A/N: A new chapter! I've finished my exams so I'm very happy, but thinking is not going very well anymore… I hope you guys like this. And I'll let you translate the Dutch yourselves, it's not very difficult. (try to pronounce it and tell me how it went, I'm really curious) There are a lot of great translating sites… Thanks everyone for the reviews. I'm glad you still like it.
Lora: I'm not going to do the whole power thing (maybe later, dunno) because that would make it all about the magic and what I want to accomplish here, is just a normal (as normal as Stars Hollow can be) life for everyone...
CUT TO – Dragonfly Inn Reception - afternoon
MICHEL: It is not my fault your children are monsters, it is not my fault you lost them.
LORELAI: (joins him behind the counter) Michel (hits him in the stomach and he leaves) I'm sorry for the evil Frenchman Mr. and Mrs. Parker, how can I help you?
MRS.PARKER: We left the children here for five minutes and when we got back they were gone.
LORELAI: In the foyer?
MRS.PARKER: Yes. And when I asked Michel if he would watch them and he nodded.
LORELAI: Aha. Well, they can't be far, can they?
MR.PARKER: We've searched all over the place and they're not here.
LORELAI: Have you been to the kitchen?
MRS.PARKER: We just searched around here.
LORELAI: (nods) Will you excuse me for a second.
MR.PARKER: Sure.
CUT TO - Kitchen
LORELAI: Sook?
SOOKIE: Over here.
LORELAI: (makes her way through the kitchen and finds SOOKIE next to the fridge) What are you doing?
ROSIE: The lady is giving us cookies.
SOOKIE: Michel scared them. They're so cute.
LORELAI: Their parents are searching for them. Come on guys, follow me.
JOEY: (to SOOKIE) Can we have another cookie?
SOOKIE: Sure Joey. (gives the kids both a cookie)
LORELAI: (takes the children's hands) Let's go to your mommy and daddy.
ROSIE: Is the scary man still there?
LORELAI: I sent him away, don't worry.
CUT TO - foyer
LORELAI: I found them.
ROSIE: (runs to her mother) Mommy!
MRS.PARKER: (picks her daughter up) Don't run away anymore all right?
JOEY: (goes to her as well) But the scary man-
MRS.PARKER: It's okay, kids.
LORELAI: Once again, I'm sorry for the inconvenience.
MR.PARKER: Thank you for finding them.
LORELAI: Have a nice day.
MRS.PARKER: Come on kids
(the PARKERs go outside)
LORELAI: Michel! (goes into the dining room) Just try to be nice to the customers.
MICHEL: But they were screaming and running around and I was working.
LORELAI: I don't care if they try to undress you, they're kids Michel. And you always, even if it is Taylor, you always be polite to the clients.
MICHEL: I am always polite.
LORELAI: You told them their children were monsters.
MICHEL: But they were! I was just telling the truth.
LORELAI: How would you feel if someone would call your dogs monsters?
MICHEL: My babies are not monsters.
LORELAI: That is how you feel, but someone else may think that is not true.
MICHEL: Are you suggesting that my dogs are monsters.
LORELAI: No Michel, I'm just trying to make a point here, all right? You do not call our clients names. Michel?
MICHEL: You are an evil woman.
LORELAI: You are an evil man, so I guess that makes us even.
MICHEL: I hate you.
LORELAI: (goes to the kitchen) I love you too (the phone rings) now answer the phone
CUT TO - kitchen
LORELAI: I swear, one day, I'm just gonna kill that man.
SOOKIE: (holds a spoon with sauce before LORELAI) Taste. Something's missing, but I can't figure out what.
LORELAI: (takes the spoon and tastes) Sugar!
SOOKIE: Sugar? (tastes again herself)
LORELAI: It's too sour, you have to tip of the balance by adding a bit of sweetness.
SOOKIE: You're a genius. (looks at LORELAI suspiciously) Since when do you know anything about cooking?
LORELAI: Nigella Lawson was on TV.
SOOKIE: You were watching Nigella Lawson?
LORELAI: I was waiting for Sex and The City to begin.
SOOKIE: (takes sugar and throws something in the pot, she stirs it and tastes again) Oh my god. You were completely right. This tastes great.
LORELAI: I'm a cooking miracle!
SOOKIE: (frowns) You're a real Martha Stewart!
LORELAI: Thank you.
SOOKIE: Here's a cookie.
LORELAI: (takes the cookie) Thank you auntie Sookie! (babytalk)
(SOOKIE rolls her eyes)
CUT TO – Yale dorms – same time
(RORY and JESS are lying on RORY's bed, RORY has a dictionary in her hands)
RORY: (in Dutch) Hallo, ik ben Rory.
JESS: Hello, I am Rory.
RORY: Very good. Next: Ik ben een ezel.
JESS: (raises his eyebrows) I'm not a donkey. You've been watching Friends too much. You do remember what Gunther answered to that?
RORY: I was funny.
JESS: No you weren't.
RORY: Yes I was!
JESS: Jij bent saai.
RORY: (starts looking in dictionary) Oh! That's mean.
JESS: I wasn't the one who ordered an Dutch-English dictionary.
RORY: I didn't order it, it was a gift because I am such a great Amazon client.
JESS: So they send you something you can't use?
RORY: I could've used it in Amsterdam.
JESS: You never left the airport.
RORY: I could've made conversation with the airline people.
JESS: Whatever.
RORY: Ik ben geweldig.
JESS: Give me that thing.
RORY: (throws the dictionary away and kisses him) Hi.
JESS: That does not solve it, you know.
RORY: (puts out her tongue) My mom would agree with me.
JESS: Your mom is in love with Willy Wonka.
RORY: Hello! The man makes candy!
JESS: Come here you. (kisses her again and pushes her back on the bed)
(off screen we can hear the apartment door opening and people entering)
PARIS: (OS) Don't tease me.
GUY: (OS) I'm not, you're beautiful.
PARIS: (OS) What are you doing?
GUY: (OS) I'm kissing you, what does it look like?
JESS: (looks at RORY, surprised) Is that Paris? (whispering)
RORY: I think so (whispering, opens the door a little and starts to spie)
JESS: Who is that? (still whispering)
RORY: I have no clue.
PARIS: (kissing the GUY) My room's over there.
JESS: Did she just tell him where her room was?
RORY: Is that Paris?
(the GUY pushes PARIS into the room and closes the door)
RORY: I can't believe we just saw that.
JESS: I'm shocked.
(they grin)
JESS: (looks at the clock) I gotta go.
(they go outside and stop at the door)
RORY: I think I'm gonna leave the two love-birds alone.
JESS: Let's go them.
(they leave but just before they close the door JESS opens his mouth)
JESS: Have fun Paris!
RORY: (closes the door) I can't believe you just did that.
JESS: Oh come on, you wanted to do it yourself.
RORY: I did not.
JESS: Liar!
