A/N: Wow so many reviews, so little plot... Anyway I'm going to try to put
more detail, enjoy!
Chapter 5: More of Round 1
"...Hermione Granger with She's Not Just a Pretty Face!"
"Thank you," said Hermione walking out in sparkly tank top and jeans with a cute little butterfly design.
"She hosts a T.V. show - she rides the rodeo
She plays the bass in a band
She's an astronaut -
a valet at the parking lot
A farmer working the land
She is a champion - she gets the gold
She's a ballerina -the star of the show
She's - not - just a pretty face
She's - got - everything it takes
"Who's she calling pretty?" asked Malfoy. Harry smacked him upside his head.
She has a fashion line
a journalist for "Time"
Coaches a football team
She's a geologist - a romance novelist
She is a mother of three
She is a soldier - she is a wife
She is a surgeon - she'll save your life
"What's a surgeon?" asked Ron. "It's like a circus!" said Harry. "Really? I thought it was like a doctor," said Ron. "It is you dufus!" exclaimed Harry. Harry smacked him upside his head.
She's - not - just a pretty face
She's - got - everything it takes
She's - mother - of the human race
She's - not - just a pretty face
Oh, oh, yeah
Oh na, na, na, na.....
She is your waitress - she is your judge -
she is your teacher
She is every woman in the world
Oh la, la, la
She flies an airplane -
she drives a subway train
At night she pumps gasoline
She's on the council - she's on the board
She's a politician - she praises the lord
She's - not - just a pretty face
She's - got - everything it takes
She's - mother - of the human race
She's - not - just a pretty face
No, she's (she's) not (not) -
just a pretty face
She's (she's) got (got) - everything it takes
She's - not - just a pretty face
She's got everything it takes
She's not just a pretty face"
"Sorry, what did she say? I was tying my shoe," said Ron. Harry smacked him upside his head; he does that a lot now that his hope is dead.
"Thank you," said Dumbledore.
McGonagall: Oh I loved it! You have a great voice! I give it an 8.
Snape: Dreadful, 1, next!
Dumbledore: Great, dog, whatcho talkin' 'bout Snape dog? That was great dog! I give it 7, dog, leaving you with a total of 16, dog, out of a possible 30, cool dog!
"Okay, our next singer will be Malfun, I mean Draco Malfoy with Ka-ching!" announced Dumbledore.
Malfoy walked out wearing a very expensive looking... dress? He sang out in a very girlie voice...
"We live in a greedy little world -
that teaches every little boy and girl
To earn as much as they can possibly -
then turn around and
Spend it foolishly
We've created us a credit card mess
We spend the money that we don't possess
Our religion is to go and blow it all
So it's shoppin' every Sunday at the mall
All we ever want is more
A lot more than we had before
So take me to the nearest store"
Half the Great Hall is rolling on the floor laughing at this point. Ron just asks "What?" Harry tried to smack him upside his head but he was laughing to hard.
"Can you hear it ring
It makes you wanna sing
It's such a beautiful thing - Ka-ching!
Lots of diamond rings
The happiness it brings
You'll live like a king
With lots of money and things
When you're broke go and get a loan
Take out another mortgage on your home
Consolidate so you can afford
To go and spend some more when
you get bored
All we ever want is more
A lot more than we had before
So take me to the nearest store
Can you hear it ring
It makes you wanna sing
It's such a beautiful thing - Ka-ching!
Lots of diamond rings
The happiness it brings
You'll live like a king
With lots of money and things
Let's swing
Dig deeper in your pocket
Oh, yeah, ha
Come on I know you've got it
Dig deeper in your wallet
Oh"
Everyone except Snape and the Slytherins were on the floor laughing so hard they were crying. The few people who weren't laughing were about to burst.
"All we ever want is more
A lot more than we had before
So take me to the nearest store
Can you hear it ring
It makes you wanna sing
It's such a beautiful thing - Ka-ching!
Lots of diamond rings
The happiness it brings
You'll live like a king
With lots of money and things
Can you hear it ring
It makes you wanna sing
You'll live like a king
With lots of money and things
Ka-ching!"
"Thank you!" said Dumbledore who was VERY close to bursting out laughing.
McGonagall: You really got in to the song. I give it a 4.
Snape: Well done, I give it an 8.
Dumbledore: Dog! That was awful dog! I give it 1, dog, which gives you 13, dog.
"Our next singer will be....."
A/N: OoOoO another CLIFFIE!
Chapter 5: More of Round 1
"...Hermione Granger with She's Not Just a Pretty Face!"
"Thank you," said Hermione walking out in sparkly tank top and jeans with a cute little butterfly design.
"She hosts a T.V. show - she rides the rodeo
She plays the bass in a band
She's an astronaut -
a valet at the parking lot
A farmer working the land
She is a champion - she gets the gold
She's a ballerina -the star of the show
She's - not - just a pretty face
She's - got - everything it takes
"Who's she calling pretty?" asked Malfoy. Harry smacked him upside his head.
She has a fashion line
a journalist for "Time"
Coaches a football team
She's a geologist - a romance novelist
She is a mother of three
She is a soldier - she is a wife
She is a surgeon - she'll save your life
"What's a surgeon?" asked Ron. "It's like a circus!" said Harry. "Really? I thought it was like a doctor," said Ron. "It is you dufus!" exclaimed Harry. Harry smacked him upside his head.
She's - not - just a pretty face
She's - got - everything it takes
She's - mother - of the human race
She's - not - just a pretty face
Oh, oh, yeah
Oh na, na, na, na.....
She is your waitress - she is your judge -
she is your teacher
She is every woman in the world
Oh la, la, la
She flies an airplane -
she drives a subway train
At night she pumps gasoline
She's on the council - she's on the board
She's a politician - she praises the lord
She's - not - just a pretty face
She's - got - everything it takes
She's - mother - of the human race
She's - not - just a pretty face
No, she's (she's) not (not) -
just a pretty face
She's (she's) got (got) - everything it takes
She's - not - just a pretty face
She's got everything it takes
She's not just a pretty face"
"Sorry, what did she say? I was tying my shoe," said Ron. Harry smacked him upside his head; he does that a lot now that his hope is dead.
"Thank you," said Dumbledore.
McGonagall: Oh I loved it! You have a great voice! I give it an 8.
Snape: Dreadful, 1, next!
Dumbledore: Great, dog, whatcho talkin' 'bout Snape dog? That was great dog! I give it 7, dog, leaving you with a total of 16, dog, out of a possible 30, cool dog!
"Okay, our next singer will be Malfun, I mean Draco Malfoy with Ka-ching!" announced Dumbledore.
Malfoy walked out wearing a very expensive looking... dress? He sang out in a very girlie voice...
"We live in a greedy little world -
that teaches every little boy and girl
To earn as much as they can possibly -
then turn around and
Spend it foolishly
We've created us a credit card mess
We spend the money that we don't possess
Our religion is to go and blow it all
So it's shoppin' every Sunday at the mall
All we ever want is more
A lot more than we had before
So take me to the nearest store"
Half the Great Hall is rolling on the floor laughing at this point. Ron just asks "What?" Harry tried to smack him upside his head but he was laughing to hard.
"Can you hear it ring
It makes you wanna sing
It's such a beautiful thing - Ka-ching!
Lots of diamond rings
The happiness it brings
You'll live like a king
With lots of money and things
When you're broke go and get a loan
Take out another mortgage on your home
Consolidate so you can afford
To go and spend some more when
you get bored
All we ever want is more
A lot more than we had before
So take me to the nearest store
Can you hear it ring
It makes you wanna sing
It's such a beautiful thing - Ka-ching!
Lots of diamond rings
The happiness it brings
You'll live like a king
With lots of money and things
Let's swing
Dig deeper in your pocket
Oh, yeah, ha
Come on I know you've got it
Dig deeper in your wallet
Oh"
Everyone except Snape and the Slytherins were on the floor laughing so hard they were crying. The few people who weren't laughing were about to burst.
"All we ever want is more
A lot more than we had before
So take me to the nearest store
Can you hear it ring
It makes you wanna sing
It's such a beautiful thing - Ka-ching!
Lots of diamond rings
The happiness it brings
You'll live like a king
With lots of money and things
Can you hear it ring
It makes you wanna sing
You'll live like a king
With lots of money and things
Ka-ching!"
"Thank you!" said Dumbledore who was VERY close to bursting out laughing.
McGonagall: You really got in to the song. I give it a 4.
Snape: Well done, I give it an 8.
Dumbledore: Dog! That was awful dog! I give it 1, dog, which gives you 13, dog.
"Our next singer will be....."
A/N: OoOoO another CLIFFIE!
