A/N: This is my first fanfic; it probably isn't that good, but please make
helpful reviews. If you're just having a bad day and want to be mean, go
tell it to someone who won't care.
Disclaimer: I don't own anything except my computer chair.
Chapter 1: And So the Twisted Tale Begins
It was a normal day at Hogwarts; little did the unsuspecting students know that Dumbledore was getting bored. "A karaoke contest," he said to McGonagall and Snape, "I know, I'll only let the fifth and sixth years audition because those are the only people that matter. Wait, I'll also have to let seventh years in, so we can have Cho Chang."
"But that will let them show way too much creativity," said Snape, "Which we all know I am totally against."
"Albus, really, a karaoke contest?" said McGonagall.
"It must be done Minerva," said a noble looking Dumbledore, "for I am bored. I must make the announcement at once."
----Meanwhile at wherever Harry and friends hang out----
"Oh look, it is time to go to dinner where we are totally unsuspecting that Dumbledore will make an announcement," said Harry.
"I am mean and you are dumb," said Malfoy.
"Yes you are mean, Malfunction!" said Hermione.
"I am warded off by your incredible wittiness," said Malfoy.
"We have victory, let's go eat," said Ron, and so they went off to dinner.
----Later at dinner----
"I have an announcement to make," said Dumbledore. The students gasp, for they were totally unsuspecting. "Hogwarts is going to have a karaoke contest for fifth through seventh years; auditions will be held tomorrow all day. Please don't try out if you can't sing."
Disclaimer: I don't own anything except my computer chair.
Chapter 1: And So the Twisted Tale Begins
It was a normal day at Hogwarts; little did the unsuspecting students know that Dumbledore was getting bored. "A karaoke contest," he said to McGonagall and Snape, "I know, I'll only let the fifth and sixth years audition because those are the only people that matter. Wait, I'll also have to let seventh years in, so we can have Cho Chang."
"But that will let them show way too much creativity," said Snape, "Which we all know I am totally against."
"Albus, really, a karaoke contest?" said McGonagall.
"It must be done Minerva," said a noble looking Dumbledore, "for I am bored. I must make the announcement at once."
----Meanwhile at wherever Harry and friends hang out----
"Oh look, it is time to go to dinner where we are totally unsuspecting that Dumbledore will make an announcement," said Harry.
"I am mean and you are dumb," said Malfoy.
"Yes you are mean, Malfunction!" said Hermione.
"I am warded off by your incredible wittiness," said Malfoy.
"We have victory, let's go eat," said Ron, and so they went off to dinner.
----Later at dinner----
"I have an announcement to make," said Dumbledore. The students gasp, for they were totally unsuspecting. "Hogwarts is going to have a karaoke contest for fifth through seventh years; auditions will be held tomorrow all day. Please don't try out if you can't sing."
