Marissa: We own the Teen Titans!
Celine: No we don't.
Marissa: Yeah, Remember when we bought them on ebay?
Domie: How y'all doing y'all?
Marissa and Celine: Shut up Domie! We're in the middle of a very important argument!
Domie: Oh, you mean like the time one of you thought Slade was dead and the other thought Slade was alive?
Marissa: No.
Celine: He's alive!
Marissa: He's dead!
Celine: Alive!
Marissa: Dead!
Celine: Alive!
Marissa: Dead!
Domie: How yall doing yall? Those two crazy people don't own nothing, so just enjoy this saner segment of Raven's Soap Opera
( This section takes place three months after Raven Left.)
Raven's soap opera
Chapter 1
Cyborg flipped threw the channels.
"Boring, Rerun, Stupid, educational, government funded, Girly, I don't need no stinkin' diamond rings, What's this?" He said to himself finally stopping on channel 64. He stared, transfixed into the TV.
Do you ever feel like breaking down?
Do you ever feel out of place?
::Starfire played by Amber Brahma::
Like somehow you just don't belong
And no one understands you
::Robin played by Ryan Chandler::
Do you ever wanna runaway?
Do you lock yourself in your room?
::Cyborg played by Will Rock::
With the radio on turned up so loud
that no one hears you screaming
No you don't know what it's like
When nothing feels all right
::Beast Boy played by Anthony Ruiz::
You don't know what it's like
To be like me
::Terra played by Ashley Lora::
To be hurt To feel lost
To be left out in the dark
:: Slade played by Orlando Akien::
To be kicked when you're down
To feel like you've been pushed around
::Raven played by Arella Roth::
To be on the edge of breaking down
But no one's there to save you
::Written by Lucky 13::
No you don't know what it's like
Welcome to my life
"Starfire I have something to tell you." Robin said.
"Yes friend-Robin, tell me." Starfire said, swirling around to face him. Robin took her hands in his.
"My mom, and my dad- I think you should know" Robin said closing his eye's,
"They died Star, they died in a trapeze accident" Starfire gasped
"Dude! Your watching a soap opera!" Beast boy asked looking at Cyborg oddly.
"Shut-up!" Cyborg glared then in a hushed tone said" Robin just confessed to Starfire that his parents died in a trapeze accident" Beast boy shrugged and sat down next to Cyborg.
"Friend-Robin, why didn't you tell me this now. Soon Slade will call and-" Starfire began.
"Because I care about you. That's why you have to understand why I can't let you face Slade with us." Robin said hugging her.
"Oh Robin I-" She began
Suddenly the alarm blared.
"It's time Star I have to go"
"Robin, I will not let you!"
"Star…"
"Not without me"
"Dude that's so sad" Beast boy sniffled as Cyborg handed a tissue to him.
Raven, Cyborg and Beast boy turned to the screen as Starfire and Robin walked in.
"Hello Titans" Slade said from the screen. "Come meet me in the final battle, Robin I trust you know where I am " He zapped out.
" Great" Raven said sarcastically," his old base right?"
Robin nodded, "Titans move!"
"Ready Raven" Beast boy said
"Always" She smiled walking ahead.
"Beast boy likes raven" Cyborg coughed
"Shut it!" Beast boy said then looked at Raven, who was up ahead. She looked back at him.
"OH MY GOD!" Beast boy squealed clutching his pillow.
"Hit me" Beast boy said running up to Raven.
"Gladly-Wait why?" Raven asked
"Just do it!" He said
"No" She said simply.
"This could be the last time you ever get to hit me!"
"No thanks I'll let Slade do that"
"Then kiss me" He whispered taking a few steps closer.
"Beast boy" She whispered
" Raven" He whispered lips barley meeting. Raven pushed herself closer causing their lips to meet.
Raven wrapped her arms around Beast boy's neck. As quickly as the kiss started, it ended.
"Save some for after." Beast boy winked and walked off.
"You wish." Raven glared.
The screen faded to another that said "Bloopers" at the top. (Celine/ director 1, Marissa/ director 2)
"Beast Boy" Raven glared.
"Raven" Beast Boy glared.
"Celine." Marissa glared.
Everyone laughs.
Raven: you wish!
Celine: Evil Hobo army!
Raven: (blinks) (Rolls on the floor laughing)
Marissa: O.K….why?
Celine: I wanted to know if she could show emotion.
Marissa: She's an actress.
Celine: Or is she?
(twilight zone music plays.)
Robin: My mommy- whoops
Robin: My mommy and daddy die-damnit
Starfire: (gasp)……..I forgot my line.
End Bloopers
Next time on Raven in titans tower. The Titans face Slade and Terra comes back to life.
"Beast boy?"
"Terra?"
Marissa: Why don't we own the Teen Titans?
Celine: I don't know, IT'S DOMIES FAULT!
Marissa: Yeah, ITS ALL DOMIES FAULT!
(High fives are exchanged.)
