Disclaimer: I only own Holly...nothing else.

Note one: I would like to apologize for my recent absence. I am sorry...

Chapter Seven: Sugar High Ends the Fun a.k.a.- Kato takes charge...

We now join Kato and Ben. While Kato was busy moping around, Ben was busy writing a letter to the creator of Kingdom Hearts- Tetsuya Nomura.

' Dear Tetsuya Nomura,

Please make me your bitch.

Love,

Ben'

Kato finally let out a whimper and began to cry.

" Ok Kato what's up?" Ben said, " If it's about Advent Children I already told you- It will be here SOON!"

" No it's not that!" Kato sniffled, " Just that...Ansem is still messing up the story!...I w-was reading chapter 5 and he brought Kurone back from the dead."

" Is he that idiot that wears all black and likes Holly?" Ben asked

" No that's Darkfire" Kato answered, " And I didn't wanna have a stupid revival story until later...much later"

Kato went back to sobbing about how her reputation was ruined and all that stuff...

We all known by now that Jimmy is one of the dumbest life forms on the planet...he is Caboose's clone (a/n: Caboose is from Red Vs Blue...please do watch it at Redvsblue dot com). So, Jimmy was sneaking around, playing n1nj4 d00d. To make matters worse, Jimmy forgot where the group was, and got lost while playing n1nj4 d00d.

" This sucks" A heartless who was on look out said, " Do this Phil...do that Phil...Go do everything Phil..."

CReeeaak

" What was that" Phil the Heartless said and turned around. There was nothing behind him, " Nothing...stupid sucky wind...breaking a twig...coming up behind me...breathing very loudly down my neck"

Phil the Heartless turned around and saw Jimmy.

" Hello Mate!" Jimmy said politely and bashes Phil in the head with his space-age gun.

" Oh man what...this Sucks!" Phil said while on the ground.

" Right" Jimmy said, the interrogation began, " Here's how this works. I ask you a question, you give me an answer. One question, One answer. If I don't get the answer I like, we've got a problem. And if we've got a problem, you've got a problem."

" Alright just don't hurt me" Phil said, " I'm a single parent"

" Right then" Jimmy said and asked, " Where are you keeping An-"

Just then, Jimmy's cell phone went off playing Hail Britannia. Jimmy still tried to continue in his interrogation but-

" Hold on a sec" Jimmy said and turned to the side, " Hello...oh yes Hi Ma'am how are you? Yes...yes...spell that with a K or C...right...yes I'll take care of her too"

" I'm getting bored" Phil said still on the ground.

" Right" Jimmy said while talking, " Usual fee...say hi to mum for me"

Jimmy turned off his phone and turned back to Phil.

" Well good news Phil" Jimmy said, " It turns out I have to go now"

" Oh thank God!" Phil said relieved

" I won't have time to torture you so I'm just going to have to kill you" Jimmy said

" What! OH man THIS SUCKS!" were Phil's last words.

A loud BANG is heard.

By this time, everyone else joined up and now the 13 were planning to get Ansem.

" Oh I got some bad news" Kato said, " On impulse I called up someone and put in an order for Kurone's assassination"

" WHAT!" Everyone yelled out loud.

" Yeah I was kinda pissed off at him twenty minutes ago" Kato said, reflecting on the past, " But now I'm ok!"

" Who-did-you-call?" Kurone said while shaking Kato.

" ayahhh...Jimmy!" Kato shouted back

Everyone blinked a bit and broke down laughing...Jimmy as an assassin didn't really strike fear into the hearts of people.

" Oh I also asked him to kill Holly" Kato said.

" WHAT!" Holly shouted and grabbed Kato, " WHAT THE HELL DID I DO?"

"Ok this is getting strange...I think I'll go back to hell" Kurone said and walked away.

" Yeah I think I'll join you" Sephiroth said and followed.

Rejoice for this is no longer a revival fic...thank God. So we got rid of the dead bat and the godling...all in the matter of three seconds. And Jimmy just came into view and learned that he had been relieved of his duties as an assassin.

" HURRAY!" Kato said, " Now people won't hate me anymore"

" I hate you" Holly said

" Yeah me too" Mika said

" Same her-"

" Oh be quiet!" Kato snapped.

So while, Holly and Kato were fighting, Ansem came into view. Bad thing was, Ansem had about 400 heartless with him.

" Your day of reckoning is at hand!" Ansem shouted, " GO my heartless minions GO!"

" CHARGE!" They all shouted in unison and began to move...very, very slowly.

" What the hell?" everyone thought or said aloud.

" MOVE FASTER!" Ansem shouted

The heartless still moves at the same speed, slow...slow as a snail slow.

" This is what I get form buying things from Lopez!" Ansem said while mentally kicking himself in his head for his folly.

" Well" Kato said, " It's my fault for not stopping this at chapter one..so I got an idea!"

" OH DEAR GOD!" Ben shouted and then looked at Kato, who was fuming mad, " Sorry...I wasn't prepared for that"

" Jimmy" Kato commanded, " You run around and scream like a girl"

" Can do!" Jimmy said. Jimmy then let out a high pitched scream and proceeded to run around in circles saying things like, " I'm to young to dieee!"

" Shikou" Kato said, " Get as much booze together as you can"

" YES!" Shikou cheered

" But don't drink any of it" Kato commented

" Awww"

" The rest of ya" Kato said, " Stay put"

Kato then ran off while the others shouted in protest.

" Relax!" Kato said, " I'm just going to go get the secret weapon..."

Kato then jogged off. What is jogging you ask? It's running very slowly- because that is the top speed of Kato Shingetsu- jogging, only a bit faster then the slow heartless.

" Charge..." The heartless still shouted very slowly and continued their slow charge.

" This is gonna be a long night.."

Kato got back to the broken down S.S. Minnow Johnson and took out a flame thrower.

O.o O.o O.o O.o

Everyone back at the battle ground was playing Go Fish.

" Got any kings?" Yusuke asked

" Go fish" Ben said.

Kato jogged back in.

" Hey...huff...I got the flame thrower" Kato said

" That's your secret weapon!" Mika asked

" I can do better!" Darkfire said.

" Oi! Holly" Kato said while looking at all the booze Shikou gathered up, " Make the stuff float in the air, ja"

" Piss off" Holly said, " I ain't taking orders from you any-"

" DO IT!" Kato shotued at Holly, she had a demonic tone and face to her.

" Yes ma'am!" Holly said and made everything raise into the air.

" Wait for it..." Kato said.

" Charge..."

" NOW!" Kato shouted

So Holly dropped the crates of Booze on top of the heartless. They were soaked and Kato again jogged up and turned on the flame thrower. The heartless were burned to a crisp.

"...Ya know I could have done that to.." Darkfire said after Kato turned off the flame thrower.

" Yeah well...my idea was cooler" Kato said.

So everyone started to crowed around Ansem...his hour of reckoning was at hand.

" no wait I-...NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

Everyone began to wail on the King of the Heartless. And when it was all over, they did an unspeakable thing.

Everyone made Ansem dress up like a monkey and made him dance outside of his Hallow Bastion. Which was now turned into a Super Target.

" HOW DARE YOU!" Ansem shouted.

" HEY!" Jimmy said and poked Ansem with a stick, " We told you to dance like a monkey so dance! MONKEY!"

And so we have all learned a very valuable lesson. Revival stories are to be told in a different manner. And also never, ever take over one of Kato Shingetsu's fanfictions. All that will come out of it is a lame parody.

The end-