Disclaimer: I, Kato Shingetsu, do not own the copyrights to the following things: Kingdom Hearts, Yu Yu Hakusho, Invader Zim, or Red Vs Blue ( Which is a Parody of Halo. Mika is provided courtesy of neopets account holder SailorVenusrz. Shikou is provided courtesy of fanfiction's own Arienna DyBane. Holly is appearing because I created her. Ben, Jimmy and Stephen are appearing because I made them.
Chapter Three: Spaceship blues
The mini gummi ship took off with a mighty roar as Kato Shingetsu ( enraged authoress) and Ben/Benji ( prairie-dog/muse/muffin man!) were on a glorious quest to destroy Ansem.
" Ok Ben" Kato said, "-our mission begins now! Let us reign some doom down upon the filthy heads of our doomed enemies!"
" I'm gonna sing the doom song now!" Ben said happily and began to sing: " Doom doom doom doom doom dooom! Do-do-do! Doom doom doom doom doom dooooom!"
The ship continued to fly into the depths of space. Six hours later, there was our prairie-dog, still singing The Doom Song.
" Doom doom doom do-doom doomie doomie doomie!"
" Bennn" Kato moaned, her brain halfway rotted, " would you please stop sing-"
Ben put his finger in front of Kato's face so he could finish the song: " Doom doom do-do-do doom! The End!"
Something was then picked up on radar and the two look on the video monitor to see an outer space gas station.
" We should pick up some refreshments...we got about another six hour drive ahead of us" Kato said
So, the two went into the gas station only to find that the cashier was protected by an inch thick shield wall of bullet/laser proof glass.
" I think we found one of those ghetto quick stops" Ben said
But lo friends, Kato was not listening. The authoress had found a can of auburn hair dye.
" hm...dare I dye over my natural dark brown hair?" Kato thought for a second and then grinned.
Back in THE ROOM WITH A MOOSE (...and Jimmy...)
Jimmy glared at The Moose. The Moose glared back at Jimmy. Just then, some guy walked in with a bag of Taco's from The Crazy Taco Store.
" Lunch time Bob!" Stephen said
The Moose looked away from Jimmy and at the bag of Taco's. This was The Moose's downfall.
" HA!" Jimmy shouted, " I WON! I WON!"
Insert whatever sound a moose makes when it's surprised...because that's what The Moose was...surprised that he lost and POOF! The Moose turned into dust!
" o.o...oook" Jimmy said after a moment
" So you beat Bob?" Stephen said, " Here have a taco"
Jimmy munched on the taco and said his thanks.
" So how'd you end up in this fanfiction?" Jimmy asked
" I introduced Kato to Invader Zim" Stephen answered
" Good going" Jimmy replied.
" Anyway" Stephen said, "- to show you my gratitude for destroying Bob, I will take you to Traverse Town. I am trying to build a machine that will instantly zap you to any world in the game...no gummi ship required!"
" Sounds nice" Jimmy said
Back with Ben and Kato:
Ben was sipping on a Mt. Dew while looking for Kato. Someone walked up to Ben and tapped him on the shoulder.
" Ready to go?" Kato said...her hair now dark brown/reddish/cooler-then-Kairi's-crappy hair-style-cause-she's-a-loser!
" You dyed your hair?" Ben said, " In the middle of the story?"
" Yep!" Kato responded while smiling.
"...ok then" Ben said after a moment.
The two went back onto their gummi ship, leaving the shop keeper to ponder if Kato had paid for the hair dye. Oh and did I mention that the two christened the ship the S.S. Minnow Johnson?...Well they did.
They now continued on Operation: Impending Doom Part I.
" Can I sing the Doom song again?" Ben asked
"-no" Kato answered.
" Pleaseee?" Ben asked
"-NO!" Kato shouted.
" V.V...Your no fun!" Ben said.
Just then, something smashed into the mini gummi ship. Kato checked the visual and saw-
" Piggies?" Kato gasped.
" Really?" Ben said, " I was think underpants gnomes."
At the Hallow Bastion, Ansem was controlling the ship that was attacking the S.S. Minnow Johnson with a Playstation II controller.
" HIT X!" Riku shouted, " QUICK! NO, NOW PRESS TRIANGLE, DOWN. QUARTER CIRCLE BACK!...AWWW YOUR DOING IT ALL WRONG!"
" STOP SCREAMING IN MY EAR!" Ansem shouted back into Riku's ear, " More piggies Riku! I demand Piggies!"
Riku reached into his pocket and gave Ansem his last pink, rubber, piggie plushy. Ansem gave Riku a raised eyebrow. This boy had more plushys in his room then Aerith, Sephiroth, and Cid combined. Riku sighed and took out a huge bag of the piggie plushy's from his pants pocket.
" eheheheheheh" Riku grinned and was about to grab one.
" No Riku these are for science!" Ansem shouted, " SCIENCE!"
" T.T...your no fun...your a hard ass like Kato" Riku commented.
" oh ok" Ansem gave permission to Riku. Truth be told, Ansem hated being called a hard ass.
" WHEEEE" Riku shouted and jumped into his pile of piggie plushsies.
So here were 2 people in a mini gummi ship being plagued by flying rubber piggie plushies.
" Turn on the wind shield wipers! Quick!" Ben shouted
Somewhere in the Third District of Traverse Town:
Sora, Donald and Goofy were coming out of a curio shop when.
" WAHHHHHH!"
A loud CRASH, followed by an angry cat "MEOOOWW" was heard.
" Trouble!" Sora shouted.
The three ran to the crash site to see a boy with orange hair (Kuwabara), a kitty girl (Mika) and another guy with red hair (Kurama).
" What the-?" Sora said as the three checked on the ones who fell from the sky.
" You think somebody pushed em out off a plane with a message written on em like in Con Air?" Donald asked cautiously.
" What are you talking about?" Goofy asked.
" OH DID THAT SUCK!" Mika shouted and shot up. The guys came two a moment later because of Mika's shouting.
" What happened to the others?" Kuwabara asked.
" AIIIEEEEEE!"
The scream came from a running Holly. Holly was running from a large body heartless. Sora, Donald and Goofy charged at the giant heartless while Holly withdrew from fighting.
" What happened to you?" Mika asked
" I ran into one of those things and it burned my arm when I punched it" Holly said,
" Nullified my telekinesis too the bastard"
" This place seems oddly familiar" Kurama said
" Oh don't tell me another place you looted along time ago" Kuwabara commented.
" No were in Traverse Town" Holly said
" How do you know!" Kuwabara asked
" Wait for it..." Holly said
Right after Sora, Goofy and Donald beat the Large Body Heartless, the giant, yellow TRAVERSE TOWN sign appeared over the four outsiders heads.
" See ." Holly said smiling.
" Oh sweet!" Mika said, " It's almost like your psychic"
After all the little introductions, the large group was in the first district of traverse town. They were hanging out at the cafe where the candles never stay blown out (a/n: go to the cafe and attack the candles, they will re-light themselves after a few moments...It's true!).
" So you and your friends are after Ansem?" Sora asked.
" Ya" Mika said, " It all a big gang war...wanna join?"
"...No thanks" Sora, Goofy and Donald responded after 3 seconds of silence.
" Then how we supposed to get off this friggen rock!" Holly asked
" erm...well" Sora said. Then Sora, Donald and Goofy turned and huddled to have a private conversation.
" Should we let em borrow the ship?" Sora asked
" Are you crazy!" Donald commented
" Aw grawsh Donald. They seem like good people" Goofy commented
" And the kitty girl's nice!" Sora said and then commented about the brunette as well.
" What happened to Kairi?" Donald asked Sora
" She put up a restraining order (T.T)" Sora said sadly.
And so under a mutual agreement, the four got the gummi ship under one stipulation:
Sora got to go out with Holly.
" YOU BASTARDS!" Holly shouted at the top of her lungs as the ship took off.
" (:D) Well lets go!" Sora said while dragging Holly off into Traverse Town.
" They are sooo gonna pay for this" Holly said while gritting her teeth.
As Mika was reading the gummi ship's operation manual, she let out a shudder.
" You got a cold or something?" Kuwabara asked
" No.. I'm fine" Mika answered back, " So where we heading?"
The gummi ship was silent.
" We don't know where were going?" Mika asked
" Why not follow the storyline?" Kurama asked
" I thought we were killing Ansem" Kuwabara said.
Just then, an incoming transmission came from another gummi ship.
" Uh Mayday, mayday! This is the S.S. Minnow Johnson" Kato shouted, " We are bei-"
" I thought we were naming this ship-" Ben started to say but then had a seizure and shouted " RIDE THE PIG!"
" Shut UP Ben!" Kato shouted, " Awww screw it... just stay away from where we are cause were being perused by flying piggies!"
Next time on Pulp Fiction:
We will rejoin Stephen and Jimmy. We will find out what happened to Yusuke, Hiei and Shikou. And if possible, we'll introduce MORE CHARACTERS! (gasp)
Stephen walks on and says " A free can of (echo) Space Meat with every review you give on this story. That's right folks (echo) Space Meat. Made possible by operation ( echo) Meat!"
Authoress Notes: In case anyone cares...I reallllly don't like Kairi...
