In all the fun, Lorelai had taken off Luke's hat and her scarf- now both lying behind the couch. They both knew that if this went any further, it might be tricky for Lorelai to get her turtleneck up and over her head. Well, she succeeded at that fairly quickly. Luke- now having memorized the exact shade of red that was Lorelai's bra- started to slip out of his flannel. He- now clad in a tank top and jeans- rolled Lorelai onto her back. Love? Is that what this is? Maybe, I should've figured out I loved her a long time ago... No, I definitely should've figured that out. I was so naive, wasn't I.
This is fun. We should do this more often.
There's knock at Lorelai's front door, and not in a dirty, double entendre kind of way.
Lorelai doesn't hear it the first time, but Luke does. He pulls off of her.
"Hey! Where you goin'?" What wrong with him?
"Oh great. Put your shirt back on."
"Oh, yeah. You're really gettin' me hot now." She grabs her sweater, and pulls it back on as there is another knock at the door. This one is more forceful, angry.
The door swings open.
"Jason!" My already boyfriend. Table for Hell- party for one, maybe two, seeing at how mean and picky they are. How could I forget I already had a boyfriend?
Jason starts yelling at her for the most obvious of reasons. "Lorelai! What are you doing? Who the Hell is this guy?"
Luke stands on the sidelines extremely confused and angry at this man screaming at Lorelai.
Lorelai is extremely frightened by this situation and on the verge of tears as she attempts to explain the it all to her "already boyfriend". "I don't know what to say, Jason. I'm sorry, but I just I forgot that you and I..." This sounds so stupid, but then again, I'm stupid, so it just sounds like me. Once again, I screwed things up. "were- uh, are in a relationship."
Jason starts screaming st her again. "Lorelai! How completely moronic do you..."
Luke cuts him off, "Look, if you're just gonna yell at her, maybe you should leave."
"Excuse me, you were the one that was making out with my girlfriend."
"I didn't know she was anyone's girlfriend. She didn't tell me." Did she really just forget about this imbecile. Did she just think I was a good way to get rid of him?
"And that makes it right?"
"None of this is right."
"You're telling me."
"Lorelai, are you okay?" Luke asks angry but genuinely worried about how she is at the moment.
"I'm so sorry, Luke." How could I do this to him? "I really wanted 'us' to work." A tear rolls down her cheek.
"It can't still work? I mean if you still want to be with him," gesturing at the man in the leather jacket staring dumfounded by the circumstances, "you can. I'm not gonna make you be with me."
Jason butts in. "Lorelai, please just tell me who this is."
"This is Luke, my..."
"Oh, the diner guy. Well, congratulations, man. You can have the slut."
"Don't you ever call her that again!" Luke booms. Who does he think he is? Luke steps closer to closer. He's hovering over the weak insurance man, as he rants. "Her name is Lorelai Gilmore. You can call her Lorelai or Miss Gilmore or Lorelai Gilmore or you can call her that ravishing woman incomparable to anyone else. You will never he call her that again. I can make sure you never call her that again.
Like it? Reveiw! And again, I'm sorry there wasn't more than there was. Next time, I promise- It'll be two times this size.
