles are just stupid. Probably the latter. Anyway, they got through the song. They did not kiss at the end.
"KISS! Why aren't you two kissing?" Dumbledore said to them.
"Um…er…why…I…" Neville tried to start a sentence.
"What Neville means to say is that we just don't want to!" Ginny yelled. Neville looked at her. He spoke and grunted a few random words. No one else in the room understood him…but Ginny seemed to…
"Yes, of course I can understand you Neville-"
Everyone stared at her.
"You can understand what I'm saying?" Neville asked again, in the strange language.
"Yes…"
"Oh wow…" Neville said…
They looked at each other strangely, then their faces became closer and closer - and they kissed! The shippers went completely INSANE! They threw flowers, hugged, cheered, and too much more to even try to type! This made Ginny and Neville kiss even more…then more…until this story was just bordering the new rating of PG-13…it was so close…
Then they left. Why? They just saw Frodo with Salor Moon. Excuse me while I shudder. Shudders
Well, that was it. The rehearsal ended, and they all went to live their lives some more. Hermione stayed behind though…just to see Neville…
She saw exactly what she wanted to. Neville took an envelope from his pocket and handed it to Dumbledore. He left, and Hermione tried to follow him. She did, until a hand came and pulled her back.
"What are you doing?"
It was the writer. In the flesh! Nobody had ever seen her face before now. Hermione shuddered and simply ran away at the horrible sight of the writer's face. Why? It had a…a…PIMPLE!
The writer covered up the zit and flew on her broom back up to her Corner of The Sky screaming:
"SHUT UP! SHUT UP! SHUT UP!"
Author's Note Sorry I left the story for so long. I didn't mean to! I promise to update more from now on, and I won't forget about this story! I PROMISE! Also…sorry for all the musical references throughout the story. None of the musicals belong to me. That is my disclaimer. Please don't sue me!
Oh yeah…and…read and review please.
