A/N: Wow so many reviews, so little plot... Anyway I'm going to try to put more detail, enjoy!

Chapter 5: More of Round 1

"...Hermione Granger with She's Not Just a Pretty Face!"

"Thank you," said Hermione walking out in sparkly tank top and jeans with a cute little butterfly design.

"She hosts a T.V. show - she rides the rodeo

She plays the bass in a band

She's an astronaut -

a valet at the parking lot

A farmer working the land

She is a champion - she gets the gold

She's a ballerina -the star of the show

She's - not - just a pretty face

She's - got - everything it takes

"Who's she calling pretty?" asked Malfoy. Harry smacked him upside his head.

She has a fashion line

a journalist for "Time"

Coaches a football team

She's a geologist - a romance novelist

She is a mother of three

She is a soldier - she is a wife

She is a surgeon - she'll save your life

"What's a surgeon?" asked Ron. "It's like a circus!" said Harry. "Really? I thought it was like a doctor," said Ron. "It is you dufus!" exclaimed Harry. Harry smacked him upside his head.

She's - not - just a pretty face

She's - got - everything it takes

She's - mother - of the human race

She's - not - just a pretty face

Oh, oh, yeah

Oh na, na, na, na.....

She is your waitress - she is your judge -

she is your teacher

She is every woman in the world

Oh la, la, la

She flies an airplane -

she drives a subway train

At night she pumps gasoline

She's on the council - she's on the board

She's a politician - she praises the lord

She's - not - just a pretty face

She's - got - everything it takes

She's - mother - of the human race

She's - not - just a pretty face

No, she's (she's) not (not) -

just a pretty face

She's (she's) got (got) - everything it takes

She's - not - just a pretty face

She's got everything it takes

She's not just a pretty face"

"Sorry, what did she say? I was tying my shoe," said Ron. Harry smacked him upside his head; he does that a lot now that his hope is dead.

"Thank you," said Dumbledore.

McGonagall: Oh I loved it! You have a great voice! I give it an 8.

Snape: Dreadful, 1, next!

Dumbledore: Great, dog, whatcho talkin' 'bout Snape dog? That was great dog! I give it 7, dog, leaving you with a total of 16, dog, out of a possible 30, cool dog!

"Okay, our next singer will be Malfun, I mean Draco Malfoy with Ka-ching!" announced Dumbledore.

Malfoy walked out wearing a very expensive looking... dress? He sang out in a very girlie voice...

"We live in a greedy little world -

that teaches every little boy and girl

To earn as much as they can possibly -

then turn around and

Spend it foolishly

We've created us a credit card mess

We spend the money that we don't possess

Our religion is to go and blow it all

So it's shoppin' every Sunday at the mall

All we ever want is more

A lot more than we had before

So take me to the nearest store"

Half the Great Hall is rolling on the floor laughing at this point. Ron just asks "What?" Harry tried to smack him upside his head but he was laughing to hard.

"Can you hear it ring

It makes you wanna sing

It's such a beautiful thing - Ka-ching!

Lots of diamond rings

The happiness it brings

You'll live like a king

With lots of money and things

When you're broke go and get a loan

Take out another mortgage on your home

Consolidate so you can afford

To go and spend some more when

you get bored

All we ever want is more

A lot more than we had before

So take me to the nearest store

Can you hear it ring

It makes you wanna sing

It's such a beautiful thing - Ka-ching!

Lots of diamond rings

The happiness it brings

You'll live like a king

With lots of money and things

Let's swing

Dig deeper in your pocket

Oh, yeah, ha

Come on I know you've got it

Dig deeper in your wallet

Oh"

Everyone except Snape and the Slytherins were on the floor laughing so hard they were crying. The few people who weren't laughing were about to burst.

"All we ever want is more

A lot more than we had before

So take me to the nearest store

Can you hear it ring

It makes you wanna sing

It's such a beautiful thing - Ka-ching!

Lots of diamond rings

The happiness it brings

You'll live like a king

With lots of money and things

Can you hear it ring

It makes you wanna sing

You'll live like a king

With lots of money and things

Ka-ching!"

"Thank you!" said Dumbledore who was VERY close to bursting out laughing.

McGonagall: You really got in to the song. I give it a 4.

Snape: Well done, I give it an 8.

Dumbledore: Dog! That was awful dog! I give it 1, dog, which gives you 13, dog.

"Our next singer will be....."

A/N: OoOoO another CLIFFIE!