Disclaimer: The only thing I own in this hopeless appendage that is a fanfiction is Holly. Everything else is owned by somebody else. But I got Holly so "NYAHHH!"
POLL RESULTS FROM CHAPTER FOUR-
Kato- 1
Jimmy- 0
Stephen- 1
Mika- 1
Holly- 0
Darkfire- 2
Ben- 3
Ben is the winner of our poll.
" I'd just like to thank my dog mr.scruffels for ELIMINATING ALL THE OTHERS!" Ben says at his acceptance speech.
"Were still here idiot" Kato said
" SILENCE!" Ben shouted to Kato, " Anywho: I'd like to tell you all the story of my lif-"
Ben then feels the massive aura shift. He turns to see Kato who was enraged...and giving off red aura.
"Did you...just tell me to shut up?" Kato said
" uh-oh"
Chapter Five- Hallow Bastion
We now rejoin Stephen, Jimmy, Darkfire and Sephiroth, who were on a gummi ship. The four, deciding to group up, killed Phil and stole his gummi ship (which is wrong- Don't kill Phil and steal his gummi ship..). Where were they going you ask? The Hallow Bastion.
"-so if I kill this Ansem guy" Darkfire was asking Jimmy, " I'll become even stronger then I am now?"
" Think so" Jimmy answered, " probably get his castle and his heartless minions as well"
" Excellent..." Darkfire said with a devious grin.
" So how do you know Holly?" Stephen asked Darkfire
FLASHBACK(...we have a lot of these -.-)
Darkfire was raiding an odd temple. He was about to steal a priceless religious artifact when-
" WAHHHHHHHHH!"-
A brunette fell through the roof and landed on top of the fire demon.
The two groaned at the same time and Darkfire rudely pushed Holly of off him.
" Who the hell are you?" Darkfire asked
" None of ya damn business!" Holly said and stood up, " I'll be taking that stone of resurrection now"
The two lunged for it and at the same time, slapped each others hands out of the way. The two ended up having a slap fight and an argument.
" Why d'ya want the stone?" Holly spat
" None of ya damn business" Darkfire said in a mocking tone.
" Don't you dare mock me" Holly shouted.
The two continued to bicker, their backs to the stone. While the two bickered, two familiar thieves (Yoko and Kurone) walked in. The two, oblivion to the other's sight, merely shrugged their shoulders and stole the artifact.
End Flashback...
Guess who ended the story.
" And I used that stone to come back to life" Kurone said while appearing out of no where.
" Oh yeah" Sephiroth said, " I can come back to life without a stupid rock. OH YOU GOT OWNED!"
MEANWHILE Back on the Hallow Bastion:
" We will need to get different clothing to get into the Hallow Bastion" Kato said while going through the crashed gummi ships computer. " TOO UGLY!" she commented on one costume, " TOO STINKY!...oo that one looks good"
Kato chose on a black baggie over-all costume and stepped into the clothing transformer thing.
" Ahh IT BURNS!" was the only thing Kato could shout.
Kato walked back out wearing the new attire, no burns or bruises could been scene on her.
" Ok for you I'm thinking a French Maid outfit" Kato said to Ben.
"...no...just-no..." Ben said while moving as far away from Kato as possible.
Back with Yusuke, Shikou, Mika, Hiei, Kuwabara, and Kurama.
The six, now joined together, were about a half hour away from the Hallow Bastion.
" WHHEEEEE HEHEHEH!" Shikou shouted while driving the gummi ship. To make matters worse, Shikou was under the influcence (choice of drink: Vodka).
" Are you sure you should be drinking that?" Kurama asked
" Nope nope!" Shikou said while blushing, " But I've got my co-piloet riiiight here!"
Shikou pointed to Mika, who was busy chatting on her cell phone...while driving.
" Hey Yooosoookei!" Shikou shouted, " hic what hoppened to Horri?"
" Horri...who the-" Yusuke said then snicked, " Oh, HOLLY!...um...I don't know"
Back at the Hallow Bastion ( Location: Ansem's control room)
Riku walked into the control room with a slushy in hand. The poor boy forgot to close the front door. As the silver haired teen slurped on favorite drink ( chocolate bubble gum), Ansem walked in.
" Riku!" Ansem shouted, " You cannot leave the door wide open!"
" I got chocolate bubblegum!" Riku said absent-mindedly.
Ansem sighed and slammed the door shut, " Riku we have some 12-13 people coming here only for the purpose of beating the hell out of me"
" Repo-men?" Riku asked
" No-no" Ansem answered back, " An enraged authoress and her muses...I think some anime are coming as well. God, when I first started this whole "World Domination" deal, I didn't have any connections to anime characters...or even friends. It was just me! Now look at me! I'm 30 years old! A 15 year old boy gave me a pummeling with a key and a 16 year old freeloader lives with me!"
" Yeah well! Living with yous no picnic either" Riku said
" Oh sure!" Ansem shouted, " Having unlimited cable and free food has got to be the worse thing ever for you!"
"-having to hear: Riku should I get my hair cut? Riku, should I switch to black contacts? Riku, does this dress make me look fat?" Riku shouted, " Well let me tell you something ANSEM! It DOES!"
Up in the rafters of the base was Holly. She was watching the play unravel.
" Gawd" Holly said, "it's like watching the odd couple"
The two looked up to see Holly.
" COMPUTER! INTRUDER ALERT!" Ansem screamed.
Holly jumped out of the way of the super computer's tentacles and escaped via the opened window (that Riku left opened).
" You left the window opened too?" Ansem said
" oh yeah..." Riku said (a'la Gir).
" That's it GET OUT!" Ansem shouted to Riku.
" Fine..."
Holly had run into another swarm of Heartless. Unfortunately, Holly was still no match for the large-bodied soldiers, her telekinesis and kick boxer skills were useless. It looked like it was the end of our favorite (cough) made-up when suddenly-
"Oi! Large-bodies!" Riku shouted, " Lunch break!"
The large bodies looked over at their 2nd in command and walked off to lunch. Holly stood up from the beating she got.
" I thought you were with Ansem" Holly said to Riku
" The MAN threw me out of the house" Riku said, " Just to tick him off I'll join up with you"
" YAY!" Holly said and hugged Riku. But then Riku pushed Holly off of him.
" I'm joining up with you...that doesn't mean I like you" Riku said.
Next time on Operation: Pulp Fiction!-
A special Omake Theatre- Kingdom Hearts Idol...well not really ;;.
