A/N: I know I have a lot of coffee fights between Luke and Lorelai, but I mean, they do it in the show as well, don't they? And I know it's a lot of baby talk, but I'm currently out of inspiration…

CUT TO – Luke's – noon

LORELAI: So, they left?

PIPER: Yeah, this morning.

LORELAI: Is everything okay?

PIPER: I just miss them you know, I've lived with sisters my entire life and we've been through so much together. It's hard.

LORELAI: You'll get used to it.

PIPER: They're so excited about the baby, they were my midwives when Wyatt was born and now they won't even be there during the pregnancy.

LORELAI: Midwives? You gave birth at home?

PIPER: (grins) It's a long story. I didn't really want a home birth at first, you know.

LORELAI: I can totally imagine that. But with Rory it really wasn't an option.

PIPER: I wonder what it's like to have a normal birth.

LORELAI: There's nothing normal about the entire process. It's just torture.

PIPER: Yeah, but it's worth it.

LORELAI: That's true.

PIPER: What I meant was, I had Wyatt six weeks too early and I was very stressed and Chris was born with a c-section because of complications…

LORELAI: Now you're scaring me.

PIPER: I was under a lot of stress both times. But enough about giving birth, let's not think about that too much, what's up with you and your mom?

LORELAI: We've still haven't fought, it's been a full four days already.

PIPER: And your dad?

LORELAI: He's coming over tonight. As much as I'm enjoying my friends time with my mother, I don't want my parents to split up.

PIPER: I'm sure it'll be fine, from what you've told me.

LORELAI: Isn't that what they tell all children whose parents split up?

PIPER: Every couple has its rough periods. Leo and I were separated for nine months.

LORELAI: Are you serious?

PIPER: We were fighting all the time about work, Wyatt, my sisters even and he moved out of the manor. I even started dating again.

LORELAI: If I see you guys now, I can't imagine that at all. You look so happy.

PIPER: We are now. Anyway my sisters got us back together one day and then nine months later Chris was born.

LORELAI: (grinning) I see.

LUKE: Do you guys want some more coffee?

LORELAI: Is it real coffee?

LUKE: What do you think?

LORELAI: Tell me what I want to hear.

LUKE: It's real coffee.

LORELAI: You're lying. I can see it in your eyes.

LUKE: You told me to tell you what you wanted to hear.

LORELAI: That is where you are wrong, my friend, you were supposed to bring us real coffee so when I would ask you if it were real coffee, you wouldn't have had to lie.

LUKE: I'm not giving you guys coffee.

PIPER: What did I do?

LUKE: You're pregnant and besides, Leo and your sisters told me you couldn't have coffee.

LORELAI: You're mean.

LUKE: Hey, you can hardly tell the difference between decaf and caffeine.

LORELAI: (frowning) I'm a junkie remember, I can tell the difference between your coffee and Starbucks, even if it's made from the same pack of beans.

LUKE: (gives them a refill) Here's your decaf ladies.

PIPER: Thanks Luke.

LORELAI: I hate you.

LUKE: (bows and gives her a kiss) I love you too.

LORELAI: You're cheating.

LUKE: I have customers to attend to.

LORELAI: This discussion is not over yet, mister!

PIPER: You don't give up, do you?

LORELAI: You shouldn't either.

PIPER: I'm not as addicted as you are.

LORELAI: You're lying.

PIPER: And I'm used to this already, I swear, after this baby, I'm through with pregnancies.

LORELAI: I can't believe you had three kids so shortly after each other, that's just courageous.

PIPER: This was really not what I had planned, but I'm happy.

LORELAI: (takes a sip from her coffee) Luke, can we have some donuts?

LUKE: (from the counter) Just a moment.

LORELAI: Have you thought of any names yet?

PIPER: Only if it's a girl, Prudence Melinda, after my sister. We originally intended that name for Wyatt, but you can hardly call a boy Prue.

LORELAI: That would probably get him into trouble at school.

PIPER: What about you?

LORELAI: Probably William if it's a boy, after Luke's father, but I haven't really thought of girls names yet. You see, name giving is not my strong point, I named my daughter after myself, though I blame that entirely on the drugs.

PIPER: (looks at her watch) Well, I have to go, the teenagers await.

LORELAI: Good luck.

PIPER: Thanks. I need it.

CUT TO – Yale dorms – noon

RORY: (opens the door) Hey. (gives JESS a kiss)

JESS: Hey to you too. (kisses her back, scans the apartment for something)

RORY: The coast is clear.

JESS: Are you sure? She's not gonna show up unexpected?

RORY: She's got class until four.

JESS: Good.

RORY: (chuckles) Why? Did you plan something?
JESS: (picks her up) I might.

RORY: (laughing) Jess, what are you doing? Put me down.

JESS: (carries her to her room and puts her on the bed and sits next to her) I missed you. (kisses her)

RORY: You saw me the day before yesterday.

JESS: (starts singing very false with dramatic expression on his face) I can't liveeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! If living is without yououou! I can't li-i-i-i-ve…

RORY: (puts her hand on his mouth) Whitney Houston, Jess?

JESS: (shrugs) It was the first thing that popped in my head.

RORY: I'm telling my mom about this.

JESS: You wouldn't dare.

RORY: Try me.

(JESS kisses RORY and they let themselves fall on the beds)

A/N: I'll leave the rest to your imagination…