Disclaimer: I, Kato Shingetsu, being of sound mind and able to type/speak hear by state that I do not own the copyrights to the following: Kingdom Hearts, Yu Yu Hakusho ( The White Book on Ghosts/Poltergeist Report), Invader Zim, or Red Vs Blue (which is a parody of Halo). "Mika" is owned by Neopets ( that's right Neopets) account holder SailorVenusrz. Shikou is owned by fanfiction writer and friend Arienna DyBane. Holly Slyvina is owned by me.
Notice: If you have no idea what Yu Yu Hakusho is then go to absoluteanime dot com and look it up. If you have no idea what Kingdom Hearts is then please wear foil on your head SO I KNOW WHO YOU ARE! (XP)
Notice number two: This chapter is for my brother Mark and the dude who made the numa numa dance. I mention the two together cuz my brother says that they were separated at birth. Mark- Thanks for cheering me on while I write this, I owe you one. To the numa numa guy- keep doing your thing! .
Chapter Two: What becomes of Toast?
Location: A forest preserve area in Tokyo ( time: 6 o'clock...around dessert..)
Insert the 'Next time on Yu Yu Hakusho theme song (the one that they play at the end of each episode cause cartoon network are idiots!)'
" So because of a prank I was in a few months ago- I'm not the target of a psycho by the name of Ansem. It's-" Yuskue began his monologue. But Yusuke was then bashed in the head by a blond girl with fox ears. This was a kit by the name of Shikou.
" Your giving me a head ach with your speech" Shikou said.
Sitting next to Shikou was a cat demon/ priestess by the name of Mika. Mika was playing cards with a brunette haired, cursed human/ telekinetic by the name of Holly.
" Got any three's?" Holly asked
" Go fish" Mika responded
Just then, Kuwabara ran into the campsite. Out of the four, guess who Kuwabara accused of being a demon.
" DEMON!" Kuwabara shouted and pointed at Holly. (a/n- yes he IS that stupid!)
" Leave me be" Holly said, " I am a telekinetic"
After five minutes of an argument between the psychic and the idiot, Holly walked over to Shikou.
" Shikou-chaaan" Holly whined, " Do I really seem-"
Holly was cut off by Shikou when she put her hand out in front of Holly and said " Shh shh shh! Not now Holly! I'm making-" Shikou then turned her back and zapped something. In a proud moment, Shikou held out " TOAST!" she said and smiled.
Mika, Yusuke, and Holly all had sweat drops on there heads. Truly Shikou, with all her mystical powers could do something better then make toast. Were just not sure what...
Just then, Hiei and Kurama walked into the camp site...the poor guys...they won't be spared either.
While Mika stood there with hearts for eyes, everyone else greeted the two.
" Komban-wa nakama" Holly said politely (translation: Good evening comrades)
" DEMON!" Kuwabara shouted
" Silence village idiot!" Holly shouted back. It shut Kuwabara up (Thank God).
Anyway, while Mika walked out of view with Kurama (no doubt to profess her love to him for the 16th billionth time), the others sat at their camp.
" So why are we here again?" Shikou asked
" It always begins in a forest.." Hiei said
Everyone did a double take, Hiei never spoke. So naturally, everyone's reaction was somewhat called for-
" IT'S THE APOCALYPSE!" Kuwabara shouted and ran to get supplies for the end of the world.
" How long is he gonna be gone?" Holly asked
" About an hour.. give or take" Yusuke said
" Thank God" The others sighed with relief.
Meanwhile-
Mika was once again trying to tell Kurama how much she loved him. Trust this here narrator, if I had a dime every time she did this- I would be rich. But because were on a tight schedule-
" Wait.. I think the apocalypse is coming" Kurama said and ran off
Mika looked up to the sky and said " Why God why!"
So after bolting back to the campsite, Kurama and Mika saw the most unusual thing occurring.
Hiei was giving a lecture on how the world was going to end.
"-then, the Irken armada will bring the slaughtering rat people from the planet Blorch to earth" Hiei said, " And the survivors will be taken to Vort home of the universe's most conferrable couch"
As Hiei was talking about the end of the world Yusuke, Shikou, and Holly were munching on popcorn.
" Will there be ice cream of the planet Vort?" Shikou asked
" Of course!" Hiei answered, " You cannot have the universe's most conferrable couch without ice cream!"
" THAT'S IT I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!" Mika shouted, " I LOVE YOU KURAMA!"
" OH FOR GOD'S SAKE!" Holly stood up, " WHY MUST YOU DO THIS EVERY SINGLE STORYLINE YOUR IN?"
Everyone took a few steps back when Holly went ballistic on Mika.
" Um...er-I mean I sense something east of us" Holly said while trying to keep her cool.
" Let's go" Yusuke said
Everyone ran ahead and saw Kuwabara setting up his bomb shelter.
" Dude..." Shikou said in awe, " Can it survive the end of the world?"
" Yep!" Kuwabara said proudly.
As a joke, Yusuke merely poked the load bearing pole of the shelter. But the bomb shelter crumbled within five seconds and was reduced to rubble.
" Ya know what" Holly said to Kuwabara, " I am SO glad I didn't place my faith in something you built"
" I take it YOU can do a better job?" Kuwabara shouted
" You bet y-"
Just then, a bunch of little black gangly creatures, Heartless appeared in front of everyone.
" Just my day..." Yusuke said
And so the seven went into combat. It seemed like the good guys were going to win but then Ansem appeared out of nowhere and separated the group. Before you knew it, the seven were sent to random planets from Kingdom Hearts...and before you know it- chapter two is over!
Next chapter!
Back to the dynamic (cough) duo.
And the exciting conclusion of the staring contest!
After chapter notice- The 'end of the world' bit that Hiei was explaining contained information about two planets from Invader Zim. Blorch: Home of the Slaughter Rat People and Vort: Home of the universe's most conferrable couch. The two were mentioned in the first episode of Invader Zim.
(" Doom doom doom...Go home now!" quote Mrs. Bitters from Invader Zim) -go review monkeys!
