A/N: I know I have a lot of coffee fights between Luke and Lorelai, but I mean, they do it in the show as well, don't they? And I know it's a lot of baby talk, but I'm currently out of inspiration…
CUT TO – Luke's – noon
LORELAI: So, they left?
PIPER: Yeah, this morning.
LORELAI: Is everything okay?
PIPER: I just miss them you know, I've lived with sisters my entire life and we've been through so much together. It's hard.
LORELAI: You'll get used to it.
PIPER: They're so excited about the baby, they were my midwives when Wyatt was born and now they won't even be there during the pregnancy.
LORELAI: Midwives? You gave birth at home?
PIPER: (grins) It's a long story. I didn't really want a home birth at first, you know.
LORELAI: I can totally imagine that. But with Rory it really wasn't an option.
PIPER: I wonder what it's like to have a normal birth.
LORELAI: There's nothing normal about the entire process. It's just torture.
PIPER: Yeah, but it's worth it.
LORELAI: That's true.
PIPER: What I meant was, I had Wyatt six weeks too early and I was very stressed and Chris was born with a c-section because of complications…
LORELAI: Now you're scaring me.
PIPER: I was under a lot of stress both times. But enough about giving birth, let's not think about that too much, what's up with you and your mom?
LORELAI: We've still haven't fought, it's been a full four days already.
PIPER: And your dad?
LORELAI: He's coming over tonight. As much as I'm enjoying my friends time with my mother, I don't want my parents to split up.
PIPER: I'm sure it'll be fine, from what you've told me.
LORELAI: Isn't that what they tell all children whose parents split up?
PIPER: Every couple has its rough periods. Leo and I were separated for nine months.
LORELAI: Are you serious?
PIPER: We were fighting all the time about work, Wyatt, my sisters even and he moved out of the manor. I even started dating again.
LORELAI: If I see you guys now, I can't imagine that at all. You look so happy.
PIPER: We are now. Anyway my sisters got us back together one day and then nine months later Chris was born.
LORELAI: (grinning) I see.
LUKE: Do you guys want some more coffee?
LORELAI: Is it real coffee?
LUKE: What do you think?
LORELAI: Tell me what I want to hear.
LUKE: It's real coffee.
LORELAI: You're lying. I can see it in your eyes.
LUKE: You told me to tell you what you wanted to hear.
LORELAI: That is where you are wrong, my friend, you were supposed to bring us real coffee so when I would ask you if it were real coffee, you wouldn't have had to lie.
LUKE: I'm not giving you guys coffee.
PIPER: What did I do?
LUKE: You're pregnant and besides, Leo and your sisters told me you couldn't have coffee.
LORELAI: You're mean.
LUKE: Hey, you can hardly tell the difference between decaf and caffeine.
LORELAI: (frowning) I'm a junkie remember, I can tell the difference between your coffee and Starbucks, even if it's made from the same pack of beans.
LUKE: (gives them a refill) Here's your decaf ladies.
PIPER: Thanks Luke.
LORELAI: I hate you.
LUKE: (bows and gives her a kiss) I love you too.
LORELAI: You're cheating.
LUKE: I have customers to attend to.
LORELAI: This discussion is not over yet, mister!
PIPER: You don't give up, do you?
LORELAI: You shouldn't either.
PIPER: I'm not as addicted as you are.
LORELAI: You're lying.
PIPER: And I'm used to this already, I swear, after this baby, I'm through with pregnancies.
LORELAI: I can't believe you had three kids so shortly after each other, that's just courageous.
PIPER: This was really not what I had planned, but I'm happy.
LORELAI: (takes a sip from her coffee) Luke, can we have some donuts?
LUKE: (from the counter) Just a moment.
LORELAI: Have you thought of any names yet?
PIPER: Only if it's a girl, Prudence Melinda, after my sister. We originally intended that name for Wyatt, but you can hardly call a boy Prue.
LORELAI: That would probably get him into trouble at school.
PIPER: What about you?
LORELAI: Probably William if it's a boy, after Luke's father, but I haven't really thought of girls names yet. You see, name giving is not my strong point, I named my daughter after myself, though I blame that entirely on the drugs.
PIPER: (looks at her watch) Well, I have to go, the teenagers await.
LORELAI: Good luck.
PIPER: Thanks. I need it.
CUT TO – Yale dorms – noon
RORY: (opens the door) Hey. (gives JESS a kiss)
JESS: Hey to you too. (kisses her back, scans the apartment for something)
RORY: The coast is clear.
JESS: Are you sure? She's not gonna show up unexpected?
RORY: She's got class until four.
JESS: Good.
RORY:
(chuckles) Why? Did you plan something?
JESS: (picks her up) I
might.
RORY: (laughing) Jess, what are you doing? Put me down.
JESS: (carries her to her room and puts her on the bed and sits next to her) I missed you. (kisses her)
RORY: You saw me the day before yesterday.
JESS: (starts singing very false with dramatic expression on his face) I can't liveeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! If living is without yououou! I can't li-i-i-i-ve…
RORY: (puts her hand on his mouth) Whitney Houston, Jess?
JESS: (shrugs) It was the first thing that popped in my head.
RORY: I'm telling my mom about this.
JESS: You wouldn't dare.
RORY: Try me.
(JESS kisses RORY and they let themselves fall on the beds)
A/N: I'll leave the rest to your imagination…
