I left Friday after my shift. It took 16 hours from my city home to get to Forget-Me-Not Valley (On the South-East coast of Australia) and what a bus trip it was. Sitting in an upright position behind a mother with a young child. Children tend to be a lot more vocal about things. "Mummy, I'm hungry" "Mum, I'm Bored" "Mummy, where did the buildings go" "Mummy, I need to go number two". However the movie on the bus was called "The Neutracetamol Resistance". Deliciously bootylicious babe Ms. Derigazz becomes the Vice-Principal of Neverlent Falls High. Little does Techno Geek Jakato Reed know that she is an alien from space bent on world domination through her most evil plan yet: to spread a deadly virus throughout the world that turns people into her perfect slaves. With the help of Jakatos' AI "Francesca 001", his Otaku friend Carlos and space bounty hunters Modoka and Nash, they overcome Ms. Derigazzs' Beauty and power and stop the virus from spreading before the Virus Spreads from Neverlent High to the world.

It was towards the end of the movie on top of "Ms Derigazzs' Neutrality Death Fortress" it was raining and the final showdown was about to take place.

Nash: Stand back everyone! I'm about to use my super petrification attack.

(Goes into Super Petrification Attack Stance, Everyone ducks down,)

Special Effect: Big Zappy things coming from Nash's' hands.

Nash: Peeeee Caaaaaannnnnn Piieeeeee ATTACK!

Special Effect: Zappy thing come from Nashs' hands and fly in the air and collide with Ms. Derigazz. Grey is starting to creep through her body as she turns to stone.

Ms Derigazz: (Looks down at her body) Oh monkey trumpets. (Takes one last dive and grabs onto Carlos' Ankle as the final parts of Ms Derigazz turn to stone, Carlos Starts Tuning to stone.

Carlos: OH SHIT! (Carlos drops to his knees in agony as he continues to turn to stone) (Whimpering) Jakato, come here for a second, there is something I want to tell you.

Jakato: Anything Carlos.

Carlos: I…

Child behind me: THIS IS STUPID AND BORING!

(The last of Carlos gets petrified)

With the aid of that punk kid I missed out of the most important lines of the entire movie. I look behind me and leer at him.

"Mummy, that scary man is looking at me again" He winged as he pulled on his tired mums shirt.

"Leave my boy alone, pervert!"

That made the rest of the trip very awkward.

I got off at the bus station only to be greeted by… a sign that said "Forget-Me-Not Valley 6 km, follow designated path. The air was fresh and crisp; I had a hell of a lot of time to appreciate it as I was led on a hike through the mountains.

Eventually I made it to Forget-Me-Not Valley and I thought to myself "Now what"?