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Warning:This fanfic is a slash, meaning male/male relationships, specifically, Riku/Sora. So if you are in any way offended by this, please don't read any further. If you choose to ignore this warning and end up hating this fic, then please don't flame about it because of the fact that it's a slash!!!!

I was originally going to update a week from now, but then I decided to do it yesterday...but then my comp crashed and it refused to turn on... As you can imagine, this pissed me off. I've been really busy w/ my other two fics and now I'm starting to write a FOURTH one...another Kingdom Hearts fic, but a darkfic and really very depressing and sad. Anyway, if you happen to be interested in Pirates of the Caribbean or Demon Diary, please take a look at my other fanfics. Thank you!

Clothes Make the Man

"C'mon Riku, you wouldn't wanna keep her waiting, now would you?" Tidus tapped his feet impatiently as Riku got off his bed.

"Actually, I don't really mind," Riku replied coldly. Tidus was really starting to get on his nerves.

"You are going, right?" Tidus asked.

"Whatever, I have nothing better to do. Plus, I think I'd rather spend the day with her than you, Tiffany," Riku teased. No one could stay mad at Tidus for long.

"Hey!" Tidus objected.

"Yeah, yeah," Riku stood in front of his closet, trying to decide what to wear. He finally picked a dark green muscle tee.

"Looks like some one's trying to show off their muscles," Tidus chuckled. Typical.

"At least I have muscles," Riku countered, "now, I know you'd love to see me naked, but can you get out for a sec so I can change?"

"Oh, so now you want me to leave? I thought you were trying to show off," Tidus stayed put.

"Geez Tidus, I didn't know you were that desperate," Riku ignored Tidus' presence and started stripping(A/N: I'm not sure if I should've used that word..) his clothes off.

"Ahhh! Ok, I'll leave!" Tidus covered his eyes and ran for the door.

Meanwhile, outside, things weren't much better.

"What should I say? I'm so scared. Does my hair look ok?" the brunette was talking to herself nervously, pacing back and forth. She combed her hand through her shiny brown locks. It felt so foreign to her, who was in fact a him.

"Sora, you ready?" Tidus was trying to control himself. He couldn't help it. It was just such a funny sight. Sora, cross dressing. He never thought he'd see the day. Tidus had borrowed Selphie's makeup, and after an hour, finally managed to make Sora look like a girl. Sora's hair was a different story. It managed to resist everything Tidus tried. No matter what, it stayed spiky and rigid. Finally, Tidus got fed up and asked his mom for help. Women were always better at things like that. But he had to admit, Sora made a good girl.

"I'm gonna kill you," Sora glared under his lashes, which were accented by the mascara he was wearing. Sora wondered how girls could put up with this.

"Aww, too late to back out now!" Tidus snickered. This was too funny.

"This is so stupid. No way Riku will fall for this," Sora crossed his arms. Riku was a bit slow sometimes, but he wouldn't fall for this. Would he? Sora looked down at the dress he was wearing. Hmm...I hate to admit it, but it's pretty convincing...

Riku came out of his house looking like he owned the place, which was pretty much true. He was wearing the green muscle tee he had previously picked out and a pair of baggy pants. He strode up to Sora and cocked his head. He still had the weird feeling he somehow knew her.

"Riku, it's rude to stare at people, even if they are really hot," Tidus nudged Riku.

"Tidus, didn't you say you were gonna be busy?" Riku didn't really care for the answer, he just wanted Tidus to leave. He was annoying the shit out of him. Tidus had that affect on people.

"Huh, oh yeah," Tidus remembered his own lie and started walking away. He really wasn't busy. He was actually planning on following Sora and Riku.

"Man, you're lucky he was busy, or else you would've been praying to get off of this island," Riku smirked. He was never at a loss with words, and meeting new people was never awkward for him.

"I'll bet," Sora laughed. Wait, was that not girly enough? Ack, act girly! Sora reminded himself and added a flirty giggle.

"His name is Tidus, try to avoid him if you can. I really don't know how he's managed to live so long. I always seem to have an urge to strangle him. You probably would too if you ever got to know him," Riku half-joked. The girl was weird, but kinda pretty when you got up close.

"Really? He seems like a nice person," Sora pretended to be surprised. He wanted to laugh, because he knew how ridiculous he sounded. He was trying to avoid talking too much. Faking a girl voice was not something he did often.

"Appearances are deceiving. By the way, I'm Riku," Riku held out a hand.

"Nice to meet you," Sora took his hand and they shook. It felt strange shaking hands with Riku. Riku just didn't seem like the kind of guy who would be formal. At least he wasn't in front of Sora. He seemed so much politer and more gentlemanly in front of girls.

"May I have the honor of knowing your name?" Riku asked. Usually people tell other people their names after they introduced themselves. Weird.

"Oh, it's um...Hey, what's that?" Sora pointed to his right. Name? That's right, I need a name. I can't just tell him my name is Sora.

"That? That's a tree," Riku looked at where Sora was pointing at. Geez, where did she come from? She doesn't even know what a tree is?

"Yeah, a tree. Can you give me a tour now?" Sora blushed. He wasn't exactly at his best when he was nervous. Right now, he just wanted to get this over with.

"Why not. Although I don't think there's much to see," Riku shrugged, "follow me."

Riku led Sora to the beach. It was starting to get dark. The sun was setting and the air was getting colder. The sunset reflected onto the water, a beautiful array of pink, purple, and shades of blue.

"Wow," Sora was awestruck. He'd never really seen a sunset before, at least, he didn't really ever pay attention. Now he knew why Riku loved sitting by the poupu tree, staring out into the ocean. It was so serene and calming.

"Yeah, it's beautiful," Riku sighed. He loved the sunset, the wild burst of color. Man, if she's like any other girl I've met, I bet she'll ask me to show her the mall next.

"Beautiful," Sora echoed. It really was.

"So, I didn't quite catch your name," Riku turned to face Sora.

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FuzzyVegies: Yeah, now Sora's gotta think up a name for his alter ego.

Sora: Do I have to?

FuzzyVegies: Yeah you do, cause I'm running out of ideas.

Sora: You lazy dork.

FuzzyVegies: And proud of it.

Sora: I can't think of anything.

FuzzyVegies: Ummm, maybe you readers can think of a name? Please? Review and tell me what his(her?) name should be...

Sora: Thanks for coming!

FuzzyVegies: Expect chapter 3 in a week or so.

Sora: Or a month. You're so L-A-Z-Y!

FuzzyVegies: Girly man.

Sora: -_-;;