A/N: Wow, I didn't think people would actually read this! It was just something I did to get the whole musical thing out of my system. Well, on with the show!

Disclaimer: I don't own any of the songs, or the Harry Potter characters, or the Evil Teletubbies –shudder-

Chapter 3: An Evil Greater Than Lord Voldemort

Harry was sooooo happy! He was finally with the Weaslys! They were leaving Gringotts in Diagon, and were about to shop when......

Mrs. Weasly: Remember Harry dear, -music starts up-

Look for the bare necessities

The simple bare necessities

Forget about your worries and your strife

I mean the bare necessities

Harry: Okay, gotcha, bye! –Runs into the nearest store- Whew that was close!

Narrator: So Harry went on his merry way until....

Harry: Hey who said that? AHHHH TELETUBBIES!!!!! PLEASE DON'T HURT ME!!!!!

Tinkie-Winkie: -Teletubbie Music starts- Tinkie-Winkie!

Dipsy: Dipsy!

Lala: Lala!

Po: Po!

All Teletubbies: Teletubbies, Teletubbies, SAY HELLO!

Po: Hello!

Harry: -Runs-

Narrator: So Harry ran for his life, he didn't want to end up like that poor baby they trapped in the sun!

Harry: Who is saying that?

Narrator: No one.

Harry: Okay, it makes about as much sense as everything else in my life.